Fuck You Lowes and G.E. Money!

A few days ago I was shocked to receive a letter from G.E. Money, the lending institution that finances several companies, including Lowe’s home improvement stores. I received a Lowe’s card with a $300 limit in the summer of 2006, despite a spotty credit history. It wasn’t much, but I wanted something to use in case the house needed repairs. The letter said that they were cancelling my account.

Huh? I had never missed a payment during the entire time I had the card, and paid it off several times. I hadn’t even had a balance on it since last September. My general credit report has vastly improved since 2006, and my credit score is now 700. Yet somehow this has happened.

I have no problem shopping elsewhere for home supplies. Home Depot is convenient and friendly, and the internet allows me to buy things at a discount. But it was nice to have that extra credit and store; the open credit account only helps boost my credit even more.

I just spent several minutes chewing out the very nice lady that answered my call at Lowes. I just find it hard to believe that any company in these economic times would choose to alienate customers who have conscientiously paid their bills and wisely used the credit extended to them. It’s safe to say that I will never spend another penny at a Lowes ever again, and I will never use credit from G.E. Money, either. It’s time that average consumers, the ones responsible for bailing out these irresponsible banks, started letting their money do the talking.

FUCK YOU LOWES AND G.E. MONEY!

Obama No Moore

Barack Obama is becoming a black Jimmy Carter if Jimmy Carter had been running the White House with Lyndon Johnson. Like those two previous Presidents, Obama reveals some principles, but they’re completely circumcised by a pathetic lack of ballsack.

In the last few months, Obama has backed down from several major elements of the platform that elected him. He has completely left gay rights twisting in the wind. He bailed on the public health option, something he promised would be a cornerstone of his Presidency. And those troops haven’t exactly returned in vast numbers from the Middle East.

Now it looks like they might never come home. In a televised address that will become a landmark moment of his Presidency, Obama announced that he is ordering 30,000 troops to deploy in Afghanistan. This is comparable to L.B.J. escalating the Vietnam conflict in order to crush it … a plan that worked about as well as Britney cutting her own hair. We have no idea what the troops will be trying to accomplish over there. But it will likely involve dying. The only difference between this situation and Vietnam is that we don’t have a band as cool as Creedence to write protest songs about it.

If you really want some sensible thinking on this matter, listen to the brilliance of Michael Moore. While I’m not a huge fan of the guy, what he says here is 200% correct:

Bob Dylan Is A Corporate Whore

I never liked Bob Dylan. His singing voice is comparable to the shriek of a heavily medicated cat getting assfucked by an inflamed porcupine. He looks like he’s never seen the inside of a bathtub. His song lyrics – incorrectly referred to as “poetry” by the music elite – appear to be written by randomly selecting Scrabble tiles from a box.

But one thing you’d never imagine is Dylan selling out to corporate America.  But that is exactly what the one-time anti-establishment hero is doing with his latest album. Read more

Rod Blagstupidbitch

Last night, Impeached Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich  was on The David Letterman Show.  Some people never learn.  If you are a dumbass, famous for being a dumbass, or both you might want to rethink going on Letterman.  He doesn’t pull any punches and gives them shit the whole interview.  The best thing is that he is so good with his insults that they usually don’t even realize it.  Note to all the famous dumbasses going on Letterman.  He will make you look stupider that you already looked.

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The Assassination of JFK

Even though the assassination of John F. Kennedy in 1963 occurred prior to my birth, it still retains a certain tragic mystery that draws me to it. Like the Jim Garrison depicted in Oliver Stone’s fever-dream epic JFK, I remain stunned that something so monstrous and evil could have been planned, conducted, and kept secret for so long in the highest levels of government.

The whispers of conspiracy have swirled around the assassination nearly from the beginning, even during the bogus Warren Commission trials right after the event. Only time – and the leaking of several key pieces of media like the Zapruder film – have allowed a much more comprehensive view of the assassination to come to light. In that light, there is no doubt about a conspiracy; the only remaining facts to uncover are the actual names of the planners and shooters.

I ran across a very interesting and disturbing video that I had never seen before, taken at the airport in Dallas the morning Kennedy set off in his motorcade. In it, we see the Secret Service officers actually being told to stand down as they run along side Kennedy’s limo during its fateful ride through Dealy Plaza. Terrifying:

Even more disturbing is the interview with a man named James Files, currently incarcerated in Illinios for an attempt on another official’s life. Files was a 21 year old ex-military officer involved with mobster Charles Nicoletti when he was chosen as one of the assassins for the planned murder of the President. According to Files, he met Lee Harvey Oswald five days prior to the shooting, and they stayed together in a motel room awaiting the arrival of the President. This is a purported picture of Files at the motel, taken (according to Files) by Oswald himself:

According to Files, he was instructed to find a secure location in order to shoot the President in the Plaza; Files chose the grassy knoll. Files was to be the backup shooter. Nicoletti gave Files specific instructions about his role in the shooting. They were:

1. He was not to fire unless absolutely necessary

2. He was not to harm Jacqueline Kennedy

3. They were going for a headshot, and he was to fire only if there had been no headshot

When the other bullets missed Kennedy’s head, Files claims that he aimed at Kennedy’s right eye and fired a shot at around the time another shot hit the President; this is consistent with the Zapruder film evidence, which shows two separate head explosions at nearly-simultaneous intervals. In other words, Files killed Kennedy.

