Journalistic Integrity
Meredith Viera nails the last vestiges of Jake Gyllenhaal’s metaphorical manhood right in the cornhole.
Do you think he regrets playing the bottom yet?
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Meredith probably wants to sit on Heath Ledger too.
And why shouldn’t everyone want to? He’s good to his partners by spitting on his dick before he rams it in.
Yeah, but he doesn’t give a reach around. It’s just common courtesy man.
@ KC – Do you even understand the whole top/bottom phenomenon? Jake couldn’t give a reach around, because he’s on the bottom getting plugged by Heath. In this scenario, Heath would be the one giving the reach around, if applicable.
Use your imagination. And then get back to me.
If you follow the 1st 2 comments before mine (namely yours), you can clearly tell I was talking about Heath, not Jake. You putz.