The Power Of Lucas

January 2, 2008 · Filed Under Corporate Evil, Dumb Ideas, Freaks, Good Grief, Kevin Smith Whorishness, Media Weirdness, Public Humiliation, Worst of the Worst 

georgelucas.jpg Eleven Seconds after midnight on January 1, 2008, George Lucas’ power in the universe got a little stronger.  The impact of Star Wars has never been as disturbing as this.

The first baby of the year was born just 11 seconds after midnight in El Paso, Texas.  This is one of those things that the news channels love to report, but this one is a little stranger.  The parents (Susana and Roger Taber) are huge Star Wars fans and they decided to mane their new baby girl, Abigail Leia Taber.  That’s not too strange, right?  Well consider that thier couple also have two other children they were also given names associated with Star Wars.  The other children are named Lucas and Anakin.

It’s a good thing that the couple had a girl, because the couple were torn between names, if it was a boy.  The leading choices if it were a boy where, Han Boba Duku, Chewy Yoda Calrissian, or Darth Jett Binks.  George Lucas has been too busy screwing up the new Indiana Jones movie for comment, but the word is that he wet his pants in excitement.  After changing his pants, he vowed to sue the couple for violating his copyright.

Thanks El Paso Times.

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2 Responses to “The Power Of Lucas”

  1. Ray on January 2nd, 2008 10:11 pm

    Go get ‘em, Georgie!!! Your fat adopted kids gotta eat!!!!

  2. jared on January 5th, 2008 7:48 pm

    To hell with Iraq, these people are what is wrong with America.

    j

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