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Kingsley Gu-ruins Career
“Sir” Ben Kingsley, who at one time rocketed to international acclaim based solely on his acting skills, has decided to offer up his tender anus to the giant cock of corporate Hollywood. Again.
The star of recent classics like Bloodrayne and Thunderbirds has decided to finally finish off any value his Oscar for Gandhi may still retain. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Kingsley will co-star in the upcoming Mike Myers “comedy” The Love Guru.
Ugh. That sentence pained me to type.
Kingsley will portray a shaman by the name of Guru Tugginmypudha - yeah, read that name again so that you don’t miss the hilarity - who helps Myers’ character, Love Guru Deepak Chopra, to “love himself and wear a chastity belt.”
HUH?
As most people know, I have come to allergically despise Mike Myers, his three revolving accents, and his constant mugging for the camera. But even if you enjoy Myers’ commercial brand of sell-out, grade-school-level comedy, this idea sounds like a bag of ass. Not only that - Myers is obviously pandering yet again by hiring the inimitable thespianic (new word alert) talents of Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake in order to attract the kids to the theaters. This thing isn’t worth the stain in one of Gandhi’s diapers.
I think it’s time for the British government to remove the knighthood from Kingsley’s rapidly declining name. While they’re at it, do the same for McCartney and Elton John.
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First J.T., now Sir Ben?!? Whatever happened to not selling out? Guru Tugginmypudha!?!!?!?!?! Have some respect for yourself man.
The proof is in the puddin i guess
Kingsley loves to play monks. Maybe it’s time he’s wanders into a cave and never speaks again.