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When Is Enough, Enough ?
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008In 1994, The Eagles reunited. They did this despite the fact that they still hated each other. The group decided that enough money could make a reunion tour worth having to be around each other. They openly reunited just for the money and made a ton of it on the Hell Freezes Over Tour.
Since The [...]
The Red Banded Happening
Friday, May 16th, 2008The titanic ego of M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN has cursed his every move in recent years. The blossoming promise shown in his earliest films has disintegrated before the bewildered eyes of moviegoers everywhere. The trust is broken, replaced by a palpable resentment. It’s like admiring a charismatic uncle as a young person, only to go behind [...]
A Clone Too Far
Saturday, May 10th, 2008Let me tell you a story about my first love.
It was June 4th, 1977. That Saturday, like most summer days in St. Louis, steamed under a blanket of oppressive humidity. Polyester leisure suits gave way to polyester tank tops, while feathered Farrah Fawcett hairstyles wilted in the unrelenting airlessness. Trans Ams shimmied on the blacktop [...]
Hunkered In The Barack
Friday, May 9th, 2008As we all know, Hillary Rodham Clinton has lost the best chance to secure the Democratic nomination. In response, all of visible and invisible creation sighs in relief.
Clinton had several monumental hurdles in front of her. First, she’s an unfuckable woman. Secondly, she is the physical embodiment of evil. In other words, she is the [...]
Another Dumb Ass List
Monday, May 5th, 2008
Rob O’Connor of Yahoo recently took the time to put together the 25 Worst Hair Metal bands of all time, for his List Of The Day blog. The great thing about list is the fact that they almost always seem to spark some sort of debate or discussion. This list though, comes across as being written by somebody who [...]