Lovely news today … the budget deficit this coming year will reach 1 trillion dollars.
In short, we’re fucked.
The only hope for mankind is a Roland Emmerich-style disaster that will put us out of our misery quickly and painlessly. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like it’s coming anytime soon:
I really can’t wait for this Presidential election to be over. Everywhere you look it’s one negative ad after another, one ridiculous lie after another and an overly annoying desperation out of the McCain camp. This however isn’t even what I’m most tired of.
What pisses me off the most about this election are the countless ignorant, racist, assholes who are supporting McCain. Before I piss every McCain supporter off, I’m not saying all of you are ignorant, racist assholes. Just most of you. When I see people on TV saying they support McCain or when I talk to people I know their main reason for supporting him are because of his morals and patriotism. Then they usually follow that up with “I can’t vote for no nigger”, “He’s a Muslim” or “He don’t even salute the flag”.
These are comments from people who are going to vote for somebody based on morals. Where are their morals? What about lying? Is that a good moral standard? McCain has accused Obama of everything except raping and impregnating Palin’s daughter. I guess lying is OK as long as you’re pro-life. McCain has also spent half of his campaign calling Obama names. The only thing he hasn’t called him is a spear chucking nigger and Black Hitler.
He spent this past week calling Obama a Socialist. When asked by Larry King last night, ” You don’t believe Barack Obama is a socialist do you?”
MCCAIN: “No, but i do believe that he has been in the far left of American politics and stated time after time that he believes in spreading the wealth around. He has talked about courts that redistribute the wealth. He has a record of voting against tax cuts. And for tax increases.”
This though, is apparently OK with the great moral coalition that backs McCain.
McCain’s high moral supporters have also been running around bullying everyone they can. Numerous Obama signs have been stolen from yards. It has happened in my white middle class neighborhood on many occasions. They have also been very aggressive and verbally attacking Obama supporters at campaign rallies.
This week as a McCain rally in Florida ended, two Cuban-American Obama supporters were surrounded by an angry mob of McCain supporters. The mob started screaming ‘Terrorist!’ ‘Communist!’ ‘Socialist!’” at the men and one man even threatened to kill one of the men. Another threatened to beat the men up. This is ridiculous and thoroughly disgusting. This is 2008 and the racism and hatred being displayed is unbelievable.
These people claim to be setting the moral standard in this country and they won’t vote for a man simply based on the color of his skin. What do they think he will be playing basketball in the White House or maybe him and a bunch or Aborigines with rings around their neck will be cookin’ up some chitterlings in the front yard while smoking a blunt. This country is Fucked if McCain becomes President. Not because of McCain, but because of these assholes who will continue to tear this country apart with their racist views. I mean their high standards and morals.
Our favorite harelipped performer, Joaquin Phoenix, has apparently decided to retire. At a benefit for the Association of Hole In The Wall camps (a Paul Newman-inspired charity for sick children … terrible name for that organization, by the way), Phoenix mumbled to a flabbergasted E! reporter that he was retiring from movies. When the reporter (justifiably) laughs incredulously at the announcement, Phoenix gets pissed off and walks away.
Some people can be so fucking self-righteous. Who has the tighter asshole … Joaquin Phoenix or Cameron from FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF????? Man, I bet it’s hard being Joaquin’s friend in real life. Look at him wrong over drinks at a bar, and there’s going to be a crying session in the parking lot or a fist fight.
Note to Joaquin: Lighten up, dude. You’re a little too old and a little too overrated to have that “tortured artist/genius” primadonna attitude.
I am really getting fucking tired of being poor, with people like Tay Zonday making money. I admit, I thought Chocolate Rain was silly and funny. Hell, I walked around singing it all the time. It was a joke though. Nobody, NOBODY actually thought it was good.
The kid is a cute, lovable virgin with a deep voice. We all thought it was great that he was getting a little attention for the first time on his life and now he might even get laid. Now though, somehow he is a celebrity. He is actually making money and lots of it, just from singing that stupid fucking song. He sings it in many different ways, changes the lyrics, makes new videos and now this.
Last night’s CMA award show was full of good performances. One of the standout performances was by former American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler. She performed her single, I Wonder, which is a song she co-wrote about her estranged relationship with her mother.