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Good Fucking Morning America
This morning on Good Morning America, Diane Keaton dropped the f-bomb on Diane Sawyer.
Jon Stewart’s Brain’s Not On Strike
President Bush’s speechwriter and Rudy Giuliani advisor, David Frum was on the Daily Show last night. Steward used his quick wit and challenged Frum’s ridiculous statements, showing us one again why he is the best political commentator on T.V.
Weekend Whack Off
Since the weekends are slow on media news and shenanigans, it’s sometimes helpful to look around and see that the rest of the world is just as screwed up as those in Hollywood.
The Greatest Moments Of 2007 - Eric’s Picks
With the new year coming to an end, I think now is a good time to look back at the 5 greatest celebrity moments of 2007. This year was no different than those of the past. You can always count on Hollywood to give us the most entertaining, bizarre, what the fuck moments that make us scratch are head after we laugh at them uncontrollably.
There were plenty of great things that happened throughout the year. We saw Screech almost get his ass kicked on VH1. Britney Spears provided us with stupid moment after stupid moment. Plus, Marie Osmond took a nose dive on live TV, Paula Abdul tried to show us that she’s almost as stupid as Anna Nichole Smith with her new reality show and who could forget Sanjaya. These stories were great but, not good enough for the top five. What could be better?
Barbie Loves The Ace Of Spades
Are you a fan of Motorhead and the song Ace Of Spaces? I guarantee you have never seen to it performed like this.
Where The Hell Is Maury?
What the hell is happening is going on? Daytime T.V. was the perfect time to sit back and laugh at all the white trash rednecks and ghetto trash of the world. There are approximately 85 different judge shows on every day. You have a judge for everything you can think of. There are judges shows for divorces, problem children, small claims, fighting rednecks, wigger whores, and scamming old guys.
These shows can be entertaining and at times very funny, but what the hell happened to The Maury Povich Show? Here in St. Louis, it’s not on anymore. During those boring weekdays of skipping work or shcool, where was no better show to watch. It was much more sincere than the judge shows, more insightful than the news and certainly more believable than Jerry Springer.
What Would NPH Do?
Every day we find ourselves in different situations, with different people, in different places, at different times.
While I will probably not see Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, I do believe that it is important for every man, and possibly woman, to ask themselves this important question when faced with difficult decisions…
Ain’t So Sunny In Philly
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia begins it’s third season sun, and to promote the cult FX hit, the producers are holding true to the show’s low-budget roots.
The show was created on a DV camcorder by two struggling actors. It cost them $85 dollars to make. With that, they managed to sell the show to FX, which then turned it into a hit. The buzz attracted Danny Devito to join the cast for the second season.
I have a feeling he will enjoy the third season much, much more:
Thanks Moviezzz Blog!
Drinking With Sharks
No, Tony … I’m afraid you had more than two. But that’s okay, buddy; I’ve done the same thing myself.
The last two days have seen the unconscionable release of the police tape of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa’s drunk driving arrest last March during spring training in Florida. The video is absolutely jaw-dropping, with the Cardinals skipper stumbling around incoherently and reciting the worst version of the English alphabet outside of Sylvester Stallone in nursery school.
We die-hard Cardinals fans have had a love/hate relationship with the stoic, icy LaRussa. At the time, his DUI arrest caused a temporary crack in his glacial fascade; this was quickly erased by LaRussa’s “business as usual” approach. However, the surfacing of this video not only reveals the truth about LaRussa’s very human gaffe; it also reveals another sad chapter in an ongoing societal problem:
The media continues to destroy our personal freedoms.
Huck Upchuck
Republican Presidential nominee Mike Huckabee looks like a child molestor. He covers over his slimy policy ideas with an air of righteous superiority that reminds me of a randomly-selected Baptist minister.
I don’t like the guy. But I do like his new ad, which features Chuck Norris. Yeah, that’s right. Chuck Fucking Norris.
