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Another Dumb Ass List
Monday, May 5th, 2008
Rob O’Connor of Yahoo recently took the time to put together the 25 Worst Hair Metal bands of all time, for his List Of The Day blog. The great thing about list is the fact that they almost always seem to spark some sort of debate or discussion. This list though, comes across as being written by somebody who [...]
It Ain’t Cool
Sunday, February 17th, 2008Everyone knows that Harry Knowles, the so-called “head geek” over at Ain’t It Cool News, is a media conglomerate-sucking whore of epic proportions. Harry would eat out his dead grandmother’s cold, gray asshole if he thought there was a dime just inside her rectum.
But this article decrying the death of HD-DVD is just too much [...]
The Ultimate Idiot
Monday, February 11th, 2008I love it when people who were never really very famous in the past, try as hard as they can to get people to notice them one last time. Former wrestle Ultimate Warrior is the lastest never-was trying to get just 15 more minutes.
Premenstrual Bitch Fight
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
What in the world could be better than a bitch fight? Maybe two young bitches on their web cams fighting about music? Even better, how about two thirteen year old angst fill little girl fighting about The Jonas Brothers?
The Greatest Moments Of 2007 - Eric’s Picks
Sunday, December 30th, 2007With the new year coming to an end, I think now is a good time to look back at the 5 greatest celebrity moments of 2007. This year was no different than those of the past. You can always count on Hollywood to give us the most entertaining, bizarre, what the fuck moments that make [...]
Politics, Religion, and Logic Don’t Mix
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007Would you want your kids anywhere near Mike Huckabee during Christmas? If Ron Paul has his way, then your kids - and the rest of us - will be safe from the continued sermonizing of American politics.
Drinking With Sharks
Friday, November 30th, 2007No, Tony … I’m afraid you had more than two. But that’s okay, buddy; I’ve done the same thing myself.
The last two days have seen the unconscionable release of the police tape of St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa’s drunk driving arrest last March during spring training in Florida. The video is absolutely jaw-dropping, with the Cardinals [...]
Save The Internet, From These Retards.
Friday, November 23rd, 2007
The other night as I stumbled around Youtube, I came across something that made me hate the Internet. Youtube can be a great site, but more often than not it makes me scratch my head and say what the fuck was that?
Person Of The Year
Friday, November 23rd, 2007
Time Magazine is getting ready to announce their Person Of The Year. They are allowing people to vote for the winner on their website (that’s always the best way to pick a winner, fuck actual accomplishments). It looks like the award this year will be going to go to an outstanding person, one who has [...]
The New Cult Of Celebrity
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007Thanks to YouTube, we now have a new generation of kids growing up thinking that their every little fart can be famous.
But what YouTube has proven, without a doubt, is that real talent separates the true celebrities from the average person who dreams about it all day alone in their bedroom.
Dramatic Chipmunk Uses The John
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007Piper from the inimitable Lazy Eye Theatre has sent Dramatic Chipmunk over to our terrorist abode here at The Rec. I don’t know why.
As you can see, Dramatic Chipmunk (D.C. for short) is pretty upset over the state of the movie blogsphere:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
It seems someone has stained the fine reputation of the faithful, ever-creative community of movie-loving [...]
Dana Carves Career Tombstone
Wednesday, October 17th, 2007At one time, no performer on television could touch the white-hot brilliance of Dana Carvey. Nearly single-handedly saving Saturday Night Live from the flaccid comedic penises of people like Joe Piscopo, Carvey created a string of memorable characters like George H.W. Bush (remember the gloriously free days when there was no necessary distinction needed for President Bush’s [...]
Andy Samberg: Killer Of SNL
Sunday, October 14th, 2007
American institution Saturday Night Live has spawned some of the greatest comedic talents in media history - Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd, pre-Golden Child Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, and Adam Sandler.
Hell, I might even throw Charles Rocket into that mix before I would ever consider the talent-free cast currently calling themselves [...]
Parasite Hilton
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
I admit it - I go to Perez Hilton every single day. I am currently seeing psychotherapy for the embarrassing condition.
Lately, though, the celebrity blogger with seven million readers a day has taken his act to new levels of self-absorbtion and depravity.