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Never Trust The Mullet
The season finale of the T.V. show Survivor aired this past Sunday. The winner was gay flight attendant Todd Herzog. He, however, isn’t the most talked about person from this season’s cast. Mullet-Head, white trash, hoosier, lunch lady extraordinaire Denise Martin has stolen the spotlight.
Martin spent a lot of time on the show telling people that she played the game honestly and was trustworthy. She was mad when she was voted out of the game after making the final four. She claimed that she was voted off because the remaining players thought she would win since she has a family and a hard life. As one of the finalists said, why should you get a million dollars just because you suck at life.
On the season finale, where the winner was crowned, there is a reunion of the full cast. During the reunion she told the world that upon returning home from the show she lost her $7 an hour job as a school lunch lady because she was too much of a distraction for the kids. She claimed the school did give her a new lob as a janitor, which means she is sweeping floors and cleaning toilets. After telling her story, she looked as if she was going to cry.
The show was live and they had just given $100,000 to the cast member voted as the favorite by the fans. After hearing her story live on the show, the producer Mark Burnett decided to give her $50,000 so that she could get back on her feet. Turns out there was a problem with her story. According to her employer Douglas Public Schools in Douglas Massachusetts, she is not telling the truth.
The school says that she had a full-time position as a custodian (a job she asked for) before she was on the show and when she got back from the show, she resumed her job. This job was a promotion from her lunch lady job, giving her a raise and better benefits. The school even allowed her an unpaid leave of absence to do the show.
Martin has since admitted what the school says is true. She claims that she was misunderstood. The only problem with that is it was on live T.V. and she said she lost her job and acted as if they gave her a worse job as janitor. She even went as far as saying that now she has to clean toilets, to make everybody feel bad for her.
So, is she giving back the money? Not exactly. She went on the CBS Early Show to apologize and is going to donate the $50,000 she received from producer Mark Burnett to the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDs Foundation. That’s all great, except for the fact that this is not her money to give away. The stupid fucking bitch doesn’t have the right to give it away. She was given the money in good faith to get her life back on track. Once her lie was revealed, she should have given the money back.
This is what happens when you let a 40 year old, white trash, lunch lady on national television. She put on this sob story, so the world would feel sorry for her. That was how she was going to try to win on the show and once it didn’t work she pulled this bullshit story out live in front of the world. What was she hoping for, everybody to feel bad for her and send her money? Or maybe some big company offer her a great new job that she hasn’t earned?
She is a waste. She has done nothing in 40 years of her life, except be a lunch lady and toilet cleaner. I guess we should be grateful that she has a job and is not just sitting around collecting welfare from all of our hard work. She also has proven to be a huge embarrassment to her kids. It’s bad enough that she has that God awful mullet and is on TV, but now the whole world knows that their mom is a worthless hoosier.
By the way, she has had that mullet since she was a little girl. Her reason for keeping it? She wants her husband to she her as a woman, even though she has to have short hair for her job. I don’t think she has to worry. I’m sure there isn’t anybody better in their trailer park.
Thanks AP.
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I hated when that skinny blonde chick said “she sucks at life,” but it’s things like this that help me to remember that skinny blonde chicks are usually right. Wait. That doesn’t make sense.
Anyway, the point is that everyone with a mullet should be cut off from society and put in cages. Harsh?
Man, she sure does have a winning smile.
Thats one handsome dude.
This is going to lose me some points with some of you I’m sure, but I am on my way over to the Survivors Strike Back blog to find out if BobDawg has anything to say about this. If he does, it is sure to be hysterical.