One Sheet Shitpaper: Made Of Honor

November 14, 2007 · Filed Under Movies, One Sheet Shitpaper, Who Gives a Shit 

At one time Patrick Dempsey had a promising movie career. Although he was a decent-looking actor, Dempsey never achieved that Corey Haim level of Tiger Beat fame, opting instead for more comedically goofball roles. Unfortunately, Dempsey still made Haim-like choices in film roles at that young age, and 1989’s Loverboy was the nail in Dempsey’s fledgling career.

Now that he’s hot again - thanks to television’s big hit Grey’s Anatomy - Dempsey has returned to the movie screen. And man, does this thing look bad.

The film is called Made Of Honor, and the lovely Erik Davis at Cinematical has posted the exclusive one-sheet for the film.

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This thing looks like cadaver ass.

Basically, Dempsey’s face says, “Hey girls, it’s me!! Patrick Dempsey, the hot guy from Grey’s Anatomy!! I’m in a film about weddings!! Won’t that be funny?!?!?”

The synopsis for this upcoming release reads like it was written by a bunch of WOPR computers in a Hollywood boardroom, all spitting out box office algorithms in order to provide maximum first-weekend profits:

A guy in love with an engaged woman tries to win her over after she asks him to be her maid of honor.

So it’s My Best Friend’s Wedding … with reversed gender roles.

The question that arises in my mind after viewing this hideous one-sheet and reading the synopsis is this: From where does the “honor” of the title come? The title implies that Dempsey is made of honor, but how? He purposely accepts an invitation to hijack his friend’s wedding in order to steal the bride away from her prospective husband. In the poster, he has this wise-ass grin like he just devirginized an entire cheerleading squad. Not particularly honorable, if you ask me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah … I get it. It’s just a play on the term “maid of honor.” But it’s just dumb. 

This film will pre-emptively destroy Dempsey’s second film career when it debuts in May of 2008.

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3 Responses to “One Sheet Shitpaper: Made Of Honor”

  1. KC on November 14th, 2007 3:31 pm

    Oh man, this is really bad. A lot of chicks are gonna fall for this one though.

  2. Ray on November 14th, 2007 5:28 pm

    You’re right KC. I already bought my tickets.

  3. Eric on November 15th, 2007 9:48 pm

    It’s Dr. McDreamy. The woman will love it.

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