Douche-Bag Fighting - Michael Vick Vs. ?

August 23, 2007 · Filed Under Freaks, Karmic Justice, Media Report, Media Weirdness, Music, Public Humiliation, The Z List, Who Gives a Shit, Worst of the Worst 

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I think I have the perfect idea for Michael Vick … and it’s not prison.  I say we have a douche-bag fight; it’s like dog fighting, where only one comes out alive.  His opponent ……

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British Pop rocker / junkie Pete Doherty has hit a new low and would be the perfect challenger. 

One of Doherty’s kittens, after being taken to the vet, was found to have cocaine in its system. Now the junkie is being investigated for animal abuse. 

The kitten became sick and was taken to the vet, after a blood test to diagnose the problem, they discovered cocaine in the pet’s bloodstream and alerted police.   
 

The kitten reportedly got into Doherty’s crack stash.  The kitten is one of 5 new kittens from his pet cat, Dinger.   Dinger. The phrase “dinger dinger” is stupid British junkie slang for a syringe.  

So, here’s my solution.  Put Vick and Doherty in a cage and let them fight to the death.  At least this way we can get rid of one of these shitbags forever. 

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5 Responses to “Douche-Bag Fighting - Michael Vick Vs. ?”

  1. KC on August 23rd, 2007 10:15 am

    I think Doherty would die just by looking at VICK.

    What sick, pathetic people we have for entertainers.

  2. Essa on August 23rd, 2007 11:41 am

    Doherty would never die, he’s like a fuckin cockroach. He’ll probably outlive us all.

  3. KC on August 23rd, 2007 12:56 pm

    LOL

  4. Ray on August 23rd, 2007 1:46 pm

    Hell, I have forgotten what Doherty even did prior to becoming the world’s most revolting junkie. Is he Shannon’s brother or something?

  5. Ray on August 23rd, 2007 4:38 pm

    I really don’t like my name being attached to a fight between these two guys.

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