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Die, Hannah Montana, Die
Friday, January 11th, 2008Anyone with children aged five to fifteen has probably heard the name Hannah Montana enough to want to do physical harm to said children. The disgusting musical phenomenon/bloodfart known as Hannah Montana has been successfully pilfering the pocketbooks of American parents for many months now, with tickets to her “live” performances ranging somewhere between $300 [...]
Side-Show Paul
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
Ah, CNN. They love telling people what to do. Sure, the following article doesn’t directly come out and tell you who to vote for. It does, however, tell you who NOT to vote for; the guy with the least amount of media attention…
Distorting The Facts
Thursday, November 15th, 2007
CNN has become less of a news channel and more like a gossip channel. They used to be a credible news source, now much like FOX News, their reporters have basically become glorified gossip columnists.
This past week, CNN aired Death Grip: Inside Pro Wrestling a special on professional wrestling. The one-hour “investigative report” was on [...]
The Encyclopedia Of Sellouts
Friday, October 26th, 2007
Have you ever wondered why Metallica suck? Or maybe, why they sold out after years of preaching their rebellious, I don’t give a shit attitude? Well, those answers and more are only a few days away.
Boys Beware!!! The Homosexuals Are Going To Get You
Friday, October 19th, 2007
In the 1950’s, people were very sexually repressed and extremely homophobic. People thought that being gay was a mental illness and they didn’t want their kids anywhere near homosexuals.
PETA’s New Jackass
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
The newest no talent reality star face of PETA is the always naked Jackass star Steve-O.
Wrong Place At The Wrong Time
Monday, September 17th, 2007
O.J. Simpson has had some terrible luck. He is a great actor, yet his acting career was short. He did a great job in Naked Gun, but he was overshadowed by Leslie Nielsen. This was the first time he ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time. If he had only been [...]
The Fags Are Fucking Up America
Thursday, September 13th, 2007What the fuck is wrong with this country? Congress is having a hearing to discuss the lyrical content and imagery of African-American women in hip-hop. Don’t they have anything better to do? How about ending this pointless war, or lowering the fucking gas prices?
Our great rappers have decided to start defending themselves on the subject and Ja Rule is [...]
Ron Paul FOX O’Reilly’s Uptight Ass
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007
Republican Presidential candidate Dr. Ron Paul looks like a nice, grandfatherly old man. The former obstetrician-turned-Congressman is generally polite, intelligent, and genial.
But damn, don’t get him pissed off.
Maybe his anger stems from staring into 4,000 pussies and having afterbirth squirt all over him. Or perhaps he is just a patriotic person who has finally lost his [...]
Gettin’ Screwed
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007
Eddie and Alex Van Halen are dicks. This is a commonly reported fact. I think they may be crossing the line now.
O’Reilly On Bourne.
Monday, August 13th, 2007
Can you guess what Bill O’Reilly had to say about one of this summers successful blockbusters?
Manson’s Greatest Hits
Thursday, August 9th, 2007
On this day, in 1969, The Manson Family lead by Charles Manson killed 5 people in the home of director Roman Polanski. Polanski’s pregnant wife Sharon Tate was one of those five, as she was stabbed to death and the baby cut from the womb. The Manson Family killed two more people, Leno and Rosemary LaBianca, [...]
Chris Dodd Makes Bill O’Reilly His Bitch
Monday, August 6th, 2007
Our favorite right wing fucktard Bill O’Reilly is at it again.
There’s Hope!!!
Wednesday, August 1st, 2007
Year after year, this perverted piece of trash has somehow avoided JUSTICE. Well maybe, just maybe, it’s time for R. Kelly to PAY THE FIDDLER!!! Read on for some relief…
Twinkle, Twinkle, Fatass Star
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007So let me get this - unlike her husband - straight.
Star Jones, the lawyer / talk show host / celebrislut, wrote a book in 2005 called Shine. In that supposedly inspirational tome, Star breathlessly tells her three readers that she lost 2,379 pounds through diet and exercise in a little over a year. She categorically [...]