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Busting The Closet Door Down
Monday, January 14th, 2008Tomorrow is the day in the U.S. that the unauthorized Tom Cruise biography is being released, and Tom is pissed. In fact he feels like a straight man being pulled out of a closet with leather chaps on and cum dripping from his mouth.
Baby Hollywood
Saturday, January 12th, 2008Hollywood stars spent most of today shitting out critters, as a host of famous and not-so-famous gave birth to the future generation of coke addicts and whores.
Check out the new babies!
Yes!!!!! There Is A God
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
Jessica Simpson has been in one bad movie after another, but still she want to be concidered a serious actress. So she has decide to do something to make us all take her seriously.
Bonna Rumors
Saturday, December 1st, 2007Rumors of acts for next year’s Bonnaroo Festival have officially started and I’m not sure the hippies are going to like it. Bonnaroo is considered the largest hippy festival in the world and it takes place every year in Manchester, Tennessee in the month of June.
What Ever Happened To Bailey Quarters?
Monday, November 19th, 2007
Anybody who was ever a fan of WKRP In Cincinnati, remembers Bailey Quarters. She was the smart and shy billing manager that soon gained confidence and became, a disc jockey. As the show went on she became sexier, but could never quite compete with Jennifer (Loni Anderson). Bailey was played by Jan Smithers. Smithers didn’t [...]
Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer: Caught On Tape
Monday, November 19th, 2007
For years, people have questioned whether Santa Claus was real. You can argue all you want, but I know one thing. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is real. Don’t beleive me? He’s been caught on tape.
Homosexual Without A Cause
Monday, November 5th, 2007
A new story has come out about the sexuality of one of Hollywood sexiest stars. In a recent interview, former Hollywood actress Noreen Nash sheds some light on James Dean’s homosexuality.
Drinking Jin
Friday, October 26th, 2007
It looks like Lost maybe killing off yet another favorite. Daniel Dae Kim, who plays the Korean tough guy Jin-Soo Kwon was arrested yesterday on suspicion of drunken driving.
Why Does This Wand Smell Like Ass?
Friday, October 19th, 2007In the world of Harry Potter much is sacred, but apparently not the sexuality of one of the series most beloved characters. According to author J.K. Rowling Hogwarts Headmaster Albus Dumbledore was a huge fudge packer.
I am currently reading the series and am only about half way through the fourth book so I may sound a bit naive [...]
Oops!!!…. It’s Over Already
Friday, October 5th, 2007
Britney Spears’ name just can’t stay out of the news. She is like a magnet for doing really stupid shit and usually in front of a bunch of people. He newest bit of stupidity came in front of only one person so far.
Parasite Hilton
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
I admit it - I go to Perez Hilton every single day. I am currently seeing psychotherapy for the embarrassing condition.
Lately, though, the celebrity blogger with seven million readers a day has taken his act to new levels of self-absorbtion and depravity.
Oops, Busted Again
Thursday, September 27th, 2007
Less than one week after Britney Spears was ordered by a judge to stop drinking, that picture was taken.
Will Potter Be Shaken, Not Stirred?
Sunday, September 16th, 2007
Daniel Radcliffe has turned into a respectable young actor. While he may not have the most raw talent among the performers of his generation, he certainly shows a willingness to stretch himself and learn the craft. That’s more than I can say for Rupert Grint, for instance.
With the Potter series closing in on its [...]
Cage Is A Magnum-Sized Asshole
Tuesday, September 4th, 2007
I’ll keep this short and not-so-sweet.
Cinematical and IGN report that Nicholas Cage is set to play the famous Tom Selleck role in the upcoming Magnum P.I. movie.
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
We don’t need a movie made from this ridiculous eighties television show, and we certainly do not [...]