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Machine Girl Rips Out Your Heart
Monday, December 10th, 2007A few years ago I told Chris this idea I had for a crazy, uninhibited film that crossed ninja warriors, giant, Godzilla-style monsters, invaders from space, and innocent kids turned into mutant robots. He looked at me with a justifiable look of concern.
Perhaps Chris should avoid the theater the day Machine Girl opens fire. It’s [...]
Ain’t So Sunny In Philly
Friday, November 30th, 2007It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia begins it’s third season sun, and to promote the cult FX hit, the producers are holding true to the show’s low-budget roots.
The show was created on a DV camcorder by two struggling actors. It cost them $85 dollars to make. With that, they managed to sell the show to FX, [...]
Did He Really Want To Hurt Him
Friday, November 16th, 2007
Boy George is a fucking freak. I’m not sure that anybody who has ever seen him would argue that. From his very early years as lead singer of The Culture Club, where he paraded around in a dress, jewelry and more make up than Tammy Faye Baker, it was obvious that something may be wrong [...]
Homosexual Without A Cause
Monday, November 5th, 2007
A new story has come out about the sexuality of one of Hollywood sexiest stars. In a recent interview, former Hollywood actress Noreen Nash sheds some light on James Dean’s homosexuality.
Weekend Whack Off
Friday, November 2nd, 2007Besides preparing for the upcoming Hollywood Writer’s strike, nothing much is going on with media, so… we present something to take your mind off your troubles.
Well, maybe not so much this time. Instead, this innocent little flick might cause you to lose control of your bowels - if you’re lucky. For me, it caused a [...]
Look Mom, Still No Panties
Thursday, October 11th, 2007
I like everybody else, am tired of Britney Spears. The problem is she just won’t stop doing stupid shit. Today she skipped a special child custody hearing, that she requested. Why could she possibly have been doing that was more important? She was driving around with no panties and showing us all her snatch.
The [...]
Cream With That?
Sunday, September 30th, 2007It’s the weekend, and I don’t feel much like talkin’ about the putrid state of media.
Instead, let’s just sit back and enjoy a nice cup of coffee together…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IegC8vbXKe0
The Future Of Entertainment
Tuesday, September 25th, 2007Every day I watch in amazement as media recycles the same three ideas over and over and over. It’s almost as if the people running movie and television studios are genetically incapable of coming up with original material.
Unlike many of our fellow critics, we are keenly interested in improving future entertainment as we bash its [...]
Getting The Icky Thump
Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
CNN has reported that The White Stripes have canceled all of their remaining concert through the end of the year. The reason for this was supposed to be that drummer Meg White was suffering from “acute anxiety.” It seems the reason for this “acute anxiety” may be due to a new video that has surfaced [...]
Alternate View
Saturday, September 22nd, 2007After the jump, check out an alternate camera view on Britney’s comeback performance.
Raping Bears
Thursday, September 20th, 2007I recently watched the original Bad News Bears, and afterwards decided to do a little research into what ever happened to the iconic kids who starred in the 1976 hit.
What I found disturbed me tremendously.
Dumbass
Saturday, September 15th, 2007
According to the AP:
The other night at the Bad Boys Of Rock concert (Hinder, Papa Roach, and Buckcherry) in York, PA, a dumbass got impaled by a fence.
One ‘Extra’ Chance…
Friday, September 14th, 2007
After her expected embarassing performance at the VMA’s, Britney has been invited to try her comeback one more time…
Taking Apart A Jigsaw
Thursday, September 13th, 2007There’s not much to say about the upcoming Saw 4 except that it is utterly pointless. Well, perhaps it’s not pointless to the studio executives and accountants of Lionsgate, but in the long haul of cinematic achievement, the film will barely mean anything two weeks after its release.
But the trailers produced by the series have [...]