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The Ultimate Idiot

Monday, February 11th, 2008

I love it when people who were never really very famous in the past, try as hard as they can to get people to notice them one last time. Former wrestle Ultimate Warrior is the lastest never-was trying to get just 15 more minutes.

Idols And Freaks

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

American Idol is back and so are the freaks. It’s only been two episodes and we have already gotten a birdman and stalker to go along with the usual freaks.

Enough Is Enough

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

I have fucking had it with the Britney Spears shit. I can’t understand why her fucked up life is a news story and I really can’t understand how people can still be defending her.

60 Minutes To Long

Sunday, January 13th, 2008

Why is Andy Rooney still alive? He’s like a cockroach, he’ll never go away.

Celine Dion Is Fucking Crazy

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

I fucking hate Celine Dion. I think it’s safe to say that I’m not the only one that feels this way. Everything she does pisses me off, and for the life of me I can’t understand why people like her. Can somebody please tell me why she’s so popular?

The Greatest Moments Of 2007 - Eric’s Picks

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

With the new year coming to an end, I think now is a good time to look back at the 5 greatest celebrity moments of 2007. This year was no different than those of the past. You can always count on Hollywood to give us the most entertaining, bizarre, what the fuck moments that make [...]

The Origins Of Spock

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

Have you ever wondered where the idea for the Mr. Spock character came from? Was he a freak, or maybe an outcast, or maybe a half-breed, or maybe he was just a brilliant Jew? It turns out that he may have been all of the above, but most importantly an alien Jew.

Peter Brady Thinks Lesbians Are Gross

Monday, December 17th, 2007

What is wrong with Peter Brady? Peter, whose real name is Christoper Knight, seems to be a little confused. First, until a few years ago, he couldn’t get a job. Well, he did get to do the occasional Very Brady Christmas Special. That was it, though. Then in 2005, VH1 came calling. They wanted him to [...]

Where The Hell Is Maury?

Friday, December 7th, 2007

What the hell is happening is going on? Daytime T.V. was the perfect time to sit back and laugh at all the white trash rednecks and ghetto trash of the world. There are approximately 85 different judge shows on every day. You have a judge for everything you can think of. There are judges shows for divorces, [...]

Why The Fuck Am I Poor And He’s Not?

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

I am really getting fucking tired of being poor, with people like Tay Zonday making money. I admit, I thought Chocolate Rain was silly and funny. Hell, I walked around singing it all the time. It was a joke though. Nobody, NOBODY actually thought it was good.
The kid is a cute, lovable virgin with a deep voice. [...]

What Ever Happened To Bailey Quarters?

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Anybody who was ever a fan of WKRP In Cincinnati, remembers Bailey Quarters. She was the smart and shy billing manager that soon gained confidence and became, a disc jockey. As the show went on she became sexier, but could never quite compete with Jennifer (Loni Anderson). Bailey was played by Jan Smithers. Smithers didn’t [...]

How Does This Shit Keep Happening

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

What the hell is wrong with people. The world must be coming to an end soon. Can somebody please explain this to me.

Lo-Life

Monday, November 5th, 2007

Michael Lohan, the estranged father of one-time actress/drug addict Lindsay Lohan, doesn’t resemble a human being as much as he does a parasitic fungal infection.
His slobbering, narcissistic desire for attention has cost him his family, his freedom, and now his self-respect. That’s right … add one more reality television hopeful to the parade of scummy, Z-grade [...]

For Stern Justice

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

While humanity and the general direction of life on Earth resumed without even a pause following the drug-induced death of Anna Nicole Smith, the drama surrounding it continues to grow larger and - inexplicably - weirder.
A tape and eyewitness account has surfaced that reveal lawyer Howard K. Stern is suspect #1 in her emerging homicide case.

Ann Cunter Hates Everyone

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Can someone please explain the phenomenon known as Ann Coulter? How on Earth did this pompous, lizard-eyed, psychopathic harpy manage to attract so much attention and power in this world?

I wasn’t going to post anything about the enormous media fireball that erupted after her appearance on Donny Deutsch’s CNBC show. But now that I have [...]

Look Mom, Still No Panties

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

I like everybody else, am tired of Britney Spears. The problem is she just won’t stop doing stupid shit. Today she skipped a special child custody hearing, that she requested. Why could she possibly have been doing that was more important? She was driving around with no panties and showing us all her snatch.
The [...]

Queen Clay

Monday, October 8th, 2007

On November 11, a tribute to the legendary rock band QUEEN will be released. The album, entitled “Rock n’ Royalty: A Very Special Tribute To Queen” would be a great oppertunity to bring some of rocks biggest bands/singers in to pay tribute to the band. Queen’s back catalog of music paired with some of music’s best [...]

Partridge Not Interested In Fairplay

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

The lowest forms of reality show swamp life came out last night and performed in public like ass-picking baboons - AGAIN. We should almost have a hot key ready for these stories due to their frequency and general intelligence level.
This time the attention-starved bottom-feeders were one-time Partridge Family redhead Danny Bonaduce and third-place Survivor contestant Jonny [...]

Parasite Hilton

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007

I admit it - I go to Perez Hilton every single day. I am currently seeing psychotherapy for the embarrassing condition.
Lately, though, the celebrity blogger with seven million readers a day has taken his act to new levels of self-absorbtion and depravity.

Crocker Of Shit

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

Tired of seeing this fame-baiting douche-tard yet?
Video blogger Chris Crocker’s astounding four day rise to worldwide phenomenon received a little boost from Jimmy Kimmel. On Jimmy Kimmel Live, the ever-so-slightly flamboyant YouTube “artist” granted an interview with the cross-eyed Kimmel.
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