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The Greatest Moments Of 2007 - Eric’s Picks
With the new year coming to an end, I think now is a good time to look back at the 5 greatest celebrity moments of 2007. This year was no different than those of the past. You can always count on Hollywood to give us the most entertaining, bizarre, what the fuck moments that make us scratch are head after we laugh at them uncontrollably.
There were plenty of great things that happened throughout the year. We saw Screech almost get his ass kicked on VH1. Britney Spears provided us with stupid moment after stupid moment. Plus, Marie Osmond took a nose dive on live TV, Paula Abdul tried to show us that she’s almost as stupid as Anna Nichole Smith with her new reality show and who could forget Sanjaya. These stories were great but, not good enough for the top five. What could be better?
5. Nappy Headed Hoes - Don Imus proved once again, that even if you are a washed up, crotchety, sexist, ass-bag, and nobody listens to your show you can still get fired for being a racist. He tought it was real funny to call a woman’s basketball team, Nappy Headed Hoes and even said the games was like the Jigaboo’s versus the Wannabees. Here’s a clip of the comments and his half-assed apology. Oh and by the way he eventually got his job back, that made all 6 of his listeners happy.
4. Letterman Gives It To Paris - David Letterman showed us why he is the king of late night. He had Paris Hilton as a guest and he was relentless with questions that she didn’t want to answer. Dave is the man.
3. Cry-Baby Crocker - Britney Spears didn’t make the list, but her biggest most psychotic fan did. After Britney bombed on her big comeback performance and the VMA’s, the world let the bitch have it. She was the talk of every gossip show and website in the world, so who came to her defence? Chris Crocker. The silly little fag just couldn’t handle the world making fun of his hero. He even threatened to kill himself, if she ever harmed herself due to the Internet bashing. I wish they both would have died.
2. David Hasselhoff - Good old David Hasslehoff has a drinking problem. He has tried to stop, but it doesnt seem to be working. He fell of the wagon one night and into the bathroom floor, all while trying to eat a Wendy’s hamburger. The best part, his daughter taped the whole thing.
1. The rude thoughtless little pig daughter of Alec Baldwin - Alec had enough of the rude little pig and her thoughtless pain in the ass mom and he let them know. I just hope he straightened her ass out and taught that 12 or 13 year old the lesson she deserved.
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Brilliant post, Eric. These are some excellent choices … the Baldwin fiasco was awesome.
Thanks Ray. I still laugh every time I hear Alec Baldwin and that phone message. He should get paid for messages like that.