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Enough Is Enough
I have fucking had it with the Britney Spears shit. I can’t understand why her fucked up life is a news story and I really can’t understand how people can still be defending her.
Busting The Closet Door Down
Tomorrow is the day in the U.S. that the unauthorized Tom Cruise biography is being released, and Tom is pissed. In fact he feels like a straight man being pulled out of a closet with leather chaps on and cum dripping from his mouth.
60 Minutes To Long
Why is Andy Rooney still alive? He’s like a cockroach, he’ll never go away. Read more
Juno, Diablo Means “Devil”
Diablo Cody is beginning to realize that fame sucks.
The first time screenwriter hit the jackpot with her debut film Juno. Her sassy, pop-culture laden dialogue has garnered much more attention than writers rarely do (see: Writer’s Strike), and she has become something of a fast punk icon.
Which means that Big Media and Hollywood must package her and feed from the corpses of her past.
Don’t Do Drugs
The latest Britney Spears freakshow exhibition made me think about all of the celebrities over the years who destroyed themselves in the public eye thanks to their drug and alcohol abuse. Sure, their spiralling demises make for reality programming of the most fascinating kind, but it’s also sad to watch talented people with the world at their disposal completely fall apart.
Celine Dion Is Fucking Crazy
I fucking hate Celine Dion. I think it’s safe to say that I’m not the only one that feels this way. Everything she does pisses me off, and for the life of me I can’t understand why people like her. Can somebody please tell me why she’s so popular?
Premenstrual Bitch Fight
What in the world could be better than a bitch fight? Maybe two young bitches on their web cams fighting about music? Even better, how about two thirteen year old angst fill little girl fighting about The Jonas Brothers?
The Power Of Lucas
Eleven Seconds after midnight on January 1, 2008, George Lucas’ power in the universe got a little stronger. The impact of Star Wars has never been as disturbing as this.
The Greatest Moments Of 2007 - Eric’s Picks
With the new year coming to an end, I think now is a good time to look back at the 5 greatest celebrity moments of 2007. This year was no different than those of the past. You can always count on Hollywood to give us the most entertaining, bizarre, what the fuck moments that make us scratch are head after we laugh at them uncontrollably.
There were plenty of great things that happened throughout the year. We saw Screech almost get his ass kicked on VH1. Britney Spears provided us with stupid moment after stupid moment. Plus, Marie Osmond took a nose dive on live TV, Paula Abdul tried to show us that she’s almost as stupid as Anna Nichole Smith with her new reality show and who could forget Sanjaya. These stories were great but, not good enough for the top five. What could be better?
The Origins Of Spock
Have you ever wondered where the idea for the Mr. Spock character came from? Was he a freak, or maybe an outcast, or maybe a half-breed, or maybe he was just a brilliant Jew? It turns out that he may have been all of the above, but most importantly an alien Jew.
Never Trust The Mullet
The season finale of the T.V. show Survivor aired this past Sunday. The winner was gay flight attendant Todd Herzog. He, however, isn’t the most talked about person from this season’s cast. Mullet-Head, white trash, hoosier, lunch lady extraordinaire Denise Martin has stolen the spotlight.
Peter Brady Thinks Lesbians Are Gross
What is wrong with Peter Brady? Peter, whose real name is Christoper Knight, seems to be a little confused. First, until a few years ago, he couldn’t get a job. Well, he did get to do the occasional Very Brady Christmas Special. That was it, though. Then in 2005, VH1 came calling. They wanted him to be on the Surreal Life and he didn’t have anything else to do, so he accepted.
Where The Hell Is Maury?
What the hell is happening is going on? Daytime T.V. was the perfect time to sit back and laugh at all the white trash rednecks and ghetto trash of the world. There are approximately 85 different judge shows on every day. You have a judge for everything you can think of. There are judges shows for divorces, problem children, small claims, fighting rednecks, wigger whores, and scamming old guys.
These shows can be entertaining and at times very funny, but what the hell happened to The Maury Povich Show? Here in St. Louis, it’s not on anymore. During those boring weekdays of skipping work or shcool, where was no better show to watch. It was much more sincere than the judge shows, more insightful than the news and certainly more believable than Jerry Springer.
Why The Fuck Am I Poor And He’s Not?
I am really getting fucking tired of being poor, with people like Tay Zonday making money. I admit, I thought Chocolate Rain was silly and funny. Hell, I walked around singing it all the time. It was a joke though. Nobody, NOBODY actually thought it was good.
The kid is a cute, lovable virgin with a deep voice. We all thought it was great that he was getting a little attention for the first time on his life and now he might even get laid. Now though, somehow he is a celebrity. He is actually making money and lots of it, just from singing that stupid fucking song. He sings it in many different ways, changes the lyrics, makes new videos and now this.
Save The Internet, From These Retards.
The other night as I stumbled around Youtube, I came across something that made me hate the Internet. Youtube can be a great site, but more often than not it makes me scratch my head and say what the fuck was that?
Lines Destroy An Empire
KC and I had a little drunken fun compiling a list of the Top Ten Lines That Doomed The Star Wars Prequels. So many things conspired to destroy the infinite possibilities of the prequels, but George Lucas’ dialogue remains the common denominator among the horrid prequels.
Try to master your own destiny with this compilation of hideous dialogue.
What Ever Happened To Bailey Quarters?
Anybody who was ever a fan of WKRP In Cincinnati, remembers Bailey Quarters. She was the smart and shy billing manager that soon gained confidence and became, a disc jockey. As the show went on she became sexier, but could never quite compete with Jennifer (Loni Anderson). Bailey was played by Jan Smithers. Smithers didn’t act much after WKRP, except for some small roles on T.V. So, after all these years where has she been?
Jonas And The Whale Of Boy Music
The American Music Awards delivered yet another awards show highlighting the reasons why American music sucks. Anyone searching for the reason why people steal music off the internet - thereby destroying the record companies - need only to watch the AMA’s for one gruelling minute to discover the answer.
Fergie performed Fergalicious. Avril Lavigne performed Hot. Maroon 5played another boring midtempo snoozefest. Rihanna performed Umbrella with a string section.
Ugh.
But the worst musical offense committed by the AMA’s came when they opened their stage to feature the latest manufactured boy band taint-slime.
Did He Really Want To Hurt Him
Boy George is a fucking freak. I’m not sure that anybody who has ever seen him would argue that. From his very early years as lead singer of The Culture Club, where he paraded around in a dress, jewelry and more make up than Tammy Faye Baker, it was obvious that something may be wrong with him.
Distorting The Facts
CNN has become less of a news channel and more like a gossip channel. They used to be a credible news source, now much like FOX News, their reporters have basically become glorified gossip columnists.
This past week, CNN aired Death Grip: Inside Pro Wrestling a special on professional wrestling. The one-hour “investigative report” was on the Chris Benoit murder/suicide and the use of steroids in the business. During the show, they aired various interviews with a number of wrestlers. One interview clip in particular has raised some question to the integrity of the channel.
