Subscriptions
RSS
Where The Hell Is Maury?
What the hell is happening is going on? Daytime T.V. was the perfect time to sit back and laugh at all the white trash rednecks and ghetto trash of the world. There are approximately 85 different judge shows on every day. You have a judge for everything you can think of. There are judges shows for divorces, problem children, small claims, fighting rednecks, wigger whores, and scamming old guys.
These shows can be entertaining and at times very funny, but what the hell happened to The Maury Povich Show? Here in St. Louis, it’s not on anymore. During those boring weekdays of skipping work or shcool, where was no better show to watch. It was much more sincere than the judge shows, more insightful than the news and certainly more believable than Jerry Springer.
This is a terrible injustice. Where am I going to find out who the latest teen whore is or who really is the daddy. Where am I going to get my weekly dose of fat kids, anorexic girls and strange marriages? This is bullshit.
If you have never experienced the greatness of Maury, here is some of the shows fonder moments.
This is one of my favorite teenage whores. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, has an excellent attitude and even has her dreams planned out. This girl wants a baby. Line up guys, everybody gets a turn. Ever notice that teenage whores always have a lisp?
This waitress is afraid of pickles. Can Maury help? Come here bitch, I got a pickle for ya.
This dumbass didn’t realize that maybe he wasn’t the father of this wife’s child, despite the fact that he and hiw wife are white and the child is MIXED. Ha Ha Ha, watch this dumb bastard cry like a bitch.
Then there is the classic paternity test whore. This skanky bitch was at the Maury show for her 11th paternity test.
Looks like he was right, here’s number 17.
Last 5 posts by Eric
- The Power Of Music - November 18th, 2008
- American Idol Never Stops Promoting - November 13th, 2008
- Spoiler Alert!!!!! - November 13th, 2008
- How To Handle A Heckler - November 12th, 2008
- Star Wars OG Style - November 10th, 2008
Comments
3 Responses to “Where The Hell Is Maury?”
Leave a Reply
The pickle bitch went on Maury and complained that everyone makes fun of her for being absolutely petrified about pickles.
To solve this problem, she went on a national television program and spent a large part of her appearance screaming, crying, and running in abject terror at the sight of a pickle.
There are some fucked up people in this world.
Oh come off it Sam, you’re scared of pleated pants and over-sized coffee cups. And you have intimacy issues. FREAK!
I have TONS of Intimacy issues … do you want to borrow some of them? I know how much you like to read the articles.