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Friday, May 16th, 2008The titanic ego of M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN has cursed his every move in recent years. The blossoming promise shown in his earliest films has disintegrated before the bewildered eyes of moviegoers everywhere. The trust is broken, replaced by a palpable resentment. It’s like admiring a charismatic uncle as a young person, only to go behind [...]
Full SPEED Ahead!!
Thursday, March 13th, 2008After the Wachowski Siblings released the first trailers for their upcoming live action version of the seventies cartoon classic SPEED RACER, many movie fanboys spent far too many hours bashing the kaleidescopic visuals. Nevermind that most of these fanboys were yet to make an appearance as anything other than watery ejaculate when the cartoon was [...]
Not So Scary Remakes
Sunday, January 20th, 2008The horror remakes just keep coming. One will be headed to theaters and one will be straight-to-DVD. Do these trailer makes you want to see either.
Semi-Funny
Sunday, December 23rd, 2007Will Ferrell has made the same movie three or four times now, each with less success. I love the guy; I think he might be the single funniest thing to ever hit Saturday Night Live. However, he has yet to find a movie that completely captures his unique comedic gift.
Wanna Go To Hell, Boy?
Thursday, December 20th, 2007The first Hellboy made approximately $19.92 at the box office. So that, of course, means you immediately greenlight a sequel.
And here it comes:
Does this really look any more comprehensible than the first film??
Will Horton Hear, Cha-Ching?
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
Next March, Horton Hears A Who will make it’s way into a new generation of children’s hearts. Horton has always been one of Dr. Seuss’s most well known and beloved books. Horton is a heartfelt story of a big dumb elephant that thinks life exist on a speck of dust, only knowbody believes him. Horton is a perfect [...]
Lost Again
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007I feel like a may be beating a dead horse with this, but this is too good to pass up. Over the weekend I posted the teaser trailer for the upcoming fourth season of Lost. Well now Kristin Dos Santos from E! has posted the extended trailer and it is quite good and very telling. So please [...]
Wall Eats My Heart
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007There is something that gets me about this new trailer for Pixar’s WALL-E.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrR8LUjQZyM
What is it?
Hancock Trailer
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
The trailer for Will Smith’s new movie, Hancock has hit the web. I think this movie is going to be a fun ride from the looks of it. Of course, I like just about anything Smith is in. Check it out after the jump and tell us what you think.
Lost Season 4
Saturday, December 15th, 2007For those of you who are fans of Lost, and if you not you’re an idiot, the official season 4 trailer has been released. Take a look.
Head Into The Orphanage
Sunday, December 9th, 2007
This holiday season, don’t forget about all the kids in the orphanage. Well actually, just make sure to check out Guillermo Del Toro’s (Mimic, Hellboy) new horror movie The Orphanage. That should be better than going and making your self all depressed by the crying little kids with no parents. They always want to try [...]
Stop, Speed Racer, Stop!
Thursday, December 6th, 2007The Wachowski siblings have unveiled the trailer for their upcoming adaptation of Speed Racer. Unfortunately, the thing looks like a phantasmagorical whirlwind of vomit.
Coming Attractions
Wednesday, December 5th, 2007As we head into the Christmas movie season, a host of next year’s films are jockeying into position with high-profile sneak previews of their films. Instead of devoting a story to each separately, we’ll just throw them all into the Cuisinart, turn it on high, and see how it tastes.
Shoot Me.
Monday, November 19th, 2007
And you thought the one-sheet was bad. My advice? Don’t watch the trailer I’ve put after the jump.
The Other Hot Girl
Friday, November 16th, 2007
Even though the film adaptation for Phillipa Gregory’s The Other Boleyn Girl looks pretty much like a total chick flick, I have to see it on principle alone. It stars 2 of the hottest actresses of our day, Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson. The best part is that they are pissed at each other in the [...]
Cloverfield Attacks!
Friday, November 16th, 2007Prior to my preview of Beowulf, they played the highly anticipated trailer for J.J. Abrams’ mystery monster movie.
Coming Attractions
Sunday, November 11th, 2007
Movie trailer are at times the best part of the movie going experience. Here are the trailers for some upcoming films.
Movie or PC Game?
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007Does someone want tell me what the hell this is all about?
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This looks like a PC game trailer from the late 80’s! I just…I just…I…ugh.
Anakin Dares Us To Stay AWAKE
Sunday, October 28th, 2007
It is appropriate to display a picture of Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker in any discussion regarding his upcoming film AWAKE, since Hayden apparently resumes the weird, deliberate line readings that doomed his portrayal of the Star Wars villain.
Coming Attractions?
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
Trailers are often my favorite part of the theatrical experience; they help me fantasize about the possibility of a better movie than the one I am currently seeing.
We have brand new trailers for I Am Legend and John Rambo on tap for ya. Take a gander and let us know what you think.