Corey Haim: A Really Lost Boy
Filed under: Editorial, Freaks, Good Grief, Lost, Media Report, Media Weirdness, Movies, Public Humiliation, RIP, Rumor Control, WOW, Who Gives a Shit
I doubt if anyone who saw Corey Haim on the disastrous-but-addictive reality show The Two Coreys is surprised to learn this morning that the former Lucas was found dead of a drug overdose. He spent much of two seasons on the show slurring, throwing tantrums, and crying uncontrollably. The guy was obviously on the edge from something. Now we can confirm it was drugs.
And what a waste. Haim was absolutely adorable in the role of Lucas, a nerd who falls in love with a girl out of his league. Haim had the looks and talent to completely dominate films for years. Unfortunately, Haim found drugs at an early age. Haim was even doing drugs during the shoot for The Lost Boys, his biggest role, and he was what … sixteen years old? Drugs completely evaporated that talent, and left the kid a conceited, hollowed shell that Hollywood quickly discarded. Here he is at this time, denying the drugs that he was obviously on while making this horrible promotional video:
He mostly disappeared for several years before turning up on E! in 2001 completely wasted:
He still had the looks at this point, but his brain was pickled and useless. But as time went on, he physically began to deteriorate. He apparently spent several years slinking around in the underbelly of Hollywood, scoring drugs instead of acting roles.
Then he turned up on that damned Two Coreys show, which was compulsively watchable. Haim’s decline was the primary reason for this, much like craning your neck to see a car wreck. I admired Corey Feldman for standing beside Haim until it was no longer possible; I would’ve told the guy off a long time ago. Ultimately, though, Haim’s drug use and radical mood shifts became too much for the married and stable Feldman, and I don’t blame him one bit for leaving Haim. I can only imagine what Feldman is feeling today. Hopefully he doesn’t use this as a publicity stunt much like his Michael Jackson bullshit from last year.
Anyway, Corey Haim is dead, and nobody’s surprised. But for the generation that saw this cute little kid with the big eyes and bright smile, there is a twinge of sadness that Hollywood killed another child actor. Taylor Lautner, you’re next!!
Hunting Bigfoot
Filed under: Freaks, Hmmmmm, Media Report, Media Weirdness, Rumor Control, WOW
Hunters Tim Kedrowski and his sons, Peter and Casey, think they may have captured a picture of Bigfoot. The Rice, Minnesota men consider themselves skeptics, but have a hard time explaining what their game trail camera caught on Oct,24.
The men checked with neighbors and any other hunters who might have been walking through the dense woods at 7:20 p.m. on that rainy night. Tim considered ideas from a bear to a bow hunter in a fuzzy suit. But the arm and hand couldn’t be a bear’s, or its upright gait. And there is no evidence in the photo of a bow or flashlight a hunter might be using to track a wounded deer. So, could these men have actually captured evidence that Bigfoot really exists.
Elyse Keaton, What Ya Eatin’?
Filed under: Good Grief, Media Report, Rumor Control, Television
It appears that Meridith Baxter, the actress who played Elyse Keaton on the long-running sitcom Family Ties, is a lesbian. Both National Enquirer and Perez Hilton are reporting that the former Mrs. Birney went on a lesbian cruise with a female friend and noted Hollywood lesbian Kelly McGillis.
I wonder what the conservative Alex would say about Mommy’s carpet-munching? He’d probably have plenty to say, actually, but nobody could understand it due to the shakes.
Is COLLAPSE The Scariest Movie Of The Year?
Filed under: Corporate Evil, Media Report, Movies, Rumor Control, WOW
The man pictured at left is Mike Ruppert. While he might not seem scarier than Freddie Krueger, Jason Vorhees, or Condoleeza Rice, I assure you that the words coming from his mouth just might give you more reason to panic than a thousand continuous viewings of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY.
He is the unlikely star of an unlikely documentary/soliloquy called COLLAPSE. In it, Ruppert outlines his latest prophecy of economic and social doom.
The most terrifying aspect of his prophecy might be the fact that the guy has correctly called every major economic disaster of the last thirty years.
The new trailer will give freedom-loving sheeple the willies:
The Westies
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Editorial, Freaks, Funny, Good Grief, Huh?, Kevin Smith Whorishness, Music, Public Humiliation, Rumor Control, The Z List, WOW, Who Gives a Shit, Worst of the Worst
Since racist white America has robbed Kanye West at every single music award show for the past five years. Kanye has decided to start his own award show, the Westies. West will nominate and vote for the winner of each category himself to make sure the show is fair. He has already begun announcing the categories and nominees. Here they are.
Busting The Closet Door Down
Filed under: Corporate Evil, Editorial, Freaks, Karmic Justice, Media Report, Media Weirdness, Public Humiliation, Rumor Control
Tomorrow is the day in the U.S. that the unauthorized Tom Cruise biography is being released, and Tom is pissed. In fact he feels like a straight man being pulled out of a closet with leather chaps on and cum dripping from his mouth.
Baby Hollywood
Filed under: Media Report, Rumor Control, Who Gives a Shit
Hollywood stars spent most of today shitting out critters, as a host of famous and not-so-famous gave birth to the future generation of coke addicts and whores.
Check out the new babies!
