Lo-Life
Michael Lohan, the estranged father of one-time actress/drug addict Lindsay Lohan, doesn’t resemble a human being as much as he does a parasitic fungal infection.
His slobbering, narcissistic desire for attention has cost him his family, his freedom, and now his self-respect. That’s right … add one more reality television hopeful to the parade of scummy, Z-grade losers who want to cash in 13 minute’s worth of their Warholian “fame.”
The wonderfully disgusting Perez Hilton posted this pathetic demo reel for a proposed reality show that has been making the rounds in writer-deprived Hollywood. Of course, we need no writers to describe it - “trainwreck” will simply suffice.
Is anybody surprised that a psychotic, drug-addled whore like Lindsay would run in the opposite direction from this guy???
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It’s really nice to she that he is trying to do good. How can you talk bad about this guy. He has the hookers for God on his side.
What religion does this guy belong to? I just kept waiting for Pat Roberts to come on and endorse him and his show.
LEECH.