Did He Really Want To Hurt Him
Boy George is a fucking freak. I’m not sure that anybody who has ever seen him would argue that. From his very early years as lead singer of The Culture Club, where he paraded around in a dress, jewelry and more make up than Tammy Faye Baker, it was obvious that something may be wrong with him.
The New Cult Of Celebrity
Thanks to YouTube, we now have a new generation of kids growing up thinking that their every little fart can be famous.
But what YouTube has proven, without a doubt, is that real talent separates the true celebrities from the average person who dreams about it all day alone in their bedroom.
Dramatic Chipmunk Uses The John
Piper from the inimitable Lazy Eye Theatre has sent Dramatic Chipmunk over to our terrorist abode here at The Rec. I don’t know why.
As you can see, Dramatic Chipmunk (D.C. for short) is pretty upset over the state of the movie blogsphere:
It seems someone has stained the fine reputation of the faithful, ever-creative community of movie-loving bloggers.
You Don’t Pee From Your Clit
Last Monday, On The Tyra Banks Show, Tyra devoted the whole show to vagina’s. Tyra feels that woman have alot of questions about their cooch, but most are to afraid and embarrassed to ask anyone. She would like for woman to be able to openly discuss their vagina’s, without feeling embarrassed.
Weekend Whack Off
Besides preparing for the upcoming Hollywood Writer’s strike, nothing much is going on with media, so… we present something to take your mind off your troubles.
Well, maybe not so much this time. Instead, this innocent little flick might cause you to lose control of your bowels - if you’re lucky. For me, it caused a profound disgust of the human race.
This is not for the faint of heart. This is your only warning.
Tuck And Roll
I love to report on famous people doing really stupid things, especially when they make me laugh. This story about Axl Rose is a great example. It’s pointless, but I find it really funny.
Guns’ N Roses crazy-ass, fat, obnoxious, asshole front-man Axl Rose has always been a sensitive, whiny, little bitch and Slash learned this first hand, years ago.
When Reality Intrudes On Reality Shows
Most reality shows these days have just enough actual reality in them to suspend your disbelief; by that I mean they feature humans on planet Earth. The rest of the time, they simply serve up the very worst human behaviors in a futile effort to titillate and excite. Most of them come off like watching The Sims imitating a typical Jerry Springer episode.
But sometimes the inexplicable happens, and it’s just genius. Like when perpetually perky Marie Osmond - who beat Tom Cruise to the title of moon-child weirdo by two decades - hilariously drops onto the floor on a live episode of Dancing With The Stars.
Check it out:
Weekend Whack Off
As always, we try to provide some goofy shit for your weekend amusement.
You may need a few beers to watch this bizarre Japanese educational video. It was produced to teach Japanese girls how to deal with being mugged by Americans. Like anybody wants an Asian girl.
Repeat after me:
Stick your dick in my twat!
Stick your dick in my twat!
Stick your dick in my twat!
Bill Can’t Take Any Maher
Television rarely has any of those aggressive, off-the-cuff confrontations anymore. Talk shows are usually sanitized, groomed, and prettied-up to the point of rendering themselves useless.
Not Real Time with Bill Maher. The guy simply has no fear in expressing his opinions; thank goodness that he’s right so very often.
Last night’s episode was interrupted in its first hour by a pair of hecklers, and Maher waited about three seconds before whipping into action.
Brewster’s Millions All Over Again
Remember the Richard Pryor film Brewster’s Millions? In it Pryor’s character has to spend $30 million in a month to get even more money. He decides to waste it on a political campaign with no hopes of winning. Quickly, people become struck by his honesty about the corrupt political system and he nearly wins before bowing out.
On Tuesday’s The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report, comedian and political satirist, Stephen Colbert teased that he might make a run at the White House. You can see the video here. He may have trouble with the electoral system running only in South Carolina, but we can hope for a new amendment that gives the state enough electoral votes before next November. Read more