Yes!!!!! There Is A God
Filed under: Greatest Of All Time, Miscellaneous Awesomeness, Movies, Perfection, Pixar-Level Genius, Rumor Control, WOW
Jessica Simpson has been in one bad movie after another, but still she want to be concidered a serious actress. So she has decide to do something to make us all take her seriously.
Bonna Rumors
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Editorial, Freaks, Greatest Of All Time, Music, Rumor Control
Rumors of acts for next year’s Bonnaroo Festival have officially started and I’m not sure the hippies are going to like it. Bonnaroo is considered the largest hippy festival in the world and it takes place every year in Manchester, Tennessee in the month of June.
What Ever Happened To Bailey Quarters?
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Freaks, Good Grief, Hmmmmm, Huh?, Media Weirdness, Public Humiliation, Rumor Control, Television, The Z List
Anybody who was ever a fan of WKRP In Cincinnati, remembers Bailey Quarters. She was the smart and shy billing manager that soon gained confidence and became, a disc jockey. As the show went on she became sexier, but could never quite compete with Jennifer (Loni Anderson). Bailey was played by Jan Smithers. Smithers didn’t act much after WKRP, except for some small roles on T.V. So, after all these years where has she been?
Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer: Caught On Tape
Filed under: Huh?, Media Weirdness, Miscellaneous Awesomeness, Rumor Control, Television, WOW
For years, people have questioned whether Santa Claus was real. You can argue all you want, but I know one thing. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is real. Don’t beleive me? He’s been caught on tape.
Homosexual Without A Cause
Filed under: Freaks, Good Grief, Gross, Huh?, Media Weirdness, Movies, Rumor Control
A new story has come out about the sexuality of one of Hollywood sexiest stars. In a recent interview, former Hollywood actress Noreen Nash sheds some light on James Dean’s homosexuality.
Drinking Jin
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Greatest Of All Time, Media Report, Public Humiliation, Rumor Control, Television
It looks like Lost maybe killing off yet another favorite. Daniel Dae Kim, who plays the Korean tough guy Jin-Soo Kwon was arrested yesterday on suspicion of drunken driving.
Why Does This Wand Smell Like Ass?
Filed under: Huh?, Movies, Rumor Control, Who Gives a Shit
In the world of Harry Potter much is sacred, but apparently not the sexuality of one of the series most beloved characters. According to author J.K. Rowling Hogwarts Headmaster Albus Dumbledore was a huge fudge packer.
I am currently reading the series and am only about half way through the fourth book so I may sound a bit naive in saying this, but is it really necessary to come out with this now? What’s the point? Is it to please fans that theorized it for a while? Is it to gain more headlines for the just completed series? Or is it to cash in on more books about Dumbledore’s past?
Either way I am not sure that this is the best example of a lasting memory for old Albus. Not that there’s anything wrong with it. But if he was gay why not be a bit more obvious about it from the start? Sure, you may want to hide from the young readers in the beginning, but if there is in fact nothing wrong with it, then what’s the big deal? It seems simple, be gay or don’t. Don’t try to be gay because it seems to be the “in” thing to do. That seems to be what Rowling is doing here.
Rowling did not have comment on whether Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge, is also a fudge packer. But it sure sounds like it.
Thanks Yahoo.
Oops!!!…. It’s Over Already
Filed under: Funny, Media Weirdness, Movies, Music, Public Humiliation, Rumor Control, Who Gives a Shit
Britney Spears’ name just can’t stay out of the news. She is like a magnet for doing really stupid shit and usually in front of a bunch of people. He newest bit of stupidity came in front of only one person so far.
Parasite Hilton
Filed under: Internet Stupidity, Kevin Smith Whorishness, Media Report, Rumor Control, The Z List, Worst of the Worst
I admit it – I go to Perez Hilton every single day. I am currently seeing psychotherapy for the embarrassing condition.
Lately, though, the celebrity blogger with seven million readers a day has taken his act to new levels of self-absorbtion and depravity.
Oops, Busted Again
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Freaks, Huh?, Media Report, Media Weirdness, Music, Public Humiliation, Rumor Control, Who Gives a Shit, Worst of the Worst
Less than one week after Britney Spears was ordered by a judge to stop drinking, that picture was taken.
Will Potter Be Shaken, Not Stirred?
Daniel Radcliffe has turned into a respectable young actor. While he may not have the most raw talent among the performers of his generation, he certainly shows a willingness to stretch himself and learn the craft. That’s more than I can say for Rupert Grint, for instance.
With the Potter series closing in on its seventh and final film, Radcliffe has been bombarded with wildly divergent projects. And while it seems that Radcliffe’s career choices outside of the boy wizard’s saga have been slightly eclectic, he may be on the verge of taking on another comparably huge franchise.
Cage Is A Magnum-Sized Asshole
Filed under: Dumb Ideas, Editorial, Movies, Rumor Control, Worst of the Worst
I’ll keep this short and not-so-sweet.
Cinematical and IGN report that Nicholas Cage is set to play the famous Tom Selleck role in the upcoming Magnum P.I. movie.
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
We don’t need a movie made from this ridiculous eighties television show, and we certainly do not need to see Cage hamming it up with his shirt wide open, revealing copious chest hair that has been carefully glued to him. Must this idiot be attached to EVERYTHING that is shown in a theater or on television? When did this dubious thespian become the next Marlon Fucking Brando?
Go to motherfucking hell, Hollywood. Seriously.