Taylor Lautner Is Legal
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Freaks, Good Grief, Hmmmmm, Huh?, Internet Stupidity, Media Weirdness, Public Humiliation, Who Gives a Shit, Worst of the Worst
Look at all of these retarded girls and queeny fags wishing Taylor Lautner a happy 18th birthday, which happens to be today. Yeah, the kid is cute. So what? How is Taylor Lautner anything other than this year’s version of Leif Garrett? Check out this hilarious and very sad video:
Orange You Sorry I Showed You This?
Filed under: Funny, Good Grief, Internet Genius, Internet Stupidity, Media Weirdness, Miscellaneous Awesomeness, Pixar-Level Genius, WOW
Last year some dude named Dane Boedi created a little film called The Annoying Orange. It was made using the old trick of superimposing human mouths and eyes onto fruit – fairly simple, and very annoying.
Now the orange has its own YouTube channel, and in just a few weeks has over 50,000 subscribers, and is rated the number 2 most popular channel on the site this month. Amazing.
Here is the first video that caused the sensation:
Another Perez Hilton Bellyflop
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Good Grief, Internet Stupidity, Kevin Smith Whorishness, Media Report, Public Humiliation, Worst of the Worst
Perez Hilton tends to be somewhat like heroin; it’s bad for you, damaging to your brain, but irresistible. Gotta hand it to the guy … he has managed to make tons of money despite having very little talent.
In the last year, Hilton has tried various ways to expand his online gossip empire. He introduced a clothing line at Hot Topic, which ended up being a monumental disaster. Then he created a concert tour, which played to half-empty small venues that would make Anvil weep. Hilton then released a widely-ignored book, which everyone quickly discerned was simply a rehashing of stories from his website.
But Hilton’s latest venture feels like his most embarrassing enterprise yet. Hilton has teamed with rotoscoper Milkfat to create a webseries called Assisted Living. The show feels desperate, flailing limply to generate controversy. Mostly, it induces yawns.
Here’s the latest episode:
Courtney Love: Heroin Skank
Filed under: Freaks, Good Grief, Gross, Internet Stupidity, Kevin Smith Whorishness, Media Weirdness, Public Humiliation, Worst of the Worst
There are few things to actually say about this picture, which Courtney Love proudly posted on her Twitter account. She looks like she just spent three straight sleepless days shooting cocaine up her ass while beaing beaten with a sack of doorknobs. I haven’t had sex since Reagan was in office, and I still wouldn’t fuck her. Needless to say, this will be exhibit “A” in the trial that frees Nirvana’s back catalogue from her evil clutches.
Run, Francis Bean … RUN!!
Tim Allen Sucks, Even When He’s Trying To Be Cool
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Funny, Good Grief, Hmmmmm, Huh?, Internet Genius, Internet Stupidity, Media Report, Media Weirdness, Miscellaneous Awesomeness, Movies, WOW
Ya know, this video would be funnier if it didn’t look EXACTLY like every Tim Allen movie ever made. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is an actual trailer.
Maybe he’s going meta on us. But I doubt it.
A Rapping Twit
Filed under: Corporate Evil, Dumb Ideas, Freaks, Good Grief, Huh?, Internet Stupidity, Media Weirdness, Music Discussion, Public Humiliation, The Z List, Who Gives a Shit
Everything Miley Cyrus does annoys the hell out of me and this is no different. I know all the 40 year old men will be heart broken not knowing when little Miley is shitting or putting on a Hannah Montana wig, but Miley has decided to close her Twitter account. That shouldn’t be annoying, right? Well in order to explain herself to all of her adoring pre-teen and pedophile fans she decided to rap about it and put it on YouTube.
Karma’s A Bitch
Filed under: Freaks, Funny, Good Grief, Internet Stupidity, Karmic Justice, Media Report, Media Weirdness, Miscellaneous Awesomeness, Music, Perfection, Who Gives a Shit, Worst of the Worst
The Frankenberry of gossip – Perez Hilton – has been claiming today that he was attacked Sunday night by the entourage of Will.I.Am of The Black Eyed Peas.
