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    Another Dumb Ass List

    Monday, May 5th, 2008

                       
    Rob O’Connor of Yahoo recently took the time to put together the 25 Worst Hair Metal bands of all time, for his List Of The Day blog.   The great thing about list is the fact that they almost always seem to spark some sort of debate or discussion.  This list though, comes across as being written by somebody who [...]

    Greatest Moments of the Year - Chris’ Picks

    Monday, December 31st, 2007

    Guess I’ll jump in on this.  In a pretty ho-hum year their were some pretty good moments.  Besides all the Britney-Paris-Lindsay bullshit that has rained down on us like a plauge there have been a few highlights.  I, unlike Ray, do get a kick out of some of these lists but only for fun.  Don’t [...]

    VH1 At It Again

    Friday, December 21st, 2007

    In a new list, for which VH1 is becoming infamous, the one time music video outlet has brought us the top 100 songs of the 90’s.  First of all a list like this could be fun if you were to get it right, unfortunately the masterminds at VH1 always find a way to fuck this shit [...]

    Chris’ Top Five Videos

    Thursday, December 13th, 2007

    When we decided to do this I thought it would be easy to pick five videos.  It wasn’t.  On what criteria is a video the best?  Artistic importance?  Future influence?  Quality of the song itself?  I think all of these are important among other things.  So I tried to take everything into account and I [...]

    Person Of The Year

    Friday, November 23rd, 2007

                     
    Time Magazine is getting ready to announce their Person Of The Year.  They are allowing people to vote for the winner on their website (that’s always the best way to pick a winner, fuck actual accomplishments).  It looks like the award this year will be going to go to an outstanding person, one who has [...]

    Better Off Dead?

    Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

    I am alive.  Well mostly, part of me dies every day that I have to go into work and lube up my asshole so The Man can have another go at me.  I usually come home stinking of sweaty balls and ticked off because some old rich bitch made me wipe her shoes off after she stepped [...]

    Who’s Missing From The Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame?

    Monday, October 1st, 2007

                                
    With the most recent Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees being announced.  I realized that a lot of great artist have been getting the snub.  So, I ask you who deserves to go in?  Here are some of my choices.

    Five Best Comedic Performances

    Sunday, August 5th, 2007

    Nothing is better than a terrific comedy.
    Unfortunately, truly great comedy is harder than passing a yard of barbed wire through a hemorrhoidal asshole, and trying to be funny is even more painful.  The last hundred years of movies are littered with great examples of spectacular failures.
    But when it’s right, it’s GREAT!
    So, without further ado, I present [...]