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Wednesday, October 31st, 2007Does someone want tell me what the hell this is all about?
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This looks like a PC game trailer from the late 80’s! I just…I just…I…ugh.
Is It Hot In Here?
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
I take a neutral stand when it comes to government and politics. I honestly think that no government will ever, ever, ever, ever work. Afterall, history tends to repeat itself. That being said, I find myself pushing my jaw back up whenever Ron Paul stops speaking. After the jump, see how Paul is finally getting [...]
Better Off Dead?
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007I am alive. Well mostly, part of me dies every day that I have to go into work and lube up my asshole so The Man can have another go at me. I usually come home stinking of sweaty balls and ticked off because some old rich bitch made me wipe her shoes off after she stepped [...]
Face Is Much Better Than Rod
Sunday, October 28th, 2007
Before Rod Stewart was wooing the panties off of fat, unmarried old maids and playing elevator music, he was the hard rocking blues singer for Faces.
Metallica Play Garbage
Sunday, October 28th, 2007
It looks like I have yet another answer to look for in The Encyclopedia Of Metallica. I need an answer to this question. What the hell were they thinking covering Rare Earth and Garbage at the Bridge School Benefit?
Anakin Dares Us To Stay AWAKE
Sunday, October 28th, 2007
It is appropriate to display a picture of Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker in any discussion regarding his upcoming film AWAKE, since Hayden apparently resumes the weird, deliberate line readings that doomed his portrayal of the Star Wars villain.
White Power?
Saturday, October 27th, 2007In the latest edition of the St. Louis American, a weekly newspaper aimed at the African American reader, entertainment reporter Kenya Vaughn had some interesting news regarding her viewing of Tyler Perry’s latest film. Please read her article here.
According to the article, the ticket sales for several different showings of Why Did I Get Married? [...]
The Encyclopedia Of Sellouts
Friday, October 26th, 2007
Have you ever wondered why Metallica suck? Or maybe, why they sold out after years of preaching their rebellious, I don’t give a shit attitude? Well, those answers and more are only a few days away.
When Music Changed Everything
Friday, October 26th, 2007
July 13, 1985.
It remains the largest single musical event in history. Twenty hours of music. Over fifty of music’s biggest acts. Three continents. 1.5 billion viewers. To date it has raised over $250 million dollars to save Ethiopia.
And, sadly, it will never happen again.
Drinking Jin
Friday, October 26th, 2007
It looks like Lost maybe killing off yet another favorite. Daniel Dae Kim, who plays the Korean tough guy Jin-Soo Kwon was arrested yesterday on suspicion of drunken driving.
Great Live Performances
Thursday, October 25th, 2007Stealing a page from Eric’s book, I would like to offer a great live performance that I nearly forgot about until recently. In 1993, with the release of Willie Nelson’s Across the Borderline, the country legend teamed with Paul Simon to appear on Saturday Night Live. A cover of Simon’s Graceland appeared on the album so it only [...]
Are You Sorry?
Thursday, October 25th, 2007
The band Buckcherry are looking for people to create and record a video for their song Sorry. The winning video, will be chosen by the number of youtube plays it gets. The winner will receive $4,000. Second place gets $1,000 and third place gets a singed copy of their latest CD, 15.
Rolling Around In Foo
Wednesday, October 24th, 2007
It seems strange that the person who gained the most from the death of Kurt Cobain, was not the person who killed him, COURTNEY LOVE. It was actually Dave Grohl. Had Cobain lived and Nirvana continued, Grohl would have been left buried behind the drum kit with all of his talent trapped inside of just two [...]
The First Internet Feature
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007Forget what people said about Snakes On A Plane being the product of internet fanboys. The Hollywood Reporter tells us that the world’s first internet-borne feature film is set to film this week.
Coming Attractions?
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
Trailers are often my favorite part of the theatrical experience; they help me fantasize about the possibility of a better movie than the one I am currently seeing.
We have brand new trailers for I Am Legend and John Rambo on tap for ya. Take a gander and let us know what you think.
When Lawyers Attack
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
Lawyers are the lowest form of life on the planet (well, OK, they are above grocery store workers) and there are way too many of them corrupting our world. They are constantly chasing ambulances so they can have a big class-action lawsuit, a lawsuit that will get each of their one million clients $25, while they rake [...]
Killing the Villain
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007Our friend Matt Holmes has written an article about the new upcoming Dark Knight, and I agree with him completely. As a matter of fact, I wanted to elaborate a bit more. It refers to Christopher Nolan not showing how the Joker became the Joker. Matt applauds this move and so do I.
For Stern Justice
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
While humanity and the general direction of life on Earth resumed without even a pause following the drug-induced death of Anna Nicole Smith, the drama surrounding it continues to grow larger and - inexplicably - weirder.
A tape and eyewitness account has surfaced that reveal lawyer Howard K. Stern is suspect #1 in her emerging homicide case.
When Reality Intrudes On Reality Shows
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007Most reality shows these days have just enough actual reality in them to suspend your disbelief; by that I mean they feature humans on planet Earth. The rest of the time, they simply serve up the very worst human behaviors in a futile effort to titillate and excite. Most of them come off like watching The [...]
Monday Night Metal 10-22
Monday, October 22nd, 2007
What’s up!!! It’s time for Monday Night Metal. Tonight’s edition includes a jazzy-metal band with ties to Black Sabbath, Dave Mustaine’s multi-personalities, and some old school glam/thrash.