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When Is Enough, Enough ?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

In 1994, The Eagles reunited. They did this despite the fact that they still hated each other. The group decided that enough money could make a reunion tour worth having to be around each other. They openly reunited just for the money and made a ton of it on the Hell Freezes Over Tour.
Since The [...]

Another Dumb Ass List

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Rob O’Connor of Yahoo recently took the time to put together the 25 Worst Hair Metal bands of all time, for his List Of The Day blog. The great thing about list is the fact that they almost always seem to spark some sort of debate or discussion. This list though, comes across as being written by somebody who [...]

Falling Down On Her Face

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

The new music video and debut single for the song Falling Down by actress Scarlett Johansson has been released.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbfFsm2MRes

That’s right she’s now a singer and is releasing an album, Anywhere I lay my head. The video’s stupid, to me it seems as if she’s complaining about being a famous actress. If she doesn’t want to be a [...]

V For Vacuous

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

I understand the desire … I really do. I often look back at those breezy spring evenings in the early eighties, and fondly remember everyone curling up around the television to watch the newest “event” show. I remember talking to my friends about Roots the next day on the playground, or huddling with my family [...]

Let’s Remake Everything!!!

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Hey Hollywood! Here’s a great idea: LET’S REMAKE EVERYTHING! Every single piece of material ever produced on film or on television needs to be remade.
What about classics, you ask? FUCK IT!! We’ll remake CITIZEN KANE with Jonah Hill as Charles Foster Kane and Michael Cera as his “wacky” sidekick Jedediah Leland! We’ll not only improve [...]

Get LOST, BOYS!!

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Most creatures in this world serve some sort of purpose. Some are truly inspirational (like dolphins, or Ghandi), some are ingenious (like spiders, or Madonna), and some even unite others due to their own pure wickedness (like Hitler, or Rosie O’Donnell). Hell, even the lowly maggot serves a noble purpose in the glorious chain of [...]

The Ultimate Idiot

Monday, February 11th, 2008

I love it when people who were never really very famous in the past, try as hard as they can to get people to notice them one last time. Former wrestle Ultimate Warrior is the lastest never-was trying to get just 15 more minutes.

Not So Scary Remakes

Sunday, January 20th, 2008

The horror remakes just keep coming. One will be headed to theaters and one will be straight-to-DVD. Do these trailer makes you want to see either.

Premenstrual Bitch Fight

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

What in the world could be better than a bitch fight? Maybe two young bitches on their web cams fighting about music? Even better, how about two thirteen year old angst fill little girl fighting about The Jonas Brothers?

The Power Of Lucas

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

Eleven Seconds after midnight on January 1, 2008, George Lucas’ power in the universe got a little stronger. The impact of Star Wars has never been as disturbing as this.

VH1 At It Again

Friday, December 21st, 2007

In a new list, for which VH1 is becoming infamous, the one time music video outlet has brought us the top 100 songs of the 90’s. First of all a list like this could be fun if you were to get it right, unfortunately the masterminds at VH1 always find a way to fuck this shit [...]

Hard Hobbit To Break

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

The internets have been buzzing again - do they ever relax? - over the big announcement that Peter Jackson has buried his long-standing grudge with New Line, and together they will produce two films based on J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings prequel The Hobbit.
Jackson has announced that he will not direct the films. This [...]

Never Trust The Mullet

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

The season finale of the T.V. show Survivor aired this past Sunday. The winner was gay flight attendant Todd Herzog. He, however, isn’t the most talked about person from this season’s cast. Mullet-Head, white trash, hoosier, lunch lady extraordinaire Denise Martin has stolen the spotlight.

Peter Brady Thinks Lesbians Are Gross

Monday, December 17th, 2007

What is wrong with Peter Brady? Peter, whose real name is Christoper Knight, seems to be a little confused. First, until a few years ago, he couldn’t get a job. Well, he did get to do the occasional Very Brady Christmas Special. That was it, though. Then in 2005, VH1 came calling. They wanted him to [...]

Bonna Rumors

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

Rumors of acts for next year’s Bonnaroo Festival have officially started and I’m not sure the hippies are going to like it. Bonnaroo is considered the largest hippy festival in the world and it takes place every year in Manchester, Tennessee in the month of June.

Why The Fuck Am I Poor And He’s Not?

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

I am really getting fucking tired of being poor, with people like Tay Zonday making money. I admit, I thought Chocolate Rain was silly and funny. Hell, I walked around singing it all the time. It was a joke though. Nobody, NOBODY actually thought it was good.
The kid is a cute, lovable virgin with a deep voice. [...]

Save The Internet, From These Retards.

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

The other night as I stumbled around Youtube, I came across something that made me hate the Internet. Youtube can be a great site, but more often than not it makes me scratch my head and say what the fuck was that?

Person Of The Year

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

Time Magazine is getting ready to announce their Person Of The Year. They are allowing people to vote for the winner on their website (that’s always the best way to pick a winner, fuck actual accomplishments). It looks like the award this year will be going to go to an outstanding person, one who has [...]

What Ever Happened To Bailey Quarters?

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Anybody who was ever a fan of WKRP In Cincinnati, remembers Bailey Quarters. She was the smart and shy billing manager that soon gained confidence and became, a disc jockey. As the show went on she became sexier, but could never quite compete with Jennifer (Loni Anderson). Bailey was played by Jan Smithers. Smithers didn’t [...]

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