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Wednesday, May 21st, 2008In 1994, The Eagles reunited. They did this despite the fact that they still hated each other. The group decided that enough money could make a reunion tour worth having to be around each other. They openly reunited just for the money and made a ton of it on the Hell Freezes Over Tour.
Since The [...]
The Red Banded Happening
Friday, May 16th, 2008The titanic ego of M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN has cursed his every move in recent years. The blossoming promise shown in his earliest films has disintegrated before the bewildered eyes of moviegoers everywhere. The trust is broken, replaced by a palpable resentment. It’s like admiring a charismatic uncle as a young person, only to go behind [...]
Wacko + His Kids = Distraction
Monday, April 28th, 2008
Michael Jackson has banned his adopted white kids children from the recording studio while he works on his comeback album. Interestingly enough, the ban is for his kids and never mentions anybody else’s kids. After all, he has to get inspiration somewhere.
The Midgets Will Get You
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008
Two of my favorite things are midgets and reading the police blotter and nothing is better than having a midget in the police blotter. Check out this police blotter and scroll down to the first blotter under Rockaway. People in New Jersey are even more fucked up than I thought. I just hope it [...]
Get LOST, BOYS!!
Thursday, March 13th, 2008Most creatures in this world serve some sort of purpose. Some are truly inspirational (like dolphins, or Ghandi), some are ingenious (like spiders, or Madonna), and some even unite others due to their own pure wickedness (like Hitler, or Rosie O’Donnell). Hell, even the lowly maggot serves a noble purpose in the glorious chain of [...]
It Ain’t Cool
Sunday, February 17th, 2008Everyone knows that Harry Knowles, the so-called “head geek” over at Ain’t It Cool News, is a media conglomerate-sucking whore of epic proportions. Harry would eat out his dead grandmother’s cold, gray asshole if he thought there was a dime just inside her rectum.
But this article decrying the death of HD-DVD is just too much [...]
The Ultimate Idiot
Monday, February 11th, 2008I love it when people who were never really very famous in the past, try as hard as they can to get people to notice them one last time. Former wrestle Ultimate Warrior is the lastest never-was trying to get just 15 more minutes.
Heath Ledger Is Dead
Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008What the fuck is going on in Hollywood? Another top actor has died of an apparent accidental drug overdose. Which is not a surprise after his last interview.
Chris Martin Clocks The Paparazzi
Monday, January 21st, 2008The paparazzi finally messed with the wrong person and they got taken down.
The Word According To Reverend Huckabee
Sunday, January 20th, 2008The more and more that the Reverend Mike Huckabee talks, the more we get to see his real side. He made some interesting remarks recently. Do you think his words have a hidden message or are people over reacting?
Idols And Freaks
Thursday, January 17th, 2008American Idol is back and so are the freaks. It’s only been two episodes and we have already gotten a birdman and stalker to go along with the usual freaks.
Enough Is Enough
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008I have fucking had it with the Britney Spears shit. I can’t understand why her fucked up life is a news story and I really can’t understand how people can still be defending her.
Busting The Closet Door Down
Monday, January 14th, 2008Tomorrow is the day in the U.S. that the unauthorized Tom Cruise biography is being released, and Tom is pissed. In fact he feels like a straight man being pulled out of a closet with leather chaps on and cum dripping from his mouth.
60 Minutes To Long
Sunday, January 13th, 2008Why is Andy Rooney still alive? He’s like a cockroach, he’ll never go away.
Juno, Diablo Means “Devil”
Sunday, January 6th, 2008Diablo Cody is beginning to realize that fame sucks.
The first time screenwriter hit the jackpot with her debut film Juno. Her sassy, pop-culture laden dialogue has garnered much more attention than writers rarely do (see: Writer’s Strike), and she has become something of a fast punk icon.
Which means that Big Media and Hollywood must package her and [...]
Don’t Do Drugs
Sunday, January 6th, 2008The latest Britney Spears freakshow exhibition made me think about all of the celebrities over the years who destroyed themselves in the public eye thanks to their drug and alcohol abuse. Sure, their spiralling demises make for reality programming of the most fascinating kind, but it’s also sad to watch talented people with the world at [...]
Celine Dion Is Fucking Crazy
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008I fucking hate Celine Dion. I think it’s safe to say that I’m not the only one that feels this way. Everything she does pisses me off, and for the life of me I can’t understand why people like her. Can somebody please tell me why she’s so popular?
Premenstrual Bitch Fight
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
What in the world could be better than a bitch fight? Maybe two young bitches on their web cams fighting about music? Even better, how about two thirteen year old angst fill little girl fighting about The Jonas Brothers?
The Power Of Lucas
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008Eleven Seconds after midnight on January 1, 2008, George Lucas’ power in the universe got a little stronger. The impact of Star Wars has never been as disturbing as this.
The Greatest Moments Of 2007 - Eric’s Picks
Sunday, December 30th, 2007With the new year coming to an end, I think now is a good time to look back at the 5 greatest celebrity moments of 2007. This year was no different than those of the past. You can always count on Hollywood to give us the most entertaining, bizarre, what the fuck moments that make [...]
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