The thing that kills me about what’s happened to honest dialogue in America is that both sides – liberal and conservative – use tactics of fear, mockery, hyperbole, and sarcasm to frame the debate. But sometimes the target is just too juicy and obvious to ignore:

How many times do you think I could get caught with illegal drugs before my broke ass would end up in jail? Answer: ONCE. How many times can that same scenario happen to Paris Hilton? Answer: As many times as she fucking wants.

How many more times must the poor 99% of the American population see the rich 1% get away with whatever they want before finally ending it? I mean, O.J. virtually cut the heads off of two people and dripped the blood all the way into his own bedroom and got away with it! He was found innocent, and all we were missing as far as evidence was a videotape of O.J. singing “I Got You Babe” using Nicole’s head as a puppet! Because O.J. was rich and famous, he could basically do just about whatever he wanted … well, until he got really dumb about it, of course. Paris is essentially the same.

Paris has been busted three fucking timesfor drugs. She’s a spoiled, doped-up brat who has skirted the law repeatedly because she’s supposedly cute (barf) and she lives a lavish lifestyle that many people crave. She could be sucking five pounds of cocaine off of nude male models in the middle of Wilshire Boulevard and she’d prance out of jail with the same stupid smirk that she shows in her latest mugshot:

Hey Paris, this isn’t a photo shoot! It means you’re a criminal!

How would you like to be her parents? They built their name on the Hilton hotel franchise, made untold millions of dollars, and then their daughter shits all over it with her selfish, unlawful, and pathetic lifestyle. It’s unfortunate that Paris has wormed her way into a self-sustaining ”career” of her own, because I would have cut her off from my fortune had I been her father. I probably would’ve been done with her after watching her swallow a nine inch cock on camera for the whole wide world to see; I certainly wouldn’t put up with this bullshit.

I just cannot wrap my mind around the idea that Paris Hilton probably went clubbing right after getting caught with COCAINE while DRIVING. She doesn’t understand consequences, nor does she understand that consequences apply to all people, regardless of their social and economic status.

Guess what? It’s time the bitch learned some consequences. Throw her ass in jail and keep her there.

The debates over peoples religious choices or lack there of have been going on for thousands of years. Everyone believes they are right and they want to mold their children in their beliefs. So I ask you, what should you be telling your kids about God? In a video titled Welcome To This World, made by someone called The Thinking Atheist, this question is examined in an interesting way.

So, is this the right message to be telling your children?

The Republican party must be a joke. It’s filled with religious Nazis who think the Constitution is a chapter in the Bible, homophobic loudmouths who invariably end up fucking dudes, and women who cannot comprehend the English language. It needs someone to stand up and lead them to the final distillation of their craziness. That someone is Christopher F. Young.

Young is the Mayoral candidate for Providence, Rhode Island. To promote his candidacy, Young stopped in on a local television show called The Rhode Show (clever!). Once on live television, he proceeded to disembowel himself so spectacularly that, if he happens to win, it will only be by the grace of God in order to bring about Armageddon.

Meanwhile, host Elizbeth Hopkins showed steely reserve as she somehow managed to not laugh directly into his fat face. She clearly needs a job on a major network after her performance here. Or perhaps she should run for Mayor. Not only did she keep a straight face, but she also proved to be genial under pressure when she flatly turned down his offer to come back and sing for her again later in the week! WHAT A PRO!

I think this guy should team up with Basil Marceaux to form a new party. We’ll call it the Retard Party. It’s very much like the Republican Party, except just slightly less intelligible. They’d be UNSTOPPABLE!

Mother Nature needs to show some class.

This is a tree in Thailand. Boy Scouts trips to this area have increased by 1300%.