Bonna Rumors

Rumors of acts for next year’s Bonnaroo Festival have officially started and I’m not sure the hippies are going to like it. Bonnaroo is considered the largest hippy festival in the world and it takes place every year in Manchester, Tennessee in the month of June.
Why The Fuck Am I Poor And He’s Not?
I am really getting fucking tired of being poor, with people like Tay Zonday making money. I admit, I thought Chocolate Rain was silly and funny. Hell, I walked around singing it all the time. It was a joke though. Nobody, NOBODY actually thought it was good.
The kid is a cute, lovable virgin with a deep voice. We all thought it was great that he was getting a little attention for the first time on his life and now he might even get laid. Now though, somehow he is a celebrity. He is actually making money and lots of it, just from singing that stupid fucking song. He sings it in many different ways, changes the lyrics, makes new videos and now this.
Save The Internet, From These Retards.
The other night as I stumbled around Youtube, I came across something that made me hate the Internet. Youtube can be a great site, but more often than not it makes me scratch my head and say what the fuck was that?
Person Of The Year
Time Magazine is getting ready to announce their Person Of The Year. They are allowing people to vote for the winner on their website (that’s always the best way to pick a winner, fuck actual accomplishments). It looks like the award this year will be going to go to an outstanding person, one who has change the world for the better. A person that has done many many great things. Currently leading the voting by more than 14,000 votes is…….
What Ever Happened To Bailey Quarters?
Anybody who was ever a fan of WKRP In Cincinnati, remembers Bailey Quarters. She was the smart and shy billing manager that soon gained confidence and became, a disc jockey. As the show went on she became sexier, but could never quite compete with Jennifer (Loni Anderson). Bailey was played by Jan Smithers. Smithers didn’t act much after WKRP, except for some small roles on T.V. So, after all these years where has she been?
Shoot Me.
And you thought the one-sheet was bad. My advice? Don’t watch the trailer I’ve put after the jump.
Did He Really Want To Hurt Him
Boy George is a fucking freak. I’m not sure that anybody who has ever seen him would argue that. From his very early years as lead singer of The Culture Club, where he paraded around in a dress, jewelry and more make up than Tammy Faye Baker, it was obvious that something may be wrong with him.
Distorting The Facts
CNN has become less of a news channel and more like a gossip channel. They used to be a credible news source, now much like FOX News, their reporters have basically become glorified gossip columnists.
This past week, CNN aired Death Grip: Inside Pro Wrestling a special on professional wrestling. The one-hour “investigative report” was on the Chris Benoit murder/suicide and the use of steroids in the business. During the show, they aired various interviews with a number of wrestlers. One interview clip in particular has raised some question to the integrity of the channel.
Dramatic Chipmunk Uses The John
Piper from the inimitable Lazy Eye Theatre has sent Dramatic Chipmunk over to our terrorist abode here at The Rec. I don’t know why.
As you can see, Dramatic Chipmunk (D.C. for short) is pretty upset over the state of the movie blogsphere:
It seems someone has stained the fine reputation of the faithful, ever-creative community of movie-loving bloggers.
Lo-Life
Michael Lohan, the estranged father of one-time actress/drug addict Lindsay Lohan, doesn’t resemble a human being as much as he does a parasitic fungal infection.
His slobbering, narcissistic desire for attention has cost him his family, his freedom, and now his self-respect. That’s right … add one more reality television hopeful to the parade of scummy, Z-grade losers who want to cash in 13 minute’s worth of their Warholian “fame.”
Tuck And Roll
I love to report on famous people doing really stupid things, especially when they make me laugh. This story about Axl Rose is a great example. It’s pointless, but I find it really funny.
Guns’ N Roses crazy-ass, fat, obnoxious, asshole front-man Axl Rose has always been a sensitive, whiny, little bitch and Slash learned this first hand, years ago.
Movie or PC Game?
Does someone want tell me what the hell this is all about?
“>This looks like a PC game trailer from the late 80’s! I just…I just…I…ugh.
Metallica Play Garbage
It looks like I have yet another answer to look for in The Encyclopedia Of Metallica. I need an answer to this question. What the hell were they thinking covering Rare Earth and Garbage at the Bridge School Benefit?
The Encyclopedia Of Sellouts
Have you ever wondered why Metallica suck? Or maybe, why they sold out after years of preaching their rebellious, I don’t give a shit attitude? Well, those answers and more are only a few days away.
Drinking Jin
It looks like Lost maybe killing off yet another favorite. Daniel Dae Kim, who plays the Korean tough guy Jin-Soo Kwon was arrested yesterday on suspicion of drunken driving.
Killing the Villain

Our friend Matt Holmes has written an article about the new upcoming Dark Knight, and I agree with him completely. As a matter of fact, I wanted to elaborate a bit more. It refers to Christopher Nolan not showing how the Joker became the Joker. Matt applauds this move and so do I. Read more
“Saw” Enough Yet?
Next weekend, the next installment of the washed up, very drawn out, repetitive Saw franchise, Saw 4 will be released. The latest tale of Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda and their plan to rule the world their continuing game of torturing comes out just in time for the Halloween season.
The Blow Job Patrol
Remember the days when the police are supposed to be here to serve and protect us. Now it seems that you can trust less and less of them. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing but respect for the police officers in this country who actually do thier job and do it with dignity and respect.
The problem is for every ten good cops, their is one bad one. One that is just completly fucking stupid and he is the one that gets the attention of the media. Tennessee Highway Patrol trooper James Randy Moss, is the perfect example of a stupid fucking cop that gives the profession a bad name.
PETA’s New Jackass
The newest no talent reality star face of PETA is the always naked Jackass star Steve-O.
Say it Ain’t So, Joe

Sportscaster Joe Buck has been saying for several years now that he would like to branch out from his play by play duties on Fox. It seems that he is now trying to make this happen. It was reported today in the USA Today that Buck has made a Pilot for The Joe Buck Show.



















