Jack White Is An Asshole, and The White Stripes Still Suck

July 19, 2007 by Eric Bequette · 18 Comments
Filed under: Freaks, Music, Public Humiliation 

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This must be the week all of the arrogant, egotistical assholes in music come out.  First Billy Corgan proclaimed his greatness to the world.  Now, Jack White shows he’s not that far behind Billy in the asshole department.

Jack White and his sister/wife/daughter/girlfriend/ugly fat ass drummer Meg are desperately trying to bring attention to themselves and their poorly selling new album.  The Stripes announced a “secret concert” in St. John, Canada.  People love free concerts so people filled George St., in St. John awaiting the free show.  

Instead of getting a free show they got one note.  Yep.  The White Stripes show up, took the stage and played one note.  Jack then told the crowd, “We’ve now officially played in every province and territory in Canada.”  Then they left to play a concert at Mile One Stadium. 

So, after luring people out for this “concert”, they didn’t even play one song, but now at least they have played every province and territory in Canada.   Good for them.  Now maybe they will leave the people in Canada alone.  Have they played every state yet, I can only hope so. 

Maybe they should go to Africa and play every village and jungle.  Then after one note, I wish somebody would throw a spear through his fucking throat so he shuts up forever.

The best thing here that their album is not selling.  Maybe people of the world are starting to get a little smarter.

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18 Responses to “Jack White Is An Asshole, and The White Stripes Still Suck”
  1. Chris says:

    God they are a bunch of pompus asses. We can only hope Jack White gets a cronic case of hemroids as punishment.

  2. Ray says:

    I love everything Jack White stands for … red, black and white ;)

    What a douche bag.

  3. kc says:

    Can you imagine how pissed the folks were who showed up there?

    SHOW SOME RESPECT TO YOUR FANS GENIUS!!!

  4. Tim says:

    Those people don’t realize how lucky they are, not having to sit through 2 hours of that douche bags “music”.

  5. Ari says:

    musta sucked if those people didnt know they played a full show later that night…

    “We have now officially played in every province and territory in Canada.” They then left the stage, though they performed a full show that night in St John’s.

  6. Ray says:

    @ Ari – Yeah, that’s another nice slap i nthe face to their fans, isn’t it? God, these guys are douche bags fo sho.

  7. KC says:

    No need to use your ghetto voice Sam. Just calm down.

  8. Nick says:

    “Hundreds of fans showed up for the last minute event, but were pre-warned that the show would be just one-note long.

    Later that evening, the band played a full-length set at Mile One Stadium in the city, the final show on their Canadian tour proper.”

    http://www.nme.com/news/the-white-stripes/29751

    Maybe you should do some research. Fuckwit.

  9. Rick says:

    Wow, Whomever Wrote This Is An Ignorant Fuckface.

    1. Not everyone likes everyone else’s music. Omgznofuckinwai. But No one wants to Hear you Bitch About it.

    2. Not Only are your Ignorant, But Stupid Too.
    See Nicks post On July 29th 2008.
    “Hundreds of fans showed up for the last minute event, but were pre-warned that the show would be just one-note long.

    Later that evening, the band played a full-length set at Mile One Stadium in the city, the final show on their Canadian tour proper.”

    3. The White Stripes Don’t Suck.
    They Make more money than you don’t they? Have A Secure Career, and I know occasionally read the shit people like you put up, and laugh at your Idiocy.

    Lastly, Yes. people of the world are getting smarter. So why are you still An Idiot?

  10. S says:

    good music, undeniably

    i love this train of comments

  11. GDawg says:

    Jack White can’t help he is a talented musician and a serious jerk of a person. In life you go with what God gave you. In the new movie “It Might Get Loud” you get to see the real deal.

    It is an interesting combination of personalities. I’d say Jack White is not a very interesting a person when contrasted to Edge and Page. Controversial yes, interesting no. UNLESS, you are interested in people who are self-important, manipulative ass-holes. In that case he’s your man.

  12. Gibson says:

    @ Gdawg,

    Talented? Any freaking retard can bar chords. I realized for years that the White Stripes are (were? I hope) the most over-rated, hyped-up bunch of no-talent bums on the planet. They are the rapper version of rock: Three chords, with some bubble-butt banging on a drum, with no talent at all. I 97XRT in Chicago still plays them. They stink!

    ~Loved your blog. I only wish the Canadians would have rushed the stage.

  13. Alex says:

    Jack White is the man. For everyone who doesn’t understand what he stands for, get a piece of mind and shut the fuck up.

  14. nicotine says:

    God, it’s no big deal. They’re full of surprises and some people just can’t take it. Go fuck yourself. They play very good music. Jack White is one hell of a talented guy and too bad you’re too fucked you can’t see it. What are you trying to do? Make an army of Anti-Jack White. And you don’t even know who Meg White is to Jack White and here you are blabbing about how they suck. You don’t have a life, thats for sure. You’re just a sad pathetic bitch.

  15. dave says:

    Hahaha what a bunch of faggots on here. These douchers obviously just searched “white stripes suck” on google, and spammed the shit out of the first result.

    Jack White is an excellent guitarist and an even better musician. You all pale in comparison, cocksuckers. lololol

  16. Aaron says:

    Jack White is a god and is the most talented musician of the last ten year. So shut the fuck up biatch.

  17. Joni says:

    Ha. This is pretty funny. The people were pre-warned that this was only going to be one note long.. and if you see the videos, i don’t think anyone was disappointed in the crowd. The White Stripes were trying to break a world record, and they did. Most of the people who were there probably had tickets for the proper gig that night.
    And, to Jack White being a douchebag.. If you actually ever see any interviews with him, he’s pretty modest about everything. You cannot deny he is talented, and is a hell of a songwriter. In interviews, when people call him talented, he always looks embarrassed. He has a wonderful sense of humour, and has never sold out. Oh, and The White Stripes are one of the decades best bands and I’m so grateful that they’re bringing good music more into the mainstream.

  18. Adolf Hitler says:

    jack white sucks donkey balls
    he is one pathetic little loser nitwit, there’s no doubt about that
    i mean seriously people, how the FUCK did this guy together with this big ass ho of a drummer get to sell so much albums?
    people who support them must have pretty fucked up minds
    i guess its time for some change…

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