Not to be insensitive, but that rude, snivelling faggot had it coming.
Piracy And The Art Of Posturing
Filed under: Corporate Evil, Good Grief, Internet Genius, Internet Stupidity, Media Report, Miscellaneous Awesomeness, Movie Discussion, Movies, Pleas To Hollywood, WOW, Worst of the Worst
So I watched X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE a few days ago and posted my reactions to the rough cut of this upcoming film. Not only was I deluged with pompous, self-righteous comments from angelic beings of pure light, but the site was also targeted by FOX with demands to remove the sneak peek.
Spoiler Alert!!!!!
Don’t you just hate it when websites give away the big twist ending to the end of a movie you are dying to see. How about when you go out of your way to not find out who the killer in the big upcoming blockbuster is, only to have some stupid website ruin it for you. You’ll hate this then. Thanks to The Fine Brothers you can have 100 movie spoilers in under 5 minutes. The good thing is you have probably seen a few of these already.
Another Dumb Ass List
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Good Grief, Huh?, Internet Stupidity, Lists, Music, Music Discussion, Underrated Music
of Yahoo recently took the time to put together the 25 Worst Hair Metal bands of all time, for his List Of The Day blog. The great thing about list is the fact that they almost always seem to spark some sort of debate or discussion. This list though, comes across as being written by somebody who doesn’t really know much about the subject and that makes the list come across as stupid.
The biggest problem of the list is putting Poison #1.
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=GnozlGyg4sI[/youtube]
That seems to be the safe pick, for everybody. You mean to tell me that Poison were worse than Trixter or Slaughter or Winger? Winger isn’t even on the list, but I’ll get to that later. By putting Poison #1, it proves that he really knows nothing about the type of music. Yet the average music fan listens to this opinion, because he must know what he’s talking about. After all it’s his job to know, right?
The next huge mistake was putting Skid Row #2.
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=5YSKIbWDqS8[/youtube]
Yes, Sebastian Bach is an arrogant egotistical jack-off, but Skid Row aren’t a hair metal band. I know they get lumped into the category, but they shouldn’t. It’s kind of like in the mid 90’s when every band that came out of Seattle was grunge. Seriously, who in the hell really thought that Candlebox or the Screaming Trees were grunge. So again to say that Skid Row is “hair metal” is wrong and to say that they were worse than Bad English, Bullet Boys or Slaughter is ridiculous.
The other problem I have with the list is the bands that were left off. How does Winger miss making the list.
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=XZHVkJ1wVFM[/youtube]
How about Nelson, Faster Pussycat, or Kix? These bands not only should have made the list, but they should have been way above Poison, Skid Row and Whitesnake. I wish when people make a list they would actually put a little thought into it and not just take the easy route and throw the safe picks at the top.
I’m sure Rob O’Connor is a knowledgeable guy, but this list would suggest otherwise.
It Ain’t Cool
Filed under: Corporate Evil, Editorial, Internet Stupidity, Media Report, Public Humiliation, Worst of the Worst
Everyone knows that Harry Knowles, the so-called “head geek” over at Ain’t It Cool News, is a media conglomerate-sucking whore of epic proportions. Harry would eat out his dead grandmother’s cold, gray asshole if he thought there was a dime just inside her rectum.
But this article decrying the death of HD-DVD is just too much to bear.
The Ultimate Idiot
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Editorial, Freaks, Internet Stupidity, Media Weirdness, Public Humiliation, Television, The Z List, Who Gives a Shit, Worst of the Worst
I love it when people who were never really very famous in the past, try as hard as they can to get people to notice them one last time. Former wrestle Ultimate Warrior is the lastest never-was trying to get just 15 more minutes.
Premenstrual Bitch Fight
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Editorial, Freaks, Good Grief, Huh?, Internet Stupidity, Media Weirdness, Public Humiliation, Who Gives a Shit, Worst of the Worst
What in the world could be better than a bitch fight? Maybe two young bitches on their web cams fighting about music? Even better, how about two thirteen year old angst fill little girl fighting about The Jonas Brothers?
