Those damned snobs and cultural Nazis have won the battle. T-Shirt Hell is no more.

What is T-Shirt Hell, you ask? Only the greatest online t-shirt company in the world, you dumb faggot. Every shirt is a lovingly-crafted middle finger to the sensitive sensibilities of religious and sexual prudes everywhere. I dare you to check out their site. In fact, anyone who comes here needs to go there right now.

The guy who has been running this company for eight years has made an enormous amount of money; in his goodbye letter, he brags that the company still sells 3000 shirts a week in a slow economy. That’s a lot of dough, folks. But I especially love the part where he has decided to not sell-out. The guy is simply going out of business and walking away. HOORAY!!! There is someone out there with balls of integrity.

And to the dumbshits out there who drove him to this unfortunate decision, go fuck yourself in your eye socket until you can actually see the pain.

Fox‘s new hit Fringe will take a bit of a hiatus after airing its tenth episode last night, its last until January. For those of you that have avoided it because you don’t think that you can commit to it, you are wrong. In today’s world the TV Guide is no longer relevant, shows are aired by their network’s websites in order for casual fans to stay caught up. There is no commitment involved, watch at your leisure, this show is worth it.  (more…)

With less than a week to go in the American Presidential race, The Times in London is running a series of articles detailing a list of Presidents, ranked worst to best. The list is culled from the choices of a large group of historians and journalists.

Their choice for worst President of all time? James Buchanan (1857-1861), who presided over the build-up to the Civil War by unwisely shoving a thumb up his ass.  Other notable fuckheads include the infamous Richard Nixon (of course) and, at only number 33 of 42, the incomparably bad George W. Bush.

For my money, the worst President in American history is (more…)

During the Halloween season you hear many of mythical stories. Ones about mothman, Bigfoot, werewolves, and other strange creatures. But there is another creature you may need to be concerned about. Strange creatures have been washing up on beaches the past few years. They have appeared in New York, Russia and most recently Connecticut. The creatures all have the same beak-like mouth, sharp teeth, and fat hairless bodies. The Russian creature actually appeared to be reptile like, with a long tail. People have guess that the creature maybe a dog, a turtle or even a raccoon, but nobody really knows. These creatures could be from hell or even Mars and they should clearly be cause for concern. They may be lurking in our oceans the kill us and take over the world.