Even though I do like some of Lady Gaga’s music, her ascension underscores what’s wrong with American music – it’s far too often driven by looks, camp, and visual style. Can’t sing or play an instrument? WHO CARES! Just have an interesting look!
Even though America’s Got Talent is supposed to be searching for the next big star, the show has been taken over by some deranged freak who calls himself Prince Poppycock. Granted, the guy has a pretty nice, operatic voice when he actually sings. But, as it is made painfully clear in this video, the guy’s look and the camp aspects of his performance vastly overmatch his vocals.
Sharon Osbourne is completely wrong about this “guy” being the next superstar. NO WAY. What kind of music can this guy produce that doesn’t come across like a made-up Tiny Tim?? He might have a fine future haunting gay bathhouses, but a pop superstar on the order of Lady Gaga? It will never, ever happen.
Add this guy to the list of guys probably getting laid more often than I do.
Frankly, I’d rather go without sex permanently than dress up like a fucking dog, strolling out in public and barking like an idiot. That’s exactly what Pittsburgh moron Gary Matthews has been doing for most of the 44 years he’s lived on this planet.
Unsurprisingly, Matthews is unemployed, giving him ample time to hike his leg on sanity. Hey Gary, go play in traffic, would ya?
I remember first seeing Pee Wee Herman on an HBO special called the Pee Wee Herman Show sometime around 1982. The character was obviously bizarre, but endearing as well. The show, a stage play comedian Paul Reubens had developed with some up-and-coming actors like Phil Hartman, was a goof on old Saturday morning children’s programs. It was fun, nostalgic, and slightly naughty. I loved it.
Is Simone a dude in drag? I think so.
The character was fairly unforgettable, and his growing popularity led to a feature film in 1985 which was directed by then-newcomer Tim Burton. The film, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, and its sequel, Big Top Pee Wee, were uneven films, but they had some really memorable moments. The first one in particular is highly quotable (“I’m a loner, Dottie … a rebel”), but I always got this creepy, homolicious vibe coming off of it – especially the scene where Pee Wee dresses like a woman and Mickey looks him over, or Simone the waitress, who looks like a dude in drag. Of course, Pee Wee’s not the most masculine guy in the room, but when he’s dancing in front of a group of bikers while pointing at his butt, I start to wonder what the fuck I’m watching.
Then Reubens decided to throw it all away jacking off in a porn theater. Well, he denies jacking off, but what the hell was he doing there, anyway??
So Pee Wee went away for fifteen years, and the world moved on. But Reubens, who found occasional work here and there during that time period, never let the character go. So now, almost twenty years later, Reubens has decided to bring Pee Wee back with a series of appearances, all of which are leading to a possible movie.
There are a lot of beautiful women in Hollywood, but there are also a lot of scary woman there too. You know the woman that you wouldn’t want to run into in a dark alley. These women that you wouldn’t want to be trapped in a room alone with. They are women that may hurt you if you were to piss them off, some of them may actually even be men. Here are the women who scare us.
I have a sneaking suspicion that this guy is faking these videos … but wouldn’t it be great if it was real?
With the hideously-tight shorts, the bulging belly, the lisp, and the atrocious athleticism, this video is begging to become viral. If it’s real, then I truly sympathize with poor little Cheryl the dog, who probably considers drowning herself in her water bowl after watching this moron flop around on the carpet. I’m thorry, I meant the “thick, blue carpet.”
