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Backwards Boys
Like it or not, The Backstreet Boys need to make house and car payments.
They have an unrequested new album called Unbreakable arriving in stores sooner than you’d like. From the sound of their lead single, Inconsolable, we are in for a long winter of sappy, faux-soul ballads. Take a look at the video for the song:
The Fags Are Fucking Up America
What the fuck is wrong with this country? Congress is having a hearing to discuss the lyrical content and imagery of African-American women in hip-hop. Don’t they have anything better to do? How about ending this pointless war, or lowering the fucking gas prices?
Our great rappers have decided to start defending themselves on the subject and Ja Rule is the leader of the pack. He recently spoke out about the issue to Complex magazine. Ja of course, sees nothing wrong with calling women bitches and hoes. He does however have a problem with gay people on T.V. and he thinks they are the bigger problem.
Yee Haw
Jessica Simpson is set for one last dash at saving her career. Everything she does lately is a failure, from singing to acting to relationships. So what is her plan to save her career? Read more
This Is Your God Now
Kathy Griffin has been at the bottom of the celebrity cest pool for years, doing everything she can to make people notice her. She has had hideously disfiguring way to much plastic surgery and her voice makes people want to stab their eardrums out with a broken chicken wing bone. She has been the annoying T.V. sidekick (”Suddenly Susan”), the guest host from hell (”The Late Late Show, “Jimmy Kimmel Live”, The View”) and now reality show star.
Her reality show “My Life On The D-List” was nominated for and won the award for Best Reality Show last Saturday night, at The Creative Arts Emmy Awards. When Griffin got up to expect her award her speech pissed a lot of people off and now she’s getting the attention she so desperately craves.
Psycho For Psycho
The Britney Spears VMA debacle continues its tumbling freefall. Every media outlet in the world has weighed in on her zoned out, lazy, and downright baffling appearance on the MTV awards show.
Hell, even we lowered ourselves into the mud and offered our humble two cents.
The overwhelming majority considered her latest public spectacle to be the worst music-related performance since Flea’s sock fell off back in 1988, or at least since the last performance by Metallica.
However, mentally-unstable persons everywhere were apparently inspired by her bizarre behavior on the show. Some of them, unfortunately allowed to have webcams and YouTube accounts while residing in their comfortable padlocked “bedrooms” at the local hospital, made their feelings known in typically psychotic fashion.
Check this out:
A Shot Of Tequila
Myspace whore Tila Tequila will be the star of the next MTV reality show. Just like Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels, she is looking for love.
Dumb And Dumber 2: VMA
Pamela Anderson’s pussy ain’t that good, guys. And she has Hepatitis C, too.
Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee and Kid Rock exchanged blows at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas.
Here’s the scoop from MSNBC:
According to a source who witnessed the event, Tommy Lee was sitting with magician Criss Angel. The two went over to see Diddy who was sitting in close proximity to Kid Rock. At some point after the twosome made their way over to Diddy, “all hell broke loose,” the source told Access Hollywood.
People immediately gathered around the fracas and both Lee and Kid Rock were escorted out.
Classy.
No word yet on whether the fight was caused by booze, drugs, Pam’s jayjay, or Britney’s shitty performance.
End Of Line
Steven Lisberger basically has one credit to his name: the gloriously visionary Disney film Tron.
That was 1982.
In the meantime, Lisberger has existed in some sort of fanboy phantom zone, getting remarkably fat while his legend continued to grow. Tron - his personal Citizen Kane - was initially rejected by moviegoers in that highly-competetive summer in ‘82, but has since shown itself to be a prophetic and highly important contribution to filmmaking. Given the radical changes in computers that the film predicted, many movie fans wanted Lisberger to return to tackle the next generation of technology with a Tron 2.0. In fact, the script was written, but Disney foolishly turned it down.
So Lisberger sat around for two decades and did virtually nothing. Until now.
Jerry and The Illiterate Faggot
Jerry Lewis had his annual MDA Telethon, over the Labor Day weekend. This is a great cause and it raises a lot of money. I will not take anything away from him there. But this year he may have let a little bit of his real personality shine through.
He Helped Jump The Shark, Then It Grabbed Him, Chewed Him Up And Spit Him Back Out
Remember little Andy Keaton, the cute little bother of Alex P. Keaton on “Family Ties”. What a cute little boy, he always just wanted to be like his older bother.
The Biggest Pile Of Crap Ever Put On T.V.
MTV has been responsible for some of the worst shows ever, but now they have officially created the worst show ever.
What A Lovely Couple
That is the picture of love.
You’re Irrelevant, So Shut Up Already
What happens when you put a redneck, racist, gun-toting dumbass in front of a microphone?
Bimbo For Hire
Fox’s newest quasi-reality show, Anchorwoman, aired this past Wednesday. So, how’d she do?… Read more
Gone Baby Gone…
Lauryn Hill is INSANE. Even her old “comrades” say so… Read more
Douche-Bag Fighting - Michael Vick Vs. ?
I think I have the perfect idea for Michael Vick … and it’s not prison. I say we have a douche-bag fight; it’s like dog fighting, where only one comes out alive. His opponent ……
Nick And Vanessa Naked
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were recently caught nude while celebrating an anniversary in Mexico. Reports were that OK! magazine paid half a million dollars and said that the pictures would never see light of day. Apparently those haven’t shown up, but some have and here they are. WARNING THESE PICTURES CONTAIN NUDITY AND ARE ONLY MEANT FOR ADULTS.
Dumb Ass Kracker
It looks like somebody’s 15 minutes are up.
One Too Many Dicks
What happened to Jenna Jameson? This is what she used to look like. Something has gone terribly wrong. This is what she looks like now.
Roast Of Flavor
Flavor Flav is the most recent victim of a Comedy Central roast. I’m not really sure why Flav need to be roasted. Isn’t the point of a roast to get all your friends together and have them insult of you in front of a bunch of people? Does Flav really need help looking like and idiot? He is a grown ass man that wears a big ass clock around his neck for god sakes.
