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An Epic Tale Of Sodomy
Long before Peter Jackson made King Kong or the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, he created another Epic tale. A tale of sodomy.
60 Minutes To Long
Why is Andy Rooney still alive? He’s like a cockroach, he’ll never go away. Read more
Life As A Tree
Do you think you could live a normal life if you were half human, half tree?
Celine Dion Is Fucking Crazy
I fucking hate Celine Dion. I think it’s safe to say that I’m not the only one that feels this way. Everything she does pisses me off, and for the life of me I can’t understand why people like her. Can somebody please tell me why she’s so popular?
Premenstrual Bitch Fight
What in the world could be better than a bitch fight? Maybe two young bitches on their web cams fighting about music? Even better, how about two thirteen year old angst fill little girl fighting about The Jonas Brothers?
The Power Of Lucas
Eleven Seconds after midnight on January 1, 2008, George Lucas’ power in the universe got a little stronger. The impact of Star Wars has never been as disturbing as this.
The Greatest Moments Of 2007 - Eric’s Picks
With the new year coming to an end, I think now is a good time to look back at the 5 greatest celebrity moments of 2007. This year was no different than those of the past. You can always count on Hollywood to give us the most entertaining, bizarre, what the fuck moments that make us scratch are head after we laugh at them uncontrollably.
There were plenty of great things that happened throughout the year. We saw Screech almost get his ass kicked on VH1. Britney Spears provided us with stupid moment after stupid moment. Plus, Marie Osmond took a nose dive on live TV, Paula Abdul tried to show us that she’s almost as stupid as Anna Nichole Smith with her new reality show and who could forget Sanjaya. These stories were great but, not good enough for the top five. What could be better?
The Origins Of Spock
Have you ever wondered where the idea for the Mr. Spock character came from? Was he a freak, or maybe an outcast, or maybe a half-breed, or maybe he was just a brilliant Jew? It turns out that he may have been all of the above, but most importantly an alien Jew.
Erasure Was Always Weird
The gay British synth-pop group Erasure produced some pretty good dance songs in the 80’s, but their most popular song may be a song from the 1994, Always. The song was a big hit and produced one of the weirdest video of the year. These days the spend their time playing gay and lesbian festivals. Remember this one?
Never Trust The Mullet
The season finale of the T.V. show Survivor aired this past Sunday. The winner was gay flight attendant Todd Herzog. He, however, isn’t the most talked about person from this season’s cast. Mullet-Head, white trash, hoosier, lunch lady extraordinaire Denise Martin has stolen the spotlight.
Blanket, do you have any Chapstick?
Thank you Michael for bringing crazy back. Bored with the talks of writer’s strikes, holidays, and the ‘08 elections, we can always count on Michael Jackson to bring us all back to earth. I hope this makes everyone appreciate what they have … and even what they don’t have (Wacko Jacko for a father).
There are rumors of a New Year’s Eve Jackson 5 reunion show. Though it has not been confirmed, you just know that Dick Clark drooling on himself and Michael Jackson taping up his pee hole could make for an interesting countdown. Can’t wait!
Peter Brady Thinks Lesbians Are Gross
What is wrong with Peter Brady? Peter, whose real name is Christoper Knight, seems to be a little confused. First, until a few years ago, he couldn’t get a job. Well, he did get to do the occasional Very Brady Christmas Special. That was it, though. Then in 2005, VH1 came calling. They wanted him to be on the Surreal Life and he didn’t have anything else to do, so he accepted.
Bitch, I Can’t Hit You No Mo
Rock n’ Roll pioneer and legendary wife beater Ike Turner was found dead today. He was 76 years old. The cause of death is not known yet, but he has claimed to be clean and sober for years now. We’ll see about that.
Where The Hell Is Maury?
What the hell is happening is going on? Daytime T.V. was the perfect time to sit back and laugh at all the white trash rednecks and ghetto trash of the world. There are approximately 85 different judge shows on every day. You have a judge for everything you can think of. There are judges shows for divorces, problem children, small claims, fighting rednecks, wigger whores, and scamming old guys.
These shows can be entertaining and at times very funny, but what the hell happened to The Maury Povich Show? Here in St. Louis, it’s not on anymore. During those boring weekdays of skipping work or shcool, where was no better show to watch. It was much more sincere than the judge shows, more insightful than the news and certainly more believable than Jerry Springer.
Bonna Rumors
Rumors of acts for next year’s Bonnaroo Festival have officially started and I’m not sure the hippies are going to like it. Bonnaroo is considered the largest hippy festival in the world and it takes place every year in Manchester, Tennessee in the month of June.
Why The Fuck Am I Poor And He’s Not?
I am really getting fucking tired of being poor, with people like Tay Zonday making money. I admit, I thought Chocolate Rain was silly and funny. Hell, I walked around singing it all the time. It was a joke though. Nobody, NOBODY actually thought it was good.
The kid is a cute, lovable virgin with a deep voice. We all thought it was great that he was getting a little attention for the first time on his life and now he might even get laid. Now though, somehow he is a celebrity. He is actually making money and lots of it, just from singing that stupid fucking song. He sings it in many different ways, changes the lyrics, makes new videos and now this.
Save The Internet, From These Retards.
The other night as I stumbled around Youtube, I came across something that made me hate the Internet. Youtube can be a great site, but more often than not it makes me scratch my head and say what the fuck was that?
What Ever Happened To Bailey Quarters?
Anybody who was ever a fan of WKRP In Cincinnati, remembers Bailey Quarters. She was the smart and shy billing manager that soon gained confidence and became, a disc jockey. As the show went on she became sexier, but could never quite compete with Jennifer (Loni Anderson). Bailey was played by Jan Smithers. Smithers didn’t act much after WKRP, except for some small roles on T.V. So, after all these years where has she been?
Did He Really Want To Hurt Him
Boy George is a fucking freak. I’m not sure that anybody who has ever seen him would argue that. From his very early years as lead singer of The Culture Club, where he paraded around in a dress, jewelry and more make up than Tammy Faye Baker, it was obvious that something may be wrong with him.
Tummy Tuck = $4,000, Breast Reduction = $3,000, Life = Priceless
Over the weekend, Dr. Donda West, the mother of rapper Kanye West died. Donda used to work as her son’s manager and earlier this year, she released a book called Raising Kanye about the rapper’s childhood and her experiences as his manager.
At first the cause of death was unknown, but it appears that we now know how she died.
