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    Wacko + His Kids = Distraction

    Monday, April 28th, 2008

                      
    Michael Jackson has banned his adopted white kids children from the recording studio while he works on his comeback album.  Interestingly enough, the ban is for his kids and never mentions anybody else’s kids.  After all, he has to get inspiration somewhere.

    The Midgets Will Get You

    Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

                           
    Two of my favorite things are midgets and reading the police blotter and nothing is better than having a midget in the police blotter. Check out this police blotter and scroll down to the first blotter under Rockaway.  People in New Jersey are even more fucked up than I thought.  I just hope it [...]

    The Ultimate Idiot

    Monday, February 11th, 2008

    I love it when people who were never really very famous in the past, try as hard as they can to get people to notice them one last time.  Former wrestle Ultimate Warrior is the lastest never-was trying to get just 15 more minutes.

    The Word According To Reverend Huckabee

    Sunday, January 20th, 2008

    The more and more that the Reverend Mike Huckabee talks, the more we get to see his real side.  He made some interesting remarks recently.  Do you think his words have a hidden message or are people over reacting?

    Idols And Freaks

    Thursday, January 17th, 2008

    American Idol is back and so are the freaks.  It’s only been two episodes and we have already gotten a birdman and stalker to go along with the usual freaks.

    Renegade Television

    Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

    One of the most perfect things ever broadcast over the waves of television was the first season of Wonder Showzen by the art/media collective known as PFFR. It didn’t last long thanks to the non-stop references to abortion, Hitler, and puppet sex.
    The creators of Wonder Showzen have returned after a hiatus - presumably on the [...]

    Enough Is Enough

    Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

    I have fucking had it with the Britney Spears shit.  I can’t understand why her fucked up life is a news story and I really can’t understand how people can still be defending her.

    Cruising Through Lunacy

    Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

    Tom Cruise has no discernible reason to be absolutely fucking nuts. He is good looking, has a hot wife, is super rich, and is beloved by the entire human race.
    Well, he’s short … but that doesn’t account for the breakdown.
    Actually, the entire blame for Cruise’s slow burn to destruction can be laid at the doorstep [...]

    Busting The Closet Door Down

    Monday, January 14th, 2008

    Tomorrow is the day in the U.S. that the unauthorized Tom Cruise biography is being released, and Tom is pissed.  In fact he feels like a straight man being pulled out of a closet with leather chaps on and cum dripping from his mouth.

    An Epic Tale Of Sodomy

    Sunday, January 13th, 2008

    Long before Peter Jackson made King Kong or the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, he created another Epic tale.  A tale of sodomy.

    60 Minutes To Long

    Sunday, January 13th, 2008

    Why is Andy Rooney still alive?  He’s like a cockroach, he’ll never go away.

    Life As A Tree

    Thursday, January 10th, 2008

    Do you think you could live a normal life if you were half human, half tree? 

    Celine Dion Is Fucking Crazy

    Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

    I fucking hate Celine Dion.  I think it’s safe to say that I’m not the only one that feels this way.  Everything she does pisses me off, and for the life of me I can’t understand why people like her.  Can somebody please tell me why she’s so popular?

    Premenstrual Bitch Fight

    Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

     
    What in the world could be better than a bitch fight?  Maybe two young bitches on their web cams fighting about music?  Even better, how about two thirteen year old angst fill little girl fighting about The Jonas Brothers?

    The Power Of Lucas

    Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

     Eleven Seconds after midnight on January 1, 2008, George Lucas’ power in the universe got a little stronger.  The impact of Star Wars has never been as disturbing as this.

    The Greatest Moments Of 2007 - Eric’s Picks

    Sunday, December 30th, 2007

    With the new year coming to an end, I think now is a good time to look back at the 5 greatest celebrity moments of 2007.  This year was no different than those of the past.  You can always count on Hollywood to give us the most entertaining, bizarre, what the fuck moments that make [...]

    The Origins Of Spock

    Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

    Have you ever wondered where the idea for the Mr. Spock character came from?  Was he a freak, or maybe an outcast, or maybe a half-breed, or maybe he was just a brilliant Jew?  It turns out that he may have been all of the above, but most importantly an alien Jew. 

    Erasure Was Always Weird

    Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

    The gay British synth-pop group Erasure produced some pretty good dance songs in the 80’s, but their most popular song may be a song from the 1994, Always.   The song was a big hit and produced one of the weirdest video of the year.  These days the spend their time playing gay and lesbian festivals.  Remember [...]

    Never Trust The Mullet

    Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

                        
    The season finale of the T.V. show Survivor aired this past Sunday.  The winner was gay flight attendant Todd Herzog.  He, however, isn’t the most talked about person from this season’s cast.  Mullet-Head, white trash, hoosier, lunch lady extraordinaire Denise Martin has stolen the spotlight. 

    Blanket, do you have any Chapstick?

    Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

    Thank you Michael for bringing crazy back.  Bored with the talks of writer’s strikes, holidays, and the ‘08 elections, we can always count on Michael Jackson to bring us all back to earth.  I hope this makes everyone appreciate what they have … and even what they don’t have (Wacko Jacko for a father).   
    There are rumors [...]

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