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Busting The Closet Door Down
Monday, January 14th, 2008Tomorrow is the day in the U.S. that the unauthorized Tom Cruise biography is being released, and Tom is pissed. In fact he feels like a straight man being pulled out of a closet with leather chaps on and cum dripping from his mouth.
Tummy Tuck = $4,000, Breast Reduction = $3,000, Life = Priceless
Monday, November 12th, 2007
Over the weekend, Dr. Donda West, the mother of rapper Kanye West died. Donda used to work as her son’s manager and earlier this year, she released a book called Raising Kanye about the rapper’s childhood and her experiences as his manager.
At first the cause of death was unknown, but it appears that we [...]
Britney Loses The Kids
Monday, October 1st, 2007
First Britney Spears lost her panties, then her hair, then her mind, then her career and now she has lost the kids.
The One Corey
Monday, September 3rd, 2007
Poor Corey Haim. No matter what the guy tries to do, life seems to reject him. Apparently going from adorable little kid to puffy-faced drug addict makes you a questionable commodity in Hollywood.
Unfortunately, more bad news has hit our favorite self-delusional child star.
Congratulations Chris!
Saturday, August 25th, 2007
An early congratulations to our good friend, and brilliant co-creator of The Rec Show, Christopher Daniel. Chris, I love you buddy (mostly sexually), and I’m sure that the night of your honeymoon will be exactly as the following video!…
Douche-Bag Fighting - Michael Vick Vs. ?
Thursday, August 23rd, 2007
I think I have the perfect idea for Michael Vick … and it’s not prison. I say we have a douche-bag fight; it’s like dog fighting, where only one comes out alive. His opponent ……
Giant Robots Celebrate!
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007
The best news we could ever imagine has arrived. It is a literal miracle…
Hollywood’s Opening Closet
Friday, August 17th, 2007Since Merv Griffin’s death over last weekend, I have been shocked by the number of friends mentioning in embarrassed whispers how they never knew Merv Griffin was gay.
Well, duh. Merv didn’t want you to know because he wanted a career.
The Hollywood Reporter has a nice editorial by Ray Richmond that deals with Merv’s well-known secret. He [...]
One Too Many Dicks
Thursday, August 16th, 2007
What happened to Jenna Jameson? This is what she used to look like. Something has gone terribly wrong. This is what she looks like now.
Daddy Dead Camp
Friday, August 10th, 2007Slash Film has produced our feel good story of the day: Daddy Day Camp has bombed in a very serious way.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Get ready to see Cuba Gooding Jr.’s Oscar on EBAY soon, because nobody showed him the money on the Wednesday opening of this shit-covered intestinal fluke of a film.
Dear Rec Show
Thursday, August 9th, 2007
Dear Rec Show
I Have a problem and I would like for you to help me.
Take That, Abrams!!
Wednesday, August 8th, 2007Ahhh … finally. The spinner of webs has finally been caught in one.
One of my favorite movie-news websites, Slash Film, has this article by Peter Sciretta which provides some juicy details of the upcoming J.J. Abrams monster movie Overnight.
The call sheet for the film was leaked online - and it includes details of the beginning and [...]
Karmic Justice
Friday, August 3rd, 2007Tee hee hee … finally somebody told the truth - OUT LOUD - in Hollywood.
The wonderful Hollywood Elsewhere pointed me to this article in Entertainment Weekly about the inexplicable career of Lindsay Lohan.
It’s hard to argue with bracing truths like this: