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Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Diane Sawyer, please turn in your journalism badge.
You sold out, sister. You gladly offered your untouched, Hillary-esque vagina to the big, fat cock of corporate television, and it fucked you like you were a drunken, slutty prom queen.
Did you feel humiliated by the thick wad of creamy white sponsorship spackled all over your tight, pursed lips?? [...]
RAPE!!!!
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007CLICK BELOW TO SEE WHO IS RAPING SNOW WHITE!!!!
Someone Tie Her Down
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Remember the days when we would daydream about what it looked like under her teensy-weensy Catholic schoolgirl dress??
Now it would be like looking under Charles Manson’s boxers.
As another 24 hours have passed, Britney Spears made yet another embarrasing appearance in the news. It seems that she threatened to kill a photographer.
Oh, yeah … and not [...]
Sunshine - A Review
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007The sun is dying in the year 2057. The human race, in an attempt to stave off extinction, sent a spaceship named Icarus to the sun in order to set off a gigantic nuclear bomb and re-ignite our only life-giving power source.
But the mission failed, and over seven more years the Earth grew colder.
So mankind launches [...]
Underrated Band
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007One of the most underrated rock bands of all time were, at one time, one of the biggest bands in the world. One bad song seemed to change everything and tarnish their image forever in the U.S. If you ask the average person to name great rock bands, everybody from Guns N Roses to AC/DC [...]
Is Paula Retarded?
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007
Most people think that something is wrong with Paula Abdul. I think her new show has proven she has some sort of problem. Personally I think she may be mildly retarded.
Digital Muppets?
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007When George Lucas announced to the world in 1996 that he planned to digitally remaster the Star Wars trilogy, geeks everywhere peed frantically into their tighty-whities. When Lucas announced that he would be adding additional digital footage, the pee turned a creamy white.
The reality, however, was less than orgasmic.
As Lucas clumsily demonstrated, it is rarely [...]
Maxim Makes Movies Masturbate
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Variety reports that Screen Gems, which sounds more like a candy than a movie studio, has teamed up with Maxim magazine to produce teen sex comedies.
Oh boy.
Micah Robinson of CHUD wrote this on-target analysis of the idea.
The problem I see with this idea is that these people are setting out to make teen sex comedies. [...]
Twinkle, Twinkle, Fatass Star
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007So let me get this - unlike her husband - straight.
Star Jones, the lawyer / talk show host / celebrislut, wrote a book in 2005 called Shine. In that supposedly inspirational tome, Star breathlessly tells her three readers that she lost 2,379 pounds through diet and exercise in a little over a year. She categorically [...]
Barrymore is Brainless
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Variety is reporting that Drew Barrymore is returning to the eighties.
Apparently she misses all of that cocaine she did when she was SIX YEARS OLD.
The rest of us will need that cocaine to endure her latest “idea,” which involves a music video remake show.
HUH?
According to Variety, Drew will produce a game show in which contestants will be given [...]
Dear Hollywood
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Dear Hollywood,
Variety has posted this article about how a strike looms over Los Angeles because nobody seems to be able to get along. The writers want to strike the studios this year, and the actors and directors want to strike the studios next year, and the studios are stepping up production in order to overcome both.
And [...]
Winnie Fights With Brains!
Monday, July 30th, 2007
Danika McKellar, only best known for playing the beloved Winnie from “The Wonder Years” speaks out against the insurmountable stack of whores in the media spotlight…
TAPS
Monday, July 30th, 2007We sadly have lost some bright lights in the world of entertainment today.
Lost at Comic Con
Sunday, July 29th, 2007This must be geek day on the REC. Iron Man, Batman, and shitty movie lists. Well, here’s a bit more. Comic Con has been the center of the universe for all that is geeky. Lost has been one of the big draws. The convention and the Internet have been a buzz with the recent release [...]
The Geeks Strike Back
Sunday, July 29th, 2007Our boy Matt Holmes from Obsessed With Film posted the results of the Online Film Community Top 100 Films, which was compiled in response to the recent AFI Top 100 list. You can see Matt’s article here.
Unfortunately, most of the choices suck just as badly as the picks of the so-called “experts.”
The one thing that [...]
Dark Knight Teaser, (Kind Of)
Sunday, July 29th, 2007
I thought “Batman Begins” was a really good movie, and I can’t can’t wait for the “Dark Knight.” It should be even better. Well, the first teaser trailer for the movie has been released.
I Am “Iron Man”
Sunday, July 29th, 2007
The new trailer for the next big Superhero movie has been released.
Let’s Stop The Music
Sunday, July 29th, 2007Seriously. Everyone just stop.
Stop buying music, if you’re even doing that anymore. Stop going to concerts. Stop watching the shitty commercials that now pass for music videos.
We need to stop the music business until it gets the message that their “product” is nonsensical, non-musical garbage.
Seriously … have you listened to the top of the charts [...]
Pixar Breaks Your Heart
Sunday, July 29th, 2007I want to work at Pixar.
While I know little to nothing about computer technology and programming (take a look at this site, for instance!!), I do know a thing or two about writing … and I could probably learn to suck John Lasseter’s dick under his desk just the way he likes it.
Just gimme a [...]
Beware the End is Near!
Sunday, July 29th, 2007A remake of Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds.
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