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Celine, Leave Us Alone
September 26, 2007 · Filed Under Dumb Ideas, Good Grief, Music, Public Humiliation, Who Gives a Shit, Worst of the Worst
Celine Dion, the twig-thin songstress who has never met a ballad she didn’t want to scream straight to hell, has returned.
Unfortunately, she has decided to team with Ben Moody and David Hodges - who at one time were men with intact genitalia - to rework the classic Heart single Alone.
Check it out:
Thanks Perez!
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I didn’t even get through a full minute of that before my ears started bleeding.
Celine is no Anne Wilson.
She fucks up everything.
@ Chris - LOL. And I thought Ann Wilson oversang the song. You keep waiting for Celine’s head to fly right off of that elongated neck of hers.
I love how she tries to act all “rock and roll” in the video, wandering through the halls of the studio wailing and slamming her fists. If I was the producer, I would ban her from the studio.
“Um, Celine, how about you call us from your house, and we’ll record your vocals on speakerphone … okay?”
Please go away Celine. You make me want to chop my ears off.
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Somebody make it stop.
I think I’m going to go and kill a Canadian now and maybe find that dude from Evanescence and kill him for helping her with this.