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Hottest Michael Jackson Video Ever?

June 27, 2009 by Ray DeRousse · 7 Comments
Filed under: Greatest Of All Time, Gross, Hmmmmm, Music Discussion

As we fall away from the shocking and sudden death of Michael Jackson, we start to reminisce about various aspects of his talent and legacy.

One of the curious things about Jackson was his sexuality. At one time, he was considered the sexiest singer on the planet, which is hard to remember after years of freakish plastic surgeries. There certainly weren’t too many women lining up to be humped by the Zombie Michael we all knew and feared from the last decade. But his videos were, for the most part, much more reflective of the man himself – asexual, puerile, childish, and extravagant. Only in a few videos did Michael dabble with sexual themes or adult situations.

So I ask – which Michael Jackson video do you think is the hottest or sexiest video he ever made?

Here are your choices:

In The Closet

Billie Jean

Blood On The Dancefloor

Smooth Criminal

Dirty Diana

The Way You Make Me Feel

and You Are Not Alone

The last one is a little joke that I sincerely hope you got.

Vote now!

Tags: Billie Jean, Blood on the Dancefloor, Dirty Diana, In The closet, Michael Jackson, Remember the Time, sexiest, Smooth Criminal, video, You Are Not Alone

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7 Responses to “Hottest Michael Jackson Video Ever?”

Eric says:

June 28, 2009 at 7:51 pm

This was a hard choice to make. Smooth Criminal and Billie Jean are the best songs of the bunch, but not the “hottest” I think I’ll go with Dirty Diana. It has attitude and is actually believable. The Way You Make Me Feel takes way to long to get going and is kind of silly.
Edie says:

July 2, 2009 at 1:00 pm

In my opinion, there is no greater sexual tease from Michael Jackson than “In The Closet!” He outdoes himself at least in this woman’s eyes. Wow! Every time I watch it, he turns me on! I can’t keep my eyes off him and it appears that this would be every woman’s MJ fantasy!!
He also has a live video somewhere out there that has him singing “Gotta Be Starting Something” that is just sexual genius! I grew up with his music…we’re the same age and his death is a real loss to this world. Rest in Peace, Michael and THANK YOU…
Ray says:

July 2, 2009 at 2:20 pm

@ Edie – Ewwwwwww …
lola says:

July 30, 2009 at 9:18 am

in the closet, bad and dirty diana! he was soo sexy in those videos! damn!
Vero says:

July 30, 2009 at 7:45 pm

DIRTY DIANA!!! YEAH!!!
Stacey says:

August 25, 2009 at 7:21 am

Wayyy late in posting on here…
video wise, “In the Closet”. But only because of the supermodel (Iman??) gyrating around in a little bitty outfit.
actualy SONG / LYRIC wise, “Dirty Diana”. Easily.
sc341 says:

November 22, 2009 at 2:03 am

“In The Closet”, followed by “Dirty Diana”. Also check out “Come Together” video by Michael Jackson on youtube from “Moonwalker”.