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    When Is Enough, Enough ?

    Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

    In 1994, The Eagles reunited.   They did this despite the fact that they still hated each other.  The group decided that enough money could make a reunion tour worth having to be around each other.  They openly reunited just for the money and made a ton of it on the Hell Freezes Over Tour.   
    Since The [...]

    The Red Banded Happening

    Friday, May 16th, 2008

    The titanic ego of M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN has cursed his every move in recent years. The blossoming promise shown in his earliest films has disintegrated before the bewildered eyes of moviegoers everywhere. The trust is broken, replaced by a palpable resentment. It’s like admiring a charismatic uncle as a young person, only to go behind [...]

    Another Dumb Ass List

    Monday, May 5th, 2008

                       
    Rob O’Connor of Yahoo recently took the time to put together the 25 Worst Hair Metal bands of all time, for his List Of The Day blog.   The great thing about list is the fact that they almost always seem to spark some sort of debate or discussion.  This list though, comes across as being written by somebody who [...]

    Falling Down On Her Face

    Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

                                     
    The new music video and debut single for the song Falling Down by actress Scarlett Johansson has been released. 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbfFsm2MRes

     That’s right she’s now a singer and is releasing an album, Anywhere I lay my head.  The video’s stupid, to me it seems as if she’s complaining about being a famous actress.  If she doesn’t want to be a [...]

    Let’s Remake Everything!!!

    Friday, March 28th, 2008

    Hey Hollywood! Here’s a great idea: LET’S REMAKE EVERYTHING! Every single piece of material ever produced on film or on television needs to be remade.
    What about classics, you ask? FUCK IT!! We’ll remake CITIZEN KANE with Jonah Hill as Charles Foster Kane and Michael Cera as his “wacky” sidekick Jedediah Leland! We’ll not only improve [...]

    Get LOST, BOYS!!

    Thursday, March 13th, 2008

    Most creatures in this world serve some sort of purpose. Some are truly inspirational (like dolphins, or Ghandi), some are ingenious (like spiders, or Madonna), and some even unite others due to their own pure wickedness (like Hitler, or Rosie O’Donnell). Hell, even the lowly maggot serves a noble purpose in the glorious chain of [...]

    Double Standard?

    Monday, February 18th, 2008

    This past Friday night Charles Barkley appeared on CNN and was interviewed by Wolf Blitzer.  Barkley spoke his mind and maybe caused an uproar from the Conservative right-wing Christians. 

    The Word According To Reverend Huckabee

    Sunday, January 20th, 2008

    The more and more that the Reverend Mike Huckabee talks, the more we get to see his real side.  He made some interesting remarks recently.  Do you think his words have a hidden message or are people over reacting?

    Renegade Television

    Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

    One of the most perfect things ever broadcast over the waves of television was the first season of Wonder Showzen by the art/media collective known as PFFR. It didn’t last long thanks to the non-stop references to abortion, Hitler, and puppet sex.
    The creators of Wonder Showzen have returned after a hiatus - presumably on the [...]

    Enough Is Enough

    Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

    I have fucking had it with the Britney Spears shit.  I can’t understand why her fucked up life is a news story and I really can’t understand how people can still be defending her.

    Die, Hannah Montana, Die

    Friday, January 11th, 2008

    Anyone with children aged five to fifteen has probably heard the name Hannah Montana enough to want to do physical harm to said children. The disgusting musical phenomenon/bloodfart known as Hannah Montana has been successfully pilfering the pocketbooks of American parents for many months now, with tickets to her “live” performances ranging somewhere between $300 [...]

    Juno, Diablo Means “Devil”

    Sunday, January 6th, 2008

    Diablo Cody is beginning to realize that fame sucks.
    The first time screenwriter hit the jackpot with her debut film Juno. Her sassy, pop-culture laden dialogue has garnered much more attention than writers rarely do (see: Writer’s Strike), and she has become something of a fast punk icon.
    Which means that Big Media and Hollywood must package her and [...]

    Don’t Do Drugs

    Sunday, January 6th, 2008

    The latest Britney Spears freakshow exhibition made me think about all of the celebrities over the years who destroyed themselves in the public eye thanks to their drug and alcohol abuse. Sure, their spiralling demises make for reality programming of the most fascinating kind, but it’s also sad to watch talented people with the world at [...]

    Premenstrual Bitch Fight

    Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

     
    What in the world could be better than a bitch fight?  Maybe two young bitches on their web cams fighting about music?  Even better, how about two thirteen year old angst fill little girl fighting about The Jonas Brothers?

    The Power Of Lucas

    Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

     Eleven Seconds after midnight on January 1, 2008, George Lucas’ power in the universe got a little stronger.  The impact of Star Wars has never been as disturbing as this.

    The Origins Of Spock

    Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

    Have you ever wondered where the idea for the Mr. Spock character came from?  Was he a freak, or maybe an outcast, or maybe a half-breed, or maybe he was just a brilliant Jew?  It turns out that he may have been all of the above, but most importantly an alien Jew. 

    Peter Brady Thinks Lesbians Are Gross

    Monday, December 17th, 2007

                        
    What is wrong with Peter Brady?  Peter, whose real name is Christoper Knight, seems to be a little confused.  First, until a few years ago, he couldn’t get a job.  Well, he did get to do the occasional Very Brady Christmas Special.  That was it, though.  Then in 2005, VH1 came calling.  They wanted him to [...]

    Machine Girl Rips Out Your Heart

    Monday, December 10th, 2007

    A few years ago I told Chris this idea I had for a crazy, uninhibited film that crossed ninja warriors, giant, Godzilla-style monsters, invaders from space, and innocent kids turned into mutant robots. He looked at me with a justifiable look of concern.
    Perhaps Chris should avoid the theater the day Machine Girl opens fire. It’s [...]

    Drinking With Sharks

    Friday, November 30th, 2007

    No, Tony … I’m afraid you had more than two. But that’s okay, buddy;  I’ve done the same thing myself.
    The last two days have seen the unconscionable release of the police tape of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa’s drunk driving arrest last March during spring training in Florida. The video is absolutely jaw-dropping, with the Cardinals [...]

    Why The Fuck Am I Poor And He’s Not?

    Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

                       
    I am really getting fucking tired of being poor, with people like Tay Zonday making money.  I admit, I thought Chocolate Rain was silly and funny.  Hell, I walked around singing it all the time.  It was a joke though.  Nobody, NOBODY actually thought it was good. 
    The kid is a cute, lovable virgin with a deep voice.  [...]

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