Britney Spears has decided to try to clear her public image and start her comeback.   What’s the best way to do that?  An interview and photo shoot with a magazine, right?  Well, maybe not.  Britney choose OK! magazine to for her interview and photo shoot. 

This is Britney big comeback surely his will be a normal interview, right.

 Not at all, the magazine has actually decided to scrap the whole thing.  The magazines publicist Brian Strong said the photos would not be used because they were not up to standard.   OK!, editor-in-chief  Sarah Ivens said it was the most bizarre photo shoot she has ever seen.

Here is what happened.  Britney just sat there and watched as her Yorkshire terrier puppy pooped on a $6,700 designer gown.  The magazine then actually had to ask her to clean it up, Britney of course her her assistant do it.  Britney was also using her designer dress as a napkin and kept wiping grease on it.  Chicken grease I bet.

Britney, who we know is not shy, kept going to the bathroom.  That’s normal right.  She never shut the door.  Does she think that people want to see and smell her nasty shit after sitting on her fat ass eating fried chicken all day.

She also didn’t like the clothes.  She continually complained that the clothes weren’t sexy, short, or tight enough.  LOOK BRITNEY,  YOU ARE BALD FAT AND WORN OUT. THAT’S WHAT’S NOT SEXY.

After about three hours of this, she left, walking away with more than $14,000 of stolen borrowed clothing.   

Jive Records are not returning phone calls about the incident, I guess their embarrassed too. 

Yesterday it was Lindsay, today it’s Britney, I guess tomorrow is Paris’s turn.