Axl Rose has been an ignorant prick ever since Guns And Roses made their first ten dollars way back in the late eighties. His bizarre, primadonna behavior has caused riots in my hometown of St. Louis, as well as caused many other problems all around the world. It’s little wonder why the other original members of the band want nothing to do with the guy.
Axl and his retooled GNR lineup brought their show to Ireland over the weekend. Anyone who knows anything about GNR knows that Axl shows up whenever the fuck he wants, so it shouldn’t have surprised the concertgoers when the show was delayed 90 minutes. By the time Axl and company lumbered onstage to actually play music, the fans were drunk and quite upset.
So they threw bottles at his fucking head. Axl, you should never piss of the Irish.
In keeping with Axl’s overwhelming legacy, the band quit and left for the night, leaving tens of thousands of fans screaming for blood. And I hope they get some. I just can’t stand Axl’s bullshit anymore. I cannot listen to GNR anymore without thinking about how much Axl destroyed something so special, and how he continues to destroy it.
We’ve all heard stories of what happens to your food at fast food places. I think we all know that sometimes food is dropped and then used, but we want to believe it has never happened to our food. I just hope that if my food is ever dropped on the floor, someone is there to stop it be being used, like this guy.
A worker for a Wendy’s restaurant in Connecticut was arrested after pulling a knife on a co-worker. He pulled the knife, because he watched he co-worker drop some bacon on the floor and then pick it up and put it on someone’s sandwich.
I say good for this guy and he shouldn’t have been arrested and taken to jail. The guy was doing the right thing and I don’t beleive he should have any type of punishment. He was doing a civil service and he should be given a raise for outstanding customer service.
The idiot to the left is Brennan Eden. Looks like a terrific guy, doesn’t he? So warm and friendly and methed-out.
He is somehow alive today after one of the wildest high-speed crashes this side of a Tony Scott film, which was miraculously captured by a state trooper who happened to be cruising along at just the right moment.
Dear Brennan was ejected from the car in the wreck and landed on the highway, suffering severe injuries. But don’t worry, ladies – his cock is workin’ just fine! He’ll be able to reproduce in NO TIME FLAT!
Taylor Lautner may be cute, and he has a good body (for now), but his tweenie-bopper Twilight fans need to face this tragic fact – the kid’s a fucking fag of the faggiest kind. He makes me look like a regular He-Man by comparison.
In a hissy fit that would embarrass Elton John, Lautner is suing a company called McMahon’s RV because they didn’t deliver his $300,000 trailer to the set of his new movie Abduction on time. Apparently the company was supposed to have the trailer there by June 21, but they didn’t get it there on time. This, of course, forced Lautner to – GASP! – use a regular trailer like the other little people on set.
And this is the best part: he’s suing them for EMOTIONAL DISTRESS! Can you say FAAAAAAAAGGGG?
I’m sure it must’ve been difficult for poor young Taylor to be without his custom-made trailer, complete with dildos mounted on the walls, a lube station, and a special secret entrance for the boys to enter while escaping detection from the paparazzi. However, despite Taylor’s insatiable craving of the cock, I cannot imagine any MAN claiming emotional distress over a trailer arriving late. Seriously. If the company didn’t hold up their end of the deal, then sue them for breach of contract, dude. But not emotional distress.
Hey Taylor, look down between your legs. Do you see that flap of skin that vaguely resembles the male genitalia you hunger for every night and day? That indicates that you’re a MALE – start acting like one. Grow the fuck up, get over yourself, and stop being a whiny fag bitch. Instead of spending $300,000 on a trailer, go spend $10,000 on a nose job.
Oh, and for all of you crybabies who think Taylor isn’t gay – yeah riiiight – watch this video AGAIN:
