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Why The Fuck Am I Poor And He’s Not?
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007
I am really getting fucking tired of being poor, with people like Tay Zonday making money. I admit, I thought Chocolate Rain was silly and funny. Hell, I walked around singing it all the time. It was a joke though. Nobody, NOBODY actually thought it was good.
The kid is a cute, lovable virgin with a deep voice. [...]
Getting Through A Pickle
Thursday, November 8th, 2007
Last night’s CMA award show was full of good performances. One of the standout performances was by former American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler. She performed her single, I Wonder, which is a song she co-wrote about her estranged relationship with her mother.
Letters From the Hole - Episode 6: Return of the Juice
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007I’m out mutha fuckas. $125,000? Fuck dat. I’m the Juice mutha fuckas. I’ll pay $12,000 and you’ll let me out or I’ll kill some white bitches in this mutha fucka.
How the fuck do you steal your own shit? If its mine I didn’t steal it right? Fuck this bullshit. The man is out to get the [...]
Wrong Place At The Wrong Time
Monday, September 17th, 2007
O.J. Simpson has had some terrible luck. He is a great actor, yet his acting career was short. He did a great job in Naked Gun, but he was overshadowed by Leslie Nielsen. This was the first time he ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time. If he had only been [...]
A Shot Of Tequila
Monday, September 10th, 2007
Myspace whore Tila Tequila will be the star of the next MTV reality show. Just like Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels, she is looking for love.
The Biggest Pile Of Crap Ever Put On T.V.
Saturday, September 1st, 2007
MTV has been responsible for some of the worst shows ever, but now they have officially created the worst show ever.
Cry, Cry, Cry You Emo Fag Bitches
Wednesday, August 29th, 2007
I have made in no secret on the site that I FUCKING HATE fag/poser rock Emo/Goth music. Bands like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy are the worst and most popular examples of this shitty music. They are the new form of music rebellion. All the dumb little fag posers that are trying to be [...]
Dear Owen Wilson
Sunday, August 26th, 2007
Dear Owen Wilson,
I was pretty upset when I read Perez Hilton tonight and there, in among the countless stories about Andy sucking Dick and Britney Spears “news,” was a sad article about how you tried to commit suicide tonight.
You may have felt like you had some damn great reasons to try and take your own [...]
King of the Hill
Thursday, August 23rd, 2007Sorry folks for my absence lately. It’s been a little tough to find time, planning a wedding and all. It will all be worth it I’m sure.
In getting together with some friends (including our very own Ray) the other night to plan the bachelor party and have a couple of drinks we got to talking, like [...]
Old Dogs, Same Shit
Tuesday, August 14th, 2007
If you were a fan of “Wild Hogs”, “Guess Who”, Three Man And A Baby” or the shit stains in your underwear (who are you kidding, you know you have them). You’ll love the next Disney movie in the works.
Dear Hollywood
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007Dear Hollywood,
Variety has posted this article about how a strike looms over Los Angeles because nobody seems to be able to get along. The writers want to strike the studios this year, and the actors and directors want to strike the studios next year, and the studios are stepping up production in order to overcome both.
And [...]
Letters From the Hole Episode IV: A New Hope
Saturday, July 28th, 2007Paris,
I can’t believe it. 4 days. You got like 23. It must mean that I’m prettier than you, with my sunken in face, and flat chest, and ratty oily looking hair. Either that or suck even better dick. I still don’t know how I’m going to do this.
They told me that I can never drive with [...]
Dear Dakota Fanning
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007Dear Dakota Fanning,
If only you were born a male; then you might have had some real role models. Sure, Jake Gyllenhaal dated Kirsten Dunst, but he seems like a pretty decent guy.
Instead, you’re a girl … a girl rapidly approaching that magical time when you grow an unsightly bush around your magic hole, start laying [...]