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Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008Eleven Seconds after midnight on January 1, 2008, George Lucas’ power in the universe got a little stronger. The impact of Star Wars has never been as disturbing as this.
The Origins Of Spock
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007Have you ever wondered where the idea for the Mr. Spock character came from? Was he a freak, or maybe an outcast, or maybe a half-breed, or maybe he was just a brilliant Jew? It turns out that he may have been all of the above, but most importantly an alien Jew.
Lo-Life
Monday, November 5th, 2007
Michael Lohan, the estranged father of one-time actress/drug addict Lindsay Lohan, doesn’t resemble a human being as much as he does a parasitic fungal infection.
His slobbering, narcissistic desire for attention has cost him his family, his freedom, and now his self-respect. That’s right … add one more reality television hopeful to the parade of scummy, Z-grade [...]
Heavier Than Heroin
Thursday, October 18th, 2007
Courtney Love, the murderer of Kurt Cobain, continues to rape him for assets to supply her with a steady stream of drugs.
According to Variety, Courtney will executive produce a new movie detailing the life and death of Cobain, all based on the best selling biography Heavier Than Heaven by Charles Cross.
PETA’s New Jackass
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
The newest no talent reality star face of PETA is the always naked Jackass star Steve-O.
Queen Clay
Monday, October 8th, 2007
On November 11, a tribute to the legendary rock band QUEEN will be released. The album, entitled “Rock n’ Royalty: A Very Special Tribute To Queen” would be a great oppertunity to bring some of rocks biggest bands/singers in to pay tribute to the band. Queen’s back catalog of music paired with some of music’s best [...]
Parasite Hilton
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
I admit it - I go to Perez Hilton every single day. I am currently seeing psychotherapy for the embarrassing condition.
Lately, though, the celebrity blogger with seven million readers a day has taken his act to new levels of self-absorbtion and depravity.
Van Halen Is Ready To Bore You
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007
That picture above of David Lee Roth in full concert mode is exactly what you won’t see on the Van Halen tour, which is set to begin its fall plundering of millions of pocketbooks.
A one minute video has leaked online from their final warm up concert prior to starting the tour proper. Check out [...]
Led Poisoning
Saturday, September 15th, 2007Seventies rock powerhouse Led Zeppelin ranks among the greatest acts in the history of music. Their blend of blues, rock, and world music catapulted them to the front stage, influencing countless acts and inspiring many artists in a variety of disciplines.
Now they have decided to reunite for one show only.
Again.
The band, which dissolved in 1980 [...]
Crocker Of Shit
Saturday, September 15th, 2007Tired of seeing this fame-baiting douche-tard yet?
Video blogger Chris Crocker’s astounding four day rise to worldwide phenomenon received a little boost from Jimmy Kimmel. On Jimmy Kimmel Live, the ever-so-slightly flamboyant YouTube “artist” granted an interview with the cross-eyed Kimmel.
Check it out:
Warner Brothers Re-making “Transformers”
Friday, September 7th, 2007
Can you believe this? This is really going to piss Paramount off. Warner Brothers is re-making the 2007 classic film “Transformers.” Crazy…
Kingsley Gu-ruins Career
Wednesday, September 5th, 2007“Sir” Ben Kingsley, who at one time rocketed to international acclaim based solely on his acting skills, has decided to offer up his tender anus to the giant cock of corporate Hollywood. Again.
The star of recent classics like Bloodrayne and Thunderbirds has decided to finally finish off any value his Oscar for Gandhi may still [...]
A Chink In The Mummy’s Armor
Wednesday, September 5th, 2007
Rob Cohen returns to direct “The Mummy : Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.” Check out some of the idiotic brilliant plans he has to carry on the horrible ideas magic of this despised beloved franchise…
King of the Hill
Thursday, August 23rd, 2007Sorry folks for my absence lately. It’s been a little tough to find time, planning a wedding and all. It will all be worth it I’m sure.
In getting together with some friends (including our very own Ray) the other night to plan the bachelor party and have a couple of drinks we got to talking, like [...]
Gettin’ Screwed
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007
Eddie and Alex Van Halen are dicks. This is a commonly reported fact. I think they may be crossing the line now.
Greatest Pop Stars Of All Time: Elton John
Sunday, August 19th, 2007
Elton John has always been one of the biggest freaks in music. His bizarre acts at times have over shadowed the fact that he is one of the greatest musicians of all time.
Lucas Land
Friday, August 17th, 2007
Disney’s MGM Theme Park at Disney World is about to become Disney’s Hollywood Studio. The park will also be broken up into different lands, one of which to be George Lucas Land.
Van Halen Will Suck You Dry
Friday, August 17th, 2007
The Van Halen Tour has been announced and so have the ticket prices. These guys are a bunch of dirty whores who are looking for one final pay day. If you are stupid enough to head out to see this fiasco, get ready to sell your house, your kids, yous blood and even your ass.
When [...]
One Too Many Dicks
Thursday, August 16th, 2007
What happened to Jenna Jameson? This is what she used to look like. Something has gone terribly wrong. This is what she looks like now.
Death Of Rap, Part 243
Wednesday, August 15th, 2007
Cinematical reports that Ice Cube, who once had a promising career as a man with integrity, is set to star in an adaption of a comic book.
Smell that? It’s the last of Ice Cube’s fans burning their NWA albums.
Cube’s most recent offering of his tender anus to The Man caused me to reflect on [...]