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Cruising Through Lunacy
Tom Cruise has no discernible reason to be absolutely fucking nuts. He is good looking, has a hot wife, is super rich, and is beloved by the entire human race.
Well, he’s short … but that doesn’t account for the breakdown.
Actually, the entire blame for Cruise’s slow burn to destruction can be laid at the doorstep of Scientology, the science fictional religion founded by failed writer L. Ron Hubbard. They have obviously hooked Cruise up to their auditing machines one too many times.
Here is a fascinating glimpse into the main reasons why you should avoid this religion and its adherents at all costs:
It’s hard to believe that this guy owned the world at one point. He danced in his underwear and we collectively swooned. He smiled and hearts stopped everywhere. And now he is a gibbering idiot. I have stepped in things that made more sense than this guy.
Michael Jackson, you have some competition in the loony bin.
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I think Tom Cruise didn’t want the rest of us to see this video.
The Fuckin Scientologists have taken the video down. Those cult mother fuckers.
Ray vs $cientology…give me a minute to make a bowl of popcorn and wait for the carnage to unfold. This could provide me with many hours of hillarity.
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Okay, so this is why I love you Ray and why I love The Rec. A friend e-mailed me this video today (AND I’M SO FUCKING GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT) but I’ve had some problems finding the video on Youtube. But then I thought to myself, I’ll bet a million dollars that Ray has already covered this. And here it is. You are my Go To for the latest, my friend. Glad you’re here.
@ Piper - Thanks for the advertisement-ready blurb! I managed to find a newer copy of the video … it looks like the Scientologists want to keep this video nugget to themselves.