The Greatest Moments Of 2007 – Eric’s Picks
Filed under: Editorial, Freaks, Funny, Greatest Of All Time, Internet Genius, Internet Stupidity, Live Performances, Media Weirdness, Public Humiliation, The Z List, WOW, Worst of the Worst
With the new year coming to an end, I think now is a good time to look back at the 5 greatest celebrity moments of 2007. This year was no different than those of the past. You can always count on Hollywood to give us the most entertaining, bizarre, what the fuck moments that make us scratch are head after we laugh at them uncontrollably.
There were plenty of great things that happened throughout the year. We saw Screech almost get his ass kicked on VH1. Britney Spears provided us with stupid moment after stupid moment. Plus, Marie Osmond took a nose dive on live TV, Paula Abdul tried to show us that she’s almost as stupid as Anna Nichole Smith with her new reality show and who could forget Sanjaya. These stories were great but, not good enough for the top five. What could be better?
Politics, Religion, and Logic Don’t Mix
Filed under: Editorial, Hmmmmm, Internet Stupidity, Media Report, Television
Would you want your kids anywhere near Mike Huckabee during Christmas? If Ron Paul has his way, then your kids – and the rest of us – will be safe from the continued sermonizing of American politics.
Drinking With Sharks
Filed under: Corporate Evil, Editorial, Funny, Good Grief, Internet Stupidity, Media Report, Worst of the Worst
No, Tony … I’m afraid you had more than two. But that’s okay, buddy; I’ve done the same thing myself.
The last two days have seen the unconscionable release of the police tape of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa’s drunk driving arrest last March during spring training in Florida. The video is absolutely jaw-dropping, with the Cardinals skipper stumbling around incoherently and reciting the worst version of the English alphabet outside of Sylvester Stallone in nursery school.
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mu6TVmYnSG0[/youtube]
We die-hard Cardinals fans have had a love/hate relationship with the stoic, icy LaRussa. At the time, his DUI arrest caused a temporary crack in his glacial fascade; this was quickly erased by LaRussa’s “business as usual” approach. However, the surfacing of this video not only reveals the truth about LaRussa’s very human gaffe; it also reveals another sad chapter in an ongoing societal problem:
The media continues to destroy our personal freedoms.
Save The Internet, From These Retards.
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Editorial, Freaks, Good Grief, Huh?, Internet Stupidity, Media Weirdness, Music, Public Humiliation, Who Gives a Shit, Worst of the Worst
The other night as I stumbled around Youtube, I came across something that made me hate the Internet. Youtube can be a great site, but more often than not it makes me scratch my head and say what the fuck was that?
Person Of The Year
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Editorial, Good Grief, Greatest Of All Time, Huh?, Internet Stupidity, Lists, Media Report, Media Weirdness, Movies, Music, Television, WOW
Time Magazine is getting ready to announce their Person Of The Year. They are allowing people to vote for the winner on their website (that’s always the best way to pick a winner, fuck actual accomplishments). It looks like the award this year will be going to go to an outstanding person, one who has change the world for the better. A person that has done many many great things. Currently leading the voting by more than 14,000 votes is…….
The New Cult Of Celebrity
Filed under: Editorial, Funny, Good Grief, Internet Stupidity, WOW, Worst of the Worst
Thanks to YouTube, we now have a new generation of kids growing up thinking that their every little fart can be famous.
But what YouTube has proven, without a doubt, is that real talent separates the true celebrities from the average person who dreams about it all day alone in their bedroom.
Dramatic Chipmunk Uses The John
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Funny, Huh?, Internet Stupidity
Piper from the inimitable Lazy Eye Theatre has sent Dramatic Chipmunk over to our terrorist abode here at The Rec. I don’t know why.
As you can see, Dramatic Chipmunk (D.C. for short) is pretty upset over the state of the movie blogsphere:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw[/youtube]
It seems someone has stained the fine reputation of the faithful, ever-creative community of movie-loving bloggers.