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Monday, May 5th, 2008
Rob O’Connor of Yahoo recently took the time to put together the 25 Worst Hair Metal bands of all time, for his List Of The Day blog. The great thing about list is the fact that they almost always seem to spark some sort of debate or discussion. This list though, comes across as being written by somebody who [...]
Renegade Television
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008One of the most perfect things ever broadcast over the waves of television was the first season of Wonder Showzen by the art/media collective known as PFFR. It didn’t last long thanks to the non-stop references to abortion, Hitler, and puppet sex.
The creators of Wonder Showzen have returned after a hiatus - presumably on the [...]
Cruising Through Lunacy
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008Tom Cruise has no discernible reason to be absolutely fucking nuts. He is good looking, has a hot wife, is super rich, and is beloved by the entire human race.
Well, he’s short … but that doesn’t account for the breakdown.
Actually, the entire blame for Cruise’s slow burn to destruction can be laid at the doorstep [...]
Premenstrual Bitch Fight
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
What in the world could be better than a bitch fight? Maybe two young bitches on their web cams fighting about music? Even better, how about two thirteen year old angst fill little girl fighting about The Jonas Brothers?
The Origins Of Spock
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007Have you ever wondered where the idea for the Mr. Spock character came from? Was he a freak, or maybe an outcast, or maybe a half-breed, or maybe he was just a brilliant Jew? It turns out that he may have been all of the above, but most importantly an alien Jew.
Peter Brady Thinks Lesbians Are Gross
Monday, December 17th, 2007
What is wrong with Peter Brady? Peter, whose real name is Christoper Knight, seems to be a little confused. First, until a few years ago, he couldn’t get a job. Well, he did get to do the occasional Very Brady Christmas Special. That was it, though. Then in 2005, VH1 came calling. They wanted him to [...]
Why The Fuck Am I Poor And He’s Not?
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
I am really getting fucking tired of being poor, with people like Tay Zonday making money. I admit, I thought Chocolate Rain was silly and funny. Hell, I walked around singing it all the time. It was a joke though. Nobody, NOBODY actually thought it was good.
The kid is a cute, lovable virgin with a deep voice. [...]
Save The Internet, From These Retards.
Friday, November 23rd, 2007
The other night as I stumbled around Youtube, I came across something that made me hate the Internet. Youtube can be a great site, but more often than not it makes me scratch my head and say what the fuck was that?
Person Of The Year
Friday, November 23rd, 2007
Time Magazine is getting ready to announce their Person Of The Year. They are allowing people to vote for the winner on their website (that’s always the best way to pick a winner, fuck actual accomplishments). It looks like the award this year will be going to go to an outstanding person, one who has [...]
What Ever Happened To Bailey Quarters?
Monday, November 19th, 2007
Anybody who was ever a fan of WKRP In Cincinnati, remembers Bailey Quarters. She was the smart and shy billing manager that soon gained confidence and became, a disc jockey. As the show went on she became sexier, but could never quite compete with Jennifer (Loni Anderson). Bailey was played by Jan Smithers. Smithers didn’t [...]
Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer: Caught On Tape
Monday, November 19th, 2007
For years, people have questioned whether Santa Claus was real. You can argue all you want, but I know one thing. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is real. Don’t beleive me? He’s been caught on tape.
Did He Really Want To Hurt Him
Friday, November 16th, 2007
Boy George is a fucking freak. I’m not sure that anybody who has ever seen him would argue that. From his very early years as lead singer of The Culture Club, where he paraded around in a dress, jewelry and more make up than Tammy Faye Baker, it was obvious that something may be wrong [...]
Insanity!
Friday, November 16th, 2007“Dad, can we go see Hanna Montana in concert. Please, please, please, I’ll do anything.”
“Do you promise not to tell anyone that I was hiding in the closet with my pants around my ankles at your last slumber party.”
“Okay, I promise.”
“Good. Then we can go.”
How Does This Shit Keep Happening
Thursday, November 15th, 2007
What the hell is wrong with people. The world must be coming to an end soon. Can somebody please explain this to me.
Dramatic Chipmunk Uses The John
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007Piper from the inimitable Lazy Eye Theatre has sent Dramatic Chipmunk over to our terrorist abode here at The Rec. I don’t know why.
As you can see, Dramatic Chipmunk (D.C. for short) is pretty upset over the state of the movie blogsphere:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
It seems someone has stained the fine reputation of the faithful, ever-creative community of movie-loving [...]
You Don’t Pee From Your Clit
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007
Last Monday, On The Tyra Banks Show, Tyra devoted the whole show to vagina’s. Tyra feels that woman have alot of questions about their cooch, but most are to afraid and embarrassed to ask anyone. She would like for woman to be able to openly discuss their vagina’s, without feeling embarrassed.
Homosexual Without A Cause
Monday, November 5th, 2007
A new story has come out about the sexuality of one of Hollywood sexiest stars. In a recent interview, former Hollywood actress Noreen Nash sheds some light on James Dean’s homosexuality.
Tuck And Roll
Thursday, November 1st, 2007
I love to report on famous people doing really stupid things, especially when they make me laugh. This story about Axl Rose is a great example. It’s pointless, but I find it really funny.
Guns’ N Roses crazy-ass, fat, obnoxious, asshole front-man Axl Rose has always been a sensitive, whiny, little bitch and Slash learned [...]
Better Off Dead?
Tuesday, October 30th, 2007I am alive. Well mostly, part of me dies every day that I have to go into work and lube up my asshole so The Man can have another go at me. I usually come home stinking of sweaty balls and ticked off because some old rich bitch made me wipe her shoes off after she stepped [...]
Metallica Play Garbage
Sunday, October 28th, 2007
It looks like I have yet another answer to look for in The Encyclopedia Of Metallica. I need an answer to this question. What the hell were they thinking covering Rare Earth and Garbage at the Bridge School Benefit?