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Die, Hannah Montana, Die
Anyone with children aged five to fifteen has probably heard the name Hannah Montana enough to want to do physical harm to said children. The disgusting musical phenomenon/bloodfart known as Hannah Montana has been successfully pilfering the pocketbooks of American parents for many months now, with tickets to her “live” performances ranging somewhere between $300 and infinity.
Although I would have put quotes around the word “live,” it seems more appropriate now than ever; the little teenaged bitch is not only lip-synching, but also using body doubles to “perform” for her.
Here’s the proof!
First, watch this video and try to catch how it’s done:
If you missed it, that’s okay. I nearly passed out just trying to keep my brain functioning while listening to her particularly insipid bullshit.
To make it easier, here is another angle:
I realize that the Hannah Montana MoneySuck Tour is just the latest in a long line of bands and tours created purely for profit. What were The Monkees except a television invention designed to cash in on The Beatles? What were Michael Devlin favorites New Kids on the Block but an American Menudo?
But something just hits me wrong about a tour in which individual performances are garnering ticket prices which rival putting a telescope in space … and then the product is filled with lip-synching and body-double posturing. I mean, parents are selling their kids to the black market in order to pay for tickets - which makes no sense if you think about it - and then they are getting a product inferior to the original inferiority. That’ll fuck your mind up, kids.
My sister recently paid several hundred dollars for tickets to the show so that my niece and nephew could experience every shrieking second of the tweenybopper Woodstock. And while I am glad to say that they survived it without any noticeable harm, my sister will get another earful from me for ponying up the dough for this vapid and PHONY nonsense.
And people wonder why the music industry died. Hilarious.
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I am so fucking sick of this kind of shit going on in “music”. Why is it so fucking hard for people to sing and dance anymore. Anybody who goes to one of theses concerts has no right to complain. You just paid hundreds of dollars to see Billy Ray Cyrus’ TV star daughter sing. YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GET.
I Stefany desagree that hannah montana/miley cyrus lip sings because I have gone to her concert.By discribing with that language that Ray was talking is really disrespecful because there are children reading this comment that Ray has wroten for example like me I am a children writting this comment about hannah montana and also about Ray what language hes talking.
sinceresly stefany
@ stefany - I am sorry if I offended you. Your point is well noted. Thank you.
I LOVE YOU HANNA
what the f—-is going on so what the fuck is wrong with everbody now these days drug is srendind around now wonder everone is dieing
I miss you Hannah Montana that you got married and die a long time ago and everybody misses you so much Hannah Montana. I hope you rest in peace Hannah Montana.
you all’s who’s doing this is so rocking. She sucks. She’s a moneyholic and trys to get way to much attention.And she isn’t even grateful.I hope she comes to this web to see how stupid she really is.
It’s just a stage gimmick, but it’s fascinating to me the way they carefully plan for these kind of stage exits. The bigger question is, do people go to these shows for actual music, or for the celebrity of Hannah Montana on stage? and if the later, wouldn’t any actress in a wig be able to double and lip-synch during quick stage swaps?
i love you hanna