Why Does This Wand Smell Like Ass?

October 19, 2007 · Filed Under Huh?, Movies, Rumor Control, Who Gives a Shit 

dumbledore3.jpgIn the world of Harry Potter much is sacred, but apparently not the sexuality of one of the series most beloved characters.  According to author J.K. Rowling Hogwarts Headmaster Albus Dumbledore was a huge fudge packer. 

I am currently reading the series and am only about half way through the fourth book so I may sound a bit naive in saying this, but is it really necessary to come out with this now?  What’s the point?  Is it to please fans that theorized it for a while?  Is it to gain more headlines for the just completed series?  Or is it to cash in on more books about Dumbledore’s past? 

Either way I am not sure that this is the best example of a lasting memory for old Albus.  Not that there’s anything wrong with it.  But if he was gay why not be a bit more obvious about it from the start?  Sure, you may want to hide from the young readers in the beginning, but if there is in fact nothing wrong with it, then what’s the big deal?  It seems simple, be gay or don’t.  Don’t try to be gay because it seems to be the “in” thing to do.  That seems to be what Rowling is doing here.

Rowling did not have comment on whether Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge, is also a fudge packer.  But it sure sounds like it.

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4 Responses to “Why Does This Wand Smell Like Ass?”

  1. Ray on October 20th, 2007 6:38 am

    KC is burning his Harry Potter books even as we speak.

  2. Chris on October 20th, 2007 3:44 pm

    What is the point of this?
    Pretty dumb move on her part.

  3. Eric on October 20th, 2007 4:08 pm

    There has to have a money making idea to this. You maybe right about a chance to cash in on books about Dumbledore’s past.

    Perry dumb move on her part, but I guess she’s really bored now. Maybe she should just move on and right about something else.

  4. KC on October 22nd, 2007 8:34 am

    I just died a little more inside.

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