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The Origins Of Spock
Have you ever wondered where the idea for the Mr. Spock character came from? Was he a freak, or maybe an outcast, or maybe a half-breed, or maybe he was just a brilliant Jew? It turns out that he may have been all of the above, but most importantly an alien Jew.
Never Trust The Mullet
The season finale of the T.V. show Survivor aired this past Sunday. The winner was gay flight attendant Todd Herzog. He, however, isn’t the most talked about person from this season’s cast. Mullet-Head, white trash, hoosier, lunch lady extraordinaire Denise Martin has stolen the spotlight.
Peter Brady Thinks Lesbians Are Gross
What is wrong with Peter Brady? Peter, whose real name is Christoper Knight, seems to be a little confused. First, until a few years ago, he couldn’t get a job. Well, he did get to do the occasional Very Brady Christmas Special. That was it, though. Then in 2005, VH1 came calling. They wanted him to be on the Surreal Life and he didn’t have anything else to do, so he accepted.
Save The Internet, From These Retards.
The other night as I stumbled around Youtube, I came across something that made me hate the Internet. Youtube can be a great site, but more often than not it makes me scratch my head and say what the fuck was that?
Person Of The Year
Time Magazine is getting ready to announce their Person Of The Year. They are allowing people to vote for the winner on their website (that’s always the best way to pick a winner, fuck actual accomplishments). It looks like the award this year will be going to go to an outstanding person, one who has change the world for the better. A person that has done many many great things. Currently leading the voting by more than 14,000 votes is…….
What Ever Happened To Bailey Quarters?
Anybody who was ever a fan of WKRP In Cincinnati, remembers Bailey Quarters. She was the smart and shy billing manager that soon gained confidence and became, a disc jockey. As the show went on she became sexier, but could never quite compete with Jennifer (Loni Anderson). Bailey was played by Jan Smithers. Smithers didn’t act much after WKRP, except for some small roles on T.V. So, after all these years where has she been?
Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer: Caught On Tape
For years, people have questioned whether Santa Claus was real. You can argue all you want, but I know one thing. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is real. Don’t beleive me? He’s been caught on tape.
Huck Upchuck
Republican Presidential nominee Mike Huckabee looks like a child molestor. He covers over his slimy policy ideas with an air of righteous superiority that reminds me of a randomly-selected Baptist minister.
I don’t like the guy. But I do like his new ad, which features Chuck Norris. Yeah, that’s right. Chuck Fucking Norris.
Did He Really Want To Hurt Him
Boy George is a fucking freak. I’m not sure that anybody who has ever seen him would argue that. From his very early years as lead singer of The Culture Club, where he paraded around in a dress, jewelry and more make up than Tammy Faye Baker, it was obvious that something may be wrong with him.
Distorting The Facts
CNN has become less of a news channel and more like a gossip channel. They used to be a credible news source, now much like FOX News, their reporters have basically become glorified gossip columnists.
This past week, CNN aired Death Grip: Inside Pro Wrestling a special on professional wrestling. The one-hour “investigative report” was on the Chris Benoit murder/suicide and the use of steroids in the business. During the show, they aired various interviews with a number of wrestlers. One interview clip in particular has raised some question to the integrity of the channel.
Getting Through A Pickle
Last night’s CMA award show was full of good performances. One of the standout performances was by former American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler. She performed her single, I Wonder, which is a song she co-wrote about her estranged relationship with her mother.
You Don’t Pee From Your Clit
Last Monday, On The Tyra Banks Show, Tyra devoted the whole show to vagina’s. Tyra feels that woman have alot of questions about their cooch, but most are to afraid and embarrassed to ask anyone. She would like for woman to be able to openly discuss their vagina’s, without feeling embarrassed.
Lord Of The Three Ring Binder
If you thought Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings and its related movies were the stuff of nerd heaven, then what do you make of it when it’s translated into origami?
That’s right … the figures in the above photograph are made of a single piece of paper!
Check out some of the fine detail:
Lo-Life
Michael Lohan, the estranged father of one-time actress/drug addict Lindsay Lohan, doesn’t resemble a human being as much as he does a parasitic fungal infection.
His slobbering, narcissistic desire for attention has cost him his family, his freedom, and now his self-respect. That’s right … add one more reality television hopeful to the parade of scummy, Z-grade losers who want to cash in 13 minute’s worth of their Warholian “fame.”
Homosexual Without A Cause
A new story has come out about the sexuality of one of Hollywood sexiest stars. In a recent interview, former Hollywood actress Noreen Nash sheds some light on James Dean’s homosexuality.
Weekend Whack Off
Besides preparing for the upcoming Hollywood Writer’s strike, nothing much is going on with media, so… we present something to take your mind off your troubles.
Well, maybe not so much this time. Instead, this innocent little flick might cause you to lose control of your bowels - if you’re lucky. For me, it caused a profound disgust of the human race.
This is not for the faint of heart. This is your only warning.
Hello, Is It Me You’re Looking For?
Remember the great Lionel Richie video for the song Hello? You know, the one were the Lionel stalks a young blind woman, then she makes an exact sculpture of him even thought she has never seen or touched his face. Did you ever wonder if you could create such a great sculpture of Lionel Richie if you were blind? You not the only one.
Tuck And Roll
I love to report on famous people doing really stupid things, especially when they make me laugh. This story about Axl Rose is a great example. It’s pointless, but I find it really funny.
Guns’ N Roses crazy-ass, fat, obnoxious, asshole front-man Axl Rose has always been a sensitive, whiny, little bitch and Slash learned this first hand, years ago.
Better Off Dead?
I am alive. Well mostly, part of me dies every day that I have to go into work and lube up my asshole so The Man can have another go at me. I usually come home stinking of sweaty balls and ticked off because some old rich bitch made me wipe her shoes off after she stepped on my dignity. All the same I am still alive and I earn my measly paycheck. Now imagine rotting in the ground and making a million times more for doing nothing more than taking up perfectly good space that could be better served as a park or a grocery store.
Today Forbes put out their richest dead celebrity list, and number 1 is a no brainer. Here are the top 10 and what they made in the last year. Read more
The Encyclopedia Of Sellouts
Have you ever wondered why Metallica suck? Or maybe, why they sold out after years of preaching their rebellious, I don’t give a shit attitude? Well, those answers and more are only a few days away.
