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Hunkered In The Barack

Friday, May 9th, 2008

As we all know, Hillary Rodham Clinton has lost the best chance to secure the Democratic nomination. In response, all of visible and invisible creation sighs in relief.
Clinton had several monumental hurdles in front of her. First, she’s an unfuckable woman. Secondly, she is the physical embodiment of evil. In other words, she is the [...]

The Midgets Will Get You

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Two of my favorite things are midgets and reading the police blotter and nothing is better than having a midget in the police blotter. Check out this police blotter and scroll down to the first blotter under Rockaway. People in New Jersey are even more fucked up than I thought. I just hope it [...]

Super Tuesday?

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

The results from the massive Super Tuesday voting came trickling in overnight and into this morning. It appears that Hillary Clinton and her merry band of major defense contractors beat out Barack Obama on the Democratic side, and John McCain and his merry band of defense contractors beat out everyone else on the Republican side.
Doesn’t that [...]

Stars Mocking Tom Cruise

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

Jerry O’Connell and Will Wheaton are my new hero’s. They have taken Tom Cruise’s crazy Scientology video and made fun of it.

The Fuck You Song

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Jonah Hill is seriously one of the funniest comedians of the last two decades. Blessed with superb comic timing, a goofy look, and several ounces of awkward cool, Hill is rapidly becoming one of America’s new faves.
Opening February 1st is his new film, STRANGE WILDERNESS. A new clip from the film has been released which [...]

Chris Martin Clocks The Paparazzi

Monday, January 21st, 2008

The paparazzi finally messed with the wrong person and they got taken down.

Idols And Freaks

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

American Idol is back and so are the freaks. It’s only been two episodes and we have already gotten a birdman and stalker to go along with the usual freaks.

Renegade Television

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

One of the most perfect things ever broadcast over the waves of television was the first season of Wonder Showzen by the art/media collective known as PFFR. It didn’t last long thanks to the non-stop references to abortion, Hitler, and puppet sex.
The creators of Wonder Showzen have returned after a hiatus - presumably on the [...]

Good Fucking Morning America

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

This morning on Good Morning America, Diane Keaton dropped the f-bomb on Diane Sawyer.

Jon Stewart’s Brain’s Not On Strike

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

President Bush’s speechwriter and Rudy Giuliani advisor, David Frum was on the Daily Show last night. Steward used his quick wit and challenged Frum’s ridiculous statements, showing us one again why he is the best political commentator on T.V.

Weekend Whack Off

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

Since the weekends are slow on media news and shenanigans, it’s sometimes helpful to look around and see that the rest of the world is just as screwed up as those in Hollywood.

The Greatest Moments Of 2007 - Eric’s Picks

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

With the new year coming to an end, I think now is a good time to look back at the 5 greatest celebrity moments of 2007. This year was no different than those of the past. You can always count on Hollywood to give us the most entertaining, bizarre, what the fuck moments that make [...]

Barbie Loves The Ace Of Spades

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

Are you a fan of Motorhead and the song Ace Of Spades? I guarantee that you have never heard it performed like this!

Where The Hell Is Maury?

Friday, December 7th, 2007

What the hell is happening is going on? Daytime T.V. was the perfect time to sit back and laugh at all the white trash rednecks and ghetto trash of the world. There are approximately 85 different judge shows on every day. You have a judge for everything you can think of. There are judges shows for divorces, [...]

What Would NPH Do?

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Every day we find ourselves in different situations, with different people, in different places, at different times.
While I will probably not see Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, I do believe that it is important for every man, and possibly woman, to ask themselves this important question when faced with difficult decisions…

Ain’t So Sunny In Philly

Friday, November 30th, 2007

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia begins it’s third season sun, and to promote the cult FX hit, the producers are holding true to the show’s low-budget roots.
The show was created on a DV camcorder by two struggling actors. It cost them $85 dollars to make. With that, they managed to sell the show to FX, [...]

Drinking With Sharks

Friday, November 30th, 2007

No, Tony … I’m afraid you had more than two. But that’s okay, buddy; I’ve done the same thing myself.
The last two days have seen the unconscionable release of the police tape of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa’s drunk driving arrest last March during spring training in Florida. The video is absolutely jaw-dropping, with the Cardinals [...]

Huck Upchuck

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Republican Presidential nominee Mike Huckabee looks like a child molestor. He covers over his slimy policy ideas with an air of righteous superiority that reminds me of a randomly-selected Baptist minister.
I don’t like the guy. But I do like his new ad, which features Chuck Norris. Yeah, that’s right. Chuck Fucking Norris.

Did He Really Want To Hurt Him

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Boy George is a fucking freak. I’m not sure that anybody who has ever seen him would argue that. From his very early years as lead singer of The Culture Club, where he paraded around in a dress, jewelry and more make up than Tammy Faye Baker, it was obvious that something may be wrong [...]

The New Cult Of Celebrity

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Thanks to YouTube, we now have a new generation of kids growing up thinking that their every little fart can be famous.
But what YouTube has proven, without a doubt, is that real talent separates the true celebrities from the average person who dreams about it all day alone in their bedroom.