The debates over peoples religious choices or lack there of have been going on for thousands of years. Everyone believes they are right and they want to mold their children in their beliefs. So I ask you, what should you be telling your kids about God? In a video titled Welcome To This World, made by someone called The Thinking Atheist, this question is examined in an interesting way.

So, is this the right message to be telling your children?

Clemens shows off the skills that made him great

Former New York Yankee/Boston Red Sox/steroid user Roger Clemens faces charges of obstruction of Congress, making false statements, and perjury.

This is great news, not because Clemens took steroids and got caught, but because he is a cocky arrogant asshole. Clemens took steroids and was caught. Shit, he even had his wife taking them, and instead of just owning up or even making some bullshit story about only doing it once, he lied. He sat in front of Congress and every baseball fan and basically said ”I’m The Great Roger Clemens, how dare you accuse me of taking steroids”. In fact, at one point he even said “Do you know what I’ve done for baseball?”

This arrogant smack in the face to baseball ultimately cost him. It made the story even bigger and it made people want to bring him down even harder.  Because people wanted to bring him down, we found out that he had sex with country singer Mindy McCready when she was only 14.  So on top of everything else he was a pedophile. 

I hope Clemens goes to jail.  I’m sick of the athletes that act as if they are above the rules and laws.  I’m sick of them acting as if we should bow down in their presence.  Roger Clemens is a lowlife hillbilly fucktard and could throw a baseball fast.  Now he will have to defend to ridiculous statements and hope that somebody feels sorry for his fat ass.

I imagine when you’re good-looking, wealthy, and athletic, it’s easy to become conceited and start treating everyone around you like dogshit. I guess that’s why I’m so humble, because I have none of those aspects.

St. Louis Cardinals fans have grown to love their prospective superstar centerfielder Colby Rasmus. The kid has talent, looks, money, and youth on his side. The only thing holding the fans back from really embracing him in a giant Cardinal hug is the fact that Colby always seems very distant and aloof. He doesn’t express himself well for the fans.

Now we might know why. (more…)

The K-Swiss shoe brand has been trying its hand at some good ole viral marketing! Look at them, all grown up and internet savvy!

Using Danny McBride is a great start, too. They introduced McBride’s Kenny Powers character through some Funny Or Die skits and some shrewd marketing at Comic Con. Now they’ve released a full-on commerical featuring the character.

It kinda comes off like a joke to the point that you don’t want to buy the shoes because they’re a joke. OHH, META-TASTIC! Actually, the shoes do look pretty dumb. But the commercial is nice. And Danny got a payday, so that’s cool. Whatever.

I posted a couple days ago about Kings Of Leon cancelling their St. Louis concert after only three songs.  They blamed a pigeon, claiming it shit in the bassist’s mouth.  However, that may not be the truth.

Yesterday on a local St. Louis radio station, a person claiming to work for the venue called in with a different story.  The caller, who would not give his name due to fear of being fired, told the DJ that  the band got to the venue at 11 am o’clock and drank all day.   He claimed that shortly before their headlining set began, each of them took an IV to try to sober up.  He said they were to drunk and simply couldn’t play.

They made it through three songs before leaving the stage claiming a pigeon shit in the bassist mouth.  Conveniently, the band’s contract is rumored to state that they only have to play three songs to get paid.  The DJ claimed to be able to back up the callers story saying that he found a similar story going around on Facebook.  The called claimed that the original Facebook poster worked at the venue and has been fired due to the posting. 

At this point, I don’t really think it even matters.  The fact is Kings Of Leon are a bunch of pussies.