Baby Hollywood

January 12, 2008 · Filed Under Media Report, Rumor Control, Who Gives a Shit 

baby.jpgHollywood stars spent most of today shitting out critters, as a host of famous and not-so-famous gave birth to the future generation of coke addicts and whores.

Check out the new babies!

With a hideous, multi-octave scream, Christina Aguilera gave birth to a little boy. She decided not to release the kid’s name, as she still denies being pregnant.

One-time actress Courtney Thorne Smith - you may remember her from Melrose Place - gave birth to an unnamed baby boy. Though unnamed, the child immediately rose to the top of Perez Hilton’s Least Popular Celebrity Baby List. Poor little shit … never had a chance.

Over-the-top comedian David Allen Grier and his wife welcomed a baby girl into their family.

And finally, the talent-free Nicole Ritchie finally gave birth. In a stunning publicity stunt, they released a photo of her baby girl, Harlow Winter Kate Madden:

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Adorable!

Congrats to the wonderful Hollywood family!!!

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3 Responses to “Baby Hollywood”

  1. Tim on January 12th, 2008 5:34 am

    Now I heard Nicole ate her baby…..then threw it up….Any truth to that?

  2. Ray on January 12th, 2008 7:33 am

    @ Tim - It’s Hollywood, so anything can happen.

    That child is one day old, and already has more talent, intelligence, and usefulness to society than her parent.

  3. Eric on January 13th, 2008 8:25 pm

    Nicole’s baby is so cute.

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