Master Debate

November 29, 2007 · Filed Under Corporate Evil, Editorial, Media Report, Television, Worst of the Worst 

Terrible. Just embarrassing. The only person who told the truth during the YouTube Republican debates in Florida last night wasn’t allowed to speak - unless he had to defend himself against pitiful attacks.

It’s hard for me to avoid openly supporting Ron Paul when he is the only guy making any sense on key issues of human dignity, fairness, and protection. Supporting his views even more are the media, who continued their blackout of Paul throughout the debate, as well as Paul’s opponents, who foolishly try to attack him. 

In response to a question on immigration, John McCain - who looks like a frog that has swallowed an explosive - turned his “answer” into a patriotic-baiting slam against Ron Paul. Bad idea. Paul just loves when pesky insects fly into his perfect web of logic and intelligence:

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The people you hear booing Ron Paul in the background are the ones indirectly responsible for September 11, 2001.

Then Mike Huckabee used his child-molestor charm to try and appropriate Ron Paul’s stance against the IRS. Unfortunately, this so-called “minister” is lying through his teeth:

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 The rest of the “candidates” were a joke as well. Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney were granted approximately 15 hours to argue endlessly about which one was tougher on illegal immigration. That’s a bit like two turds debating about which one attracts fewer flies. Meanwhile, supposed-frontrunner Fred Thompson stood around and made jokes - some of which I think he meant as policy ideas.  

Of course, how can anyone expect to do well in a debate which featured a repulsive, idiotic array of YouTube retards? CNN ambushed and eviscerated this “debate” by hand-picking the questions that would give liberal slants on minor issues.

Do you believe in the Bible?

What would Jesus do?

Do you support gays in the military?

Who in the world gives a shit? Nobody in America lies awake at night worrying about whether or not two soldiers are buttfucking. In fact, after the success of Brokeback Mountain, most people in America are probably hoping that it gets filmed.

Somebody seriously needs to take a DVD copy of this debate, put it into a time capsule, and bury it for future generations. They deserve an answer for the chaos in their lives that is sure to come thanks to this festering collection of ass boils and the media mindfuckers that lance them. 

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7 Responses to “Master Debate”

  1. Jim on November 29th, 2007 2:12 am

    “John McCain - who looks like a frog that has swallowed an explosive”

    That explains the shit for brains.

    “Mike Huckabee used his child-molestor charm”

    That description is *SO* perfect! I grew up around these holier-than-thou hypocrites with their perfectly practiced smiles and practiced soothing voices. They are the scariest f’kers on the planet!

  2. Kurt on November 29th, 2007 4:51 am

    a-fuckin-men…

  3. Kurt on November 29th, 2007 4:51 am

    or in huckabee’s case a-fuckin-boys… :P

  4. KC on November 29th, 2007 10:30 am

    What a sad political/media system we have.

  5. Megan on November 29th, 2007 12:13 pm

    Yep.

  6. ryk on November 29th, 2007 3:24 pm

    It really is a shame that Ron Paul seems to be the only candidate from either party that continuously speaks from his heart, and he is ridiculed for doing so.

  7. Norm Schrager on December 2nd, 2007 12:21 am

    Somebody wake me when someone — anyone — actually asks a f*ckn question that means anything to me, my family, my friends and my neighbors. Like I give a shit what Mike Huckabee thinks Jesus would do. Unless Jesus is responsible for my real estate tax bill, I’d like to ask another question.

    Great stuff guys.

    Norm
    http://www.meetinthelobby.com

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