Oops!!!…. It’s Over Already

October 5, 2007 · Filed Under Funny, Media Weirdness, Movies, Music, Public Humiliation, Rumor Control, Who Gives a Shit 

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Britney Spears’ name just can’t stay out of the news.  She is like a magnet for doing really stupid shit and usually in front of a bunch of people.  He newest bit of stupidity came in front of only one person so far.

Gigwise is reporting that the day after losing custody of her kids, a 28 year old mystery man is claiming to have made a sex tape with the disturbed little hoe.  The mystery man claims that he had sex with Britney while she was on vacation in Hawaii in June of this year.  He claims that he recorded them without her knowing.

This is really no surprise, I’m sure there will be many tapes of Britney having her cheesy croissant plugged over the next few years.   The best part of this story, though is why the mystery man has not released the video.  He is not releasing it, because he is embarrassed by his performance. 

He told the In Touch Weekly: “It was just normal sex, we didn’t do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.”

If this tape really exist, then this guy must really be embarrassed by the size of his tiny wang and his premature ejaculation.  I don’t care how little my wang is, if I made a sex tape with somebody and could sell it for millions of dollars,  I’m doing it.   The world would just have to knew that my Little Smokie may be small, but I just nailed a celebrity.

I hope that our mystery man, with the little cock, gets the balls to release this and excepts his limitations.

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4 Responses to “Oops!!!…. It’s Over Already”

  1. Ray on October 5th, 2007 10:10 pm

    We’re almost turning into Perez Hilton with all of the stories about this bitch.

    Frankly, after seeing her trundle around the stage like a dazed cow, I’m not sure I want to see her naked and getting fucked for three minutes.

    Oh, who am I kiddin’?

  2. Chris on October 6th, 2007 6:42 am

    Idefinatley want to see it.

    And 25 minutes is something to be proud of where I come from.

  3. KC on October 9th, 2007 1:40 pm

    No kidding Chris. Not everyone can go 5 hours like you Eric. You big stallion!

  4. Eric on October 9th, 2007 4:11 pm

    5 hours, shit, try more like 8 hours. I am the man.

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