Files, the alias he adopted after the 1963 incident, has remained silent about his contribution to the assassination throughout the years due to fear. He, like Jack Ruby, knew that they people involved would not allow him to live if he started talking. He was even interviewed by Oliver Stone in preparation for JFK, but Files told Stone nothing at the time. It was only after extensive conversations with Bob Vernon that Files began to talk about the event in detail.

Here is a small excerpt from that videotaped interview:

In more recent times, we have seen astounding tragedies that have shaken our understanding of right and wrong. We often take the explanations for such things for granted, believing what the government tells us is the truth. Yet Kennedy’s assassination – and the government’s involvement in it – tell us that there are darker forces at work than we might be willing to admit to ourselves or our children. Knowing the facts of the unraveling Kennedy assassination forces us to look with more critical eyes at other defining moments in our more recent past – the 9/11 attacks, for instance – and ask ourselves … Do we really know what happened? Is our government really innocent of committing these crimes?

The answer might be “no” much more than we’d like to believe.

Stealing Satriani

Coldplay are one of the worlds biggest and in my mind overrated bands. They are also arrogant pompous assholes who act as if they revolutionized music. I don’t think anything about the band is revolutionary and now we know that they are not very original. Just ask rock guitarist Joe Satriani.

The guitarist has taken issue with the band Coldplay for their Grammy nominated song “Viva La Vida.” Satriani has filed a copyright infringement law suit claiming the band stole the song from him and are claiming it as their own original song. Satriani feels the song which is up for record and song of the year at this years Grammy awards, steals from his 2004 song “If I Could Fly.” He says for him, hearing the Coldplay song hurt like a dagger through his heart. Take a listen and see what you think.

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Coldplay and their arrogant assbag singer Chris Martin believe otherwise. Martin doesn’t understand the lawsuit saying, “If there are any similarities between our two pieces of music, they are entirely coincidental, and just as surprising to us as to him.” This is nothing new. Artist steal from other artist all the time, but it’s usually not so obvious. The problem hear lies with the overwhelming arrogance of Martin. The song is clearly a rip off and how he can deny it is amazing.

This band plays pussy soft rock and yet have been dubbed the greatest current rock band in the world by critics. Martin needs to grow some balls, become a man and admit he ripped of Satriani. Fuck, just say it’s a cool song and I and thought my wussy-bitch-like lyrics would sound cool with it. I doubt Satriani would have cared if they used it, if they would have just asked him and credited him for it. I hope every dime that Coldplay have made off of that song goes to Satriani. It’s time that a real musician actually gets credit for their work.

Moralistically Fucked

I really can’t wait for this Presidential election to be over. Everywhere you look it’s one negative ad after another, one ridiculous lie after another and an overly annoying desperation out of the McCain camp. This however isn’t even what I’m most tired of.

What pisses me off the most about this election are the countless ignorant, racist, assholes who are supporting McCain. Before I piss every McCain supporter off, I’m not saying all of you are ignorant, racist assholes.  Just most of you. When I see people on TV saying they support McCain or when I talk to people I know their main reason for supporting him are because of his morals and patriotism. Then they usually follow that up with “I can’t vote for no nigger”, “He’s a Muslim” or “He don’t even salute the flag”.

 

 

 

 

These are comments from people who are going to vote for somebody based on morals.  Where are their morals? What about lying? Is that a good moral standard? McCain has accused Obama of everything except raping and impregnating Palin’s daughter. I guess lying is OK as long as you’re pro-life. McCain has also spent half of his campaign calling Obama names. The only thing he hasn’t called him is a spear chucking nigger and Black Hitler.

He spent this past week calling Obama a Socialist.  When asked by Larry King last night, ” You don’t believe Barack Obama is a socialist do you?”

MCCAIN: “No, but i do believe that he has been in the far left of American politics and stated time after time that he believes in spreading the wealth around. He has talked about courts that redistribute the wealth. He has a record of voting against tax cuts. And for tax increases.”

This though, is apparently OK with the great moral coalition that backs McCain.

McCain’s high moral supporters have also been running around bullying everyone they can.  Numerous Obama signs have been stolen from yards.  It has happened in my white middle class neighborhood on many occasions.  They have also been very aggressive and verbally attacking Obama supporters at campaign rallies. 

This week as a McCain rally in Florida ended, two Cuban-American Obama supporters were surrounded by an angry mob of McCain supporters.  The mob started screaming ‘Terrorist!’ ‘Communist!’ ‘Socialist!’” at the men and one man even threatened to kill one of the men.  Another threatened to beat the men up.  This is ridiculous and thoroughly disgusting.  This is 2008 and the racism and hatred being displayed is unbelievable.  

