Twinkle, Twinkle, Fatass Star

fatstar.jpgSo let me get this – unlike her husband – straight.

Star Jones, the lawyer / talk show host / celebrislut, wrote a book in 2005 called Shine. In that supposedly inspirational tome, Star breathlessly tells her three readers that she lost 2,379 pounds through diet and exercise in a little over a year.  She categorically denied any surgery to accomplish any of this dramatic weight loss.

In it, she also reassures the curious that her “husband,” “Big Gay Al” Reynolds, is a total, woman-loving stud. Cough. Cough.

Now comes this “shocking” revelation:

The bitch DID have surgery!

You know, I am all for people keeping their personal life to themselves. If, in this case, Star felt as scared about admitting it as she claims in this article, then fine … I can understand keeping that information private and confidential.

But she wrote a profitable book about a lie!!! And now she’s selling this revised story as well!!!

Star Jones Reynolds is the worst kind of taint-slime. Fat or skinny, she needs to go away for good.

NOTE TO STAR: Ever wonder why Al always wants to take a “bath” at some other “house” besides yours??

Maybe that can be the subject of her next denial / revelation!! Milk that celebrity while you can, you embarrassing bitch!

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4 Responses to “Twinkle, Twinkle, Fatass Star”
  1. KC says:

    That picture is gross Sam!!!

    I can’t believe people would actually buy a book that she wrote. They was HAD. LOL

  2. Ray says:

    What’s your deal, KC? Haven’t you ever seen a fat black woman before?? There are literally TONS of them.

  3. kc says:

    There are TONS of Star just in that picture. And no, she’s the first I’ve seen. Oh wait, there was that Huge Black chick in Norbit right? She was actually kind of cute.

  4. Eric says:

    Just another worthless bitch that has no business being a celebrity. Useless lying bitch, she will gain the wait again because she can’t stop eating.

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