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Stop-Loss Ray’s Review
Friday, March 28th, 2008Ugh. This is going to be a detailed review. I apologize in advance.
Let me get the politics out of the way in the opening sentence: I am an American, and completely against the American military operation in effect since September 11, 2001. In fact, I often apologize to those I meet from Europe and other [...]
Let’s Remake Everything!!!
Friday, March 28th, 2008Hey Hollywood! Here’s a great idea: LET’S REMAKE EVERYTHING! Every single piece of material ever produced on film or on television needs to be remade.
What about classics, you ask? FUCK IT!! We’ll remake CITIZEN KANE with Jonah Hill as Charles Foster Kane and Michael Cera as his “wacky” sidekick Jedediah Leland! We’ll not only improve [...]
Don’t Wanna MEET DAVE!
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008I am speechless.
I remember Eddie Murphy from the very beginning of his career. He erupted from one of the worst casts to ever assemble on the Saturday Night Live stage with a magnetic blend of charisma, wit, and nasty charm. He created indelible characters and skits during his brief run, including Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood, Gumby, [...]
Ji Yeon
Thursday, March 13th, 2008I’m back bitches!
The normally intriguing but usually boring Sun and Jin-centric episodes stayed true
to form. Although the this one was a bit more informative in the off-island details. First things first though. Michael’s back. He is Ben’s man on the freighter. Now going by the name of Kevin Johnson, not sure if the name has any [...]
Get LOST, BOYS!!
Thursday, March 13th, 2008Most creatures in this world serve some sort of purpose. Some are truly inspirational (like dolphins, or Ghandi), some are ingenious (like spiders, or Madonna), and some even unite others due to their own pure wickedness (like Hitler, or Rosie O’Donnell). Hell, even the lowly maggot serves a noble purpose in the glorious chain of [...]
Full SPEED Ahead!!
Thursday, March 13th, 2008After the Wachowski Siblings released the first trailers for their upcoming live action version of the seventies cartoon classic SPEED RACER, many movie fanboys spent far too many hours bashing the kaleidescopic visuals. Nevermind that most of these fanboys were yet to make an appearance as anything other than watery ejaculate when the cartoon was [...]
Lost 4.6 - The Other Woman
Saturday, March 8th, 2008Sorry about the delay in the Lost post here it is.
Back to on island action and a character that we haven’t heard much from in while. After last week’s mindblowing Desmond episode we get back to the regular formula. And by “regular” I mean an actual flashBACK, who would have thought? The title The Other [...]