These people claim to be setting the moral standard in this country and they won’t vote for a man simply based on the color of his skin.  What do they think he will be playing basketball in the White House or maybe him and a bunch or Aborigines with rings around their neck will be cookin’ up some chitterlings in the front yard while smoking a blunt.  This country is Fucked if McCain becomes President.  Not because of McCain, but because of these assholes who will continue to tear this country apart with their racist views.  I mean their high standards and morals.

Quacks Like A Duck

I had always suspected it, but this election business has confirmed it: Americans are the dumbest motherfuckers on planet Earth.

This video, taken at a Sarah Palin rally, stuns with its breathtaking stupidity and racism.

We can’t elect Barack “Hussein” Obama! He’s a nigger! And a terrorist!!

Meanwhile, all of these inbred, goat-fucking intellectuals would rather see Palin running things up on that there Capitol Hill. And it will probably look a little something like this: CLICK HERE! Click around on everything for even more enlightenment!

Unbelievable.

Die, Hannah Montana, Die

Anyone with children aged five to fifteen has probably heard the name Hannah Montana enough to want to do physical harm to said children. The disgusting musical phenomenon/bloodfart known as Hannah Montana has been successfully pilfering the pocketbooks of American parents for many months now, with tickets to her “live” performances ranging somewhere between $300 and infinity.

Although I would have put quotes around the word “live,” it seems more appropriate now than ever; the little teenaged bitch is not only lip-synching, but also using body doubles to “perform” for her.

Here’s the proof!

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Side-Show Paul

    

Ah, CNN. They love telling people what to do. Sure, the following article doesn’t directly come out and tell you who to vote for. It does, however, tell you who NOT to vote for; the guy with the least amount of media attention…

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Distorting The Facts

                  

CNN has become less of a news channel and more like a gossip channel.  They used to be a credible news source, now much like FOX News, their reporters have basically become glorified gossip columnists. 

This past week, CNN aired Death Grip: Inside Pro Wrestling a special on professional wrestling.   The one-hour “investigative report” was on the Chris Benoit murder/suicide and the use of steroids in the business.  During the show, they aired various interviews with a number of wrestlers.  One interview clip in particular has raised some question to the integrity of the channel. 

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The Encyclopedia Of Sellouts

                 

Have you ever wondered why Metallica suck?  Or maybe, why they sold out after years of preaching their rebellious, I don’t give a shit attitude?  Well, those answers and more are only a few days away.

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Boys Beware!!! The Homosexuals Are Going To Get You

                         

In the 1950’s, people were very sexually repressed and extremely homophobic.  People thought that being gay was a mental illness and they didn’t want their kids anywhere near homosexuals.

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PETA’s New Jackass

                      

The newest no talent reality star face of PETA is the always naked Jackass star Steve-O.    

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Wrong Place At The Wrong Time

                               

O.J. Simpson has had some terrible luck.  He is a great actor, yet his acting career was short.  He did a great job in Naked Gun, but he was overshadowed by Leslie Nielsen.  This was the first time he ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time.  If he had only been in a movie with a lesser actor.

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The Fags Are Fucking Up America

What the fuck is wrong with this country?  Congress is having a hearing to discuss the lyrical content and imagery of African-American women in hip-hop.  Don’t they have anything better to do?  How about ending this pointless war, or lowering the fucking gas prices? 

Our great rappers have decided to start defending themselves on the subject and Ja Rule is the leader of the pack.  He recently spoke out about the issue to Complex magazine.  Ja of course, sees nothing wrong with calling women bitches and hoes.  He does however have a problem with gay people on T.V. and he thinks they are the bigger problem. 

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Ron Paul FOX O’Reilly’s Uptight Ass

                     

Republican Presidential candidate Dr. Ron Paul looks like a nice, grandfatherly old man. The former obstetrician-turned-Congressman is generally polite, intelligent, and genial.

But damn, don’t get him pissed off.

Maybe his anger stems from staring into 4,000 pussies and having afterbirth squirt all over him. Or perhaps he is just a patriotic person who has finally lost his patience with the cruel and unjust state of the Union. Whatever the case, Paul has shown a fearlessness unequaled in my lifetime. The questions and debates raised emphatically by Paul will resonate throughout the election season, whether he is part of the process or not .

 In his long and winding trip through the bewildering stupidity of Republican Americans, it was only a matter of time before he found himself on Monday night trapped in the Filthy Colon of the Elephant: The O’Reilly Factor. Armed with his calculated intellect and bold proclamations, Paul took on The Devil Bill O’Reilly, who once more demonstrated that he has the interview skills, intellect, and personal hygiene of a rampaging baboon.

Check it out:

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Gettin’ Screwed

 

Eddie and Alex Van Halen are dicks.  This is a commonly reported fact.  I think they may be crossing the line now.

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O’Reilly On Bourne.

                  

Can you guess what Bill O’Reilly had to say about one of this summers successful blockbusters? Read more

Manson’s Greatest Hits

 

On this day, in 1969, The Manson Family lead by Charles Manson killed 5 people in the home of director Roman Polanski. Polanski’s pregnant wife Sharon Tate was one of those five, as she was stabbed to death and the baby cut from the womb.  The Manson Family killed two more people, Leno and Rosemary LaBianca, two days later. 

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