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Dumbass
According to the AP:
The other night at the Bad Boys Of Rock concert (Hinder, Papa Roach, and Buckcherry) in York, PA, a dumbass got impaled by a fence.
The concert was being held at the York fair and a group of guys decided they didn’t want to pay the $5 fee to enter the fair, since they had already bought a ticket to the concert inside. I think it’s a bunch of bullshit that you would have to pay the ticket price, plus the Ticket Bastard charge, then on top of that have to pay to get into the fair. It should be included in the concert ticket.
Anyway, all the guys made it except one. One big fat ass guy couldn’t quite make it over the 12-foot, wrought-iron fence and fell onto one of the inch-thick spikes, impaling his thigh. The dumbass had to try to hold himself up on the spike, while he waited for an ambulance.
The 19 year old drifted in and out of consciousness as firefighters used hydraulic cutters to snap three of the spikes. He had surgery later and is fine. He will have to heal for a few weeks going through with another moronic plan.
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Eric, that was me, and I’m not fat.