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Monday, June 23rd, 2008
True originality and greatness are fading quickly in the music world. As each year goes by, we lose more of musics great pioneers. This year we have already lost Bo Diddley, Eddy Arnold, and Buddy Miles and most of the ones left are to old to continue to record new music or even play live shows. Just [...]
Hunkered In The Barack
Friday, May 9th, 2008As we all know, Hillary Rodham Clinton has lost the best chance to secure the Democratic nomination. In response, all of visible and invisible creation sighs in relief.
Clinton had several monumental hurdles in front of her. First, she’s an unfuckable woman. Secondly, she is the physical embodiment of evil. In other words, she is the [...]
Now That’s A Wild Ass
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
If you think that ass is wild, check out the newest wild ass to enter the world.
Holy Shit!!!! The House Is Shaking
Friday, April 18th, 2008
This morning as a laid peacefully in my bed, sound asleep, I was suddenly awoken to find that my house was shaking. First I though, my wife must have jumped out of bed and ran though the house. Then I realized she was still in bad and the house was moving, I didn’t know what [...]
The Midgets Will Get You
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008
Two of my favorite things are midgets and reading the police blotter and nothing is better than having a midget in the police blotter. Check out this police blotter and scroll down to the first blotter under Rockaway. People in New Jersey are even more fucked up than I thought. I just hope it [...]
Full SPEED Ahead!!
Thursday, March 13th, 2008After the Wachowski Siblings released the first trailers for their upcoming live action version of the seventies cartoon classic SPEED RACER, many movie fanboys spent far too many hours bashing the kaleidescopic visuals. Nevermind that most of these fanboys were yet to make an appearance as anything other than watery ejaculate when the cartoon was [...]
Super Tuesday?
Wednesday, February 6th, 2008The results from the massive Super Tuesday voting came trickling in overnight and into this morning. It appears that Hillary Clinton and her merry band of major defense contractors beat out Barack Obama on the Democratic side, and John McCain and his merry band of defense contractors beat out everyone else on the Republican side.
Doesn’t that [...]
Stars Mocking Tom Cruise
Saturday, January 26th, 2008Jerry O’Connell and Will Wheaton are my new hero’s. They have taken Tom Cruise’s crazy Scientology video and made fun of it.
Renegade Television
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008One of the most perfect things ever broadcast over the waves of television was the first season of Wonder Showzen by the art/media collective known as PFFR. It didn’t last long thanks to the non-stop references to abortion, Hitler, and puppet sex.
The creators of Wonder Showzen have returned after a hiatus - presumably on the [...]
Hear ‘N Theremin
Friday, January 11th, 2008Certain sounds remind us of particular movies or time periods. We only need to hear the first explosive blast of horns to recognize the Star Wars fanfare, and the tinny sound of Moog synthesizers whisk us back to the buddy comedies of the mid-eighties.
Few instruments represent their time period better than the theremin, a mystical [...]
Life As A Tree
Thursday, January 10th, 2008Do you think you could live a normal life if you were half human, half tree?
The Hall Gets Goosed
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008After being denied 8 times, Rich “Goose” Gossage is finally in the MLB Hall Of Fame.
Weekend Whack Off
Sunday, January 6th, 2008Since the weekends are slow on media news and shenanigans, it’s sometimes helpful to look around and see that the rest of the world is just as screwed up as those in Hollywood.
The Ultimate Terror
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007Today marks the 34th anniversary of possibly the greatest horror movie of all time, The Exorcist. The movie opened in theaters in 1973, on the day after Christmas and the theatrical movie experience shocked and terrified the world.
The origainal trailer was one of the most effective movie trailers ever. It gave you just enough that you [...]
Happy Holiday
Tuesday, December 25th, 2007We hope everyone is having a safe and happy holiday today! Regardless of religious belief, this is still a wonderful and rare opportunity to connect with family and friends … so make the most of it if you can.
A perennial favorite at this time of the year is the brilliant A Christmas Story. So thoroughly [...]
If Ron Paul Can’t Get Air Time, His Supporters Will
Saturday, December 22nd, 2007If Fox, CNN and MSNBC won’t give Ron Paul air time. his supporters will take it from other candidates. This past week, Rudy “911″ Guiliani visited St. Louis. The local Fox affiliate send a reporter out to the site of his speech, presumably to get fan reaction. What they got, was something else.
Will Horton Hear, Cha-Ching?
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
Next March, Horton Hears A Who will make it’s way into a new generation of children’s hearts. Horton has always been one of Dr. Seuss’s most well known and beloved books. Horton is a heartfelt story of a big dumb elephant that thinks life exist on a speck of dust, only knowbody believes him. Horton is a perfect [...]
Dark Knight To The Imax
Sunday, December 16th, 2007Here is a crappy version of that extended IMAX preview of The Dark Knight. This and the preview I saw with I Am Legend give me the impression that this will be a visual feast, but one filled with lame, self-serving dialogue and obvious plotting - basically the same problems and joys I had with [...]
The Lost Whisper
Friday, December 14th, 2007Sofia Coppola’s Lost In Translation was a thoughtful but mostly inert meditation on romance and aging, which makes it head and shoulders above anything her father has done in 25 years. However, the film held sway over audiences thanks to Bill Murray’s complex performance, and a romantic little whisper at the very end of the film. [...]
Eric’s Top 5 Music Videos Of All Time
Friday, December 14th, 2007There have been alot of great music videos over the years, well not recently, so trying to pick my top five is very hard. Some have had a huge impact on music Smells Like Teen Spirit or Welcome To The Jungle, but neither are great videos. Others like Losing My Religion and Jeremy made an